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The "Try, Try Again" Award

With at least 6 of these predictions already recorded on FSTDT, not one has been true yet.

Quote# 80554

(Manhattan to be hit by a dirty bomb in April 2011)

We now calculate that Manhattan in the US will be hit by fire from the heavens resulting from a bomb which produces a mushroom cloud rising from the sea on 2010VeAdar28-29=2011Nisan4-5 (2011April7-9)

Here are the first verses of 1 Kings 17 and 1 Kings 18...

1 And Elijah [Gordon], the Tishbite from the inhabitants of Gilead proceeded to say to Ahab: As Jehovah the God of Israel before whom I do stand is living, there will occur during these years neither dew [water baptism from the earth] nor rain [spirit baptism from the heavens], except at the order of my word! (1 Kings 17).

The account runs from 1 Kings 17:1 to 1 Kings 18:46. It is the story of who can bring fire to the bull and actually rain to the land. Is it the prophets of Baal with their wonderful fire then rain dance? or is it Elijah and his God? Therefore the drought must start on 2001Tishri30 (or 7 days later). This was the day that Paul Gillies, the UK Watchtower press officer wrote to the UK Guardian newspaper confirming that the Watchtower was unrepentant for their UN NGO idolatry.

The greater meaning of this contest is who can predict terrorism and who can water baptise, Elijah or the prophets of Baal? In fact the one who can predict terrorism, is the one who can water baptise. The one who can bring fire can bring rain. To the Phoenicians and the Philistines and idolaters in Israel, Baal was the God of fertility (human and agricultural) and therefore he could bring rain clouds which caused agricultural fertility. So this was a contest designed to show up Baal as a false God. The prophets of Baal are Christians who are more interested in congregation fertility than scriptural truth. They are the bean counters, the bureaucrats, the target setters, the pharisees of the church.

truebiblecode, True Bible Code 50 Comments [4/10/2011 5:49:57 AM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

It's April 10th now, someone needs to go tell Manhattan it got bombed this week

0.o

4/10/2011 6:03:56 AM

Woody

So, on the 1st May when nothing has happened, you'll be willing to admit your entire faith is based on nonsense?

4/10/2011 6:12:44 AM

JesusWouldFacepalm

He never will, he'll just set the date back a few years.

4/10/2011 6:18:06 AM



I'm thinking your water baptism is likely shit, as well.

4/10/2011 6:26:46 AM

Pule Thamex

As an agent of Baal, I predict that any True Bible Code predictions will always be totally wrong. This proves that Baal is infinitely more powerful than God. You should see my garden, Baal's doing a good job there. If I left it to God He'd probably flood it or attack it with locusts.

4/10/2011 6:27:08 AM



One thing you'll may hit a nail in the head. If you persist..............

4/10/2011 6:46:04 AM

aaa

Your persistence is admirable.

4/10/2011 6:55:51 AM

Canadia

You going for a record number of incorrect predictions?

4/10/2011 6:58:32 AM

Frank

"We now calculate that Manhattan in the US will be hit by fire from the heavens resulting from a bomb which produces a mushroom cloud rising from the sea on 2011April7-9"

It's always nice to have something to look forward to.

4/10/2011 7:12:05 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

He's absolutely 100% correct!

Except for the parts about Manhattan, a dirt bomb, the dates ... and all the rest.

4/10/2011 7:19:31 AM

Raised by Horses

Hi. You fail at predictions. But don't worry, you can always just claim that you got the date wrong. With the kind of crowd you're used to hanging out with, it's doubtful that anyone will question you.

4/10/2011 7:24:50 AM

D Laurier

As of today (april 10th of 2011) no sign of a "dirty bomb" hitting Manhattan.

4/10/2011 8:28:30 AM

TGRwulf

*checks his map*

Nope, NY's still there.

4/10/2011 8:30:59 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Of course it can't just be a story designed to tell people that the Judeo-Christian God is the One True God, can it...

Religion: Leave parsimony at the door.

4/10/2011 8:36:07 AM

dionysus

Strange, it seems that Manhattan is still standing and untouched. Well, maybe not untouched as a drunk man did knock over a trash can but no bombs though. First rule of prophecy: make it vague enough that it's pretty much guaranteed to be true. That way you don't end up looking like an idiot to even the most naive and gullible people out there.

So this was a contest designed to show up Baal as a false God.

It was? In that case I suppose I'd better convert to being a Ba'al worshiper ASAP as he clearly won this little scuffle. Thank you for shedding light on the Truth for me! Praise be to Ba'al!

4/10/2011 9:11:18 AM

Justanotheratheist

You dorks just never learn, do you?

4/10/2011 9:18:05 AM

Alleyprowler

Maybe he forgot to carry the 6.

4/10/2011 9:41:20 AM

Brianisha

............and if it does happen, Ill call in some cops with this post and how you were building a dirty bomb.....

4/10/2011 10:28:10 AM

rallymodeller

Scroll to the bottom of the OP page. The idiots kept a record of all their wrong predictions. There have to be at least a hundred there, all mentioning specific dates and locations.

It's a chronology of lulz.

4/10/2011 10:36:03 AM

whatever

The initial prediction is false, the rest of the post is near-unreadable word salad.

4/10/2011 10:44:21 AM

TheJebusFire

It's now April 10th.

I guess that means I can stone you now, you know false prophet and all.

4/10/2011 11:27:36 AM

anti-nonsense

I'll be laughing at you come May 1st.

4/10/2011 11:38:05 AM

NonProphet

I live in Manhattan. You'd think I would have noticed a giant mushroom cloud over the skyline.

Also, doesn't the Bible say something about false prophets...?

4/10/2011 11:40:25 AM

Doubting Thomas

*yawn* Time to throw another failed religious prediction on the pile. It never ceases to amaze me how people keep making predictions of things happening on specific dates based on the bible, which doesn't contain dates at all.

4/10/2011 11:45:56 AM

John

I guess if you predict some disaster almost every day, you may get it right once in a while ...

4/10/2011 12:55:59 PM
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