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#1277278
checkmate
The greater meaning of this contest is who can predict terrorism and who can water baptise, Elijah or the prophets of Baal? In fact the one who can predict terrorism, is the one who can water baptise. The one who can bring fire can bring rain. To the Phoenicians and the Philistines and idolaters in Israel, Baal was the God of fertility (human and agricultural) and therefore he could bring rain clouds which caused agricultural fertility. So this was a contest designed to show up Baal as a false God. The prophets of Baal ...
Hey dude, see a doctor. Quickly.
That's some really serious brain warp.
Wow.
4/10/2011 12:57:00 PM
#1277287
Old Viking
What's a Tishbite? If it has anything to do with sex, please respond promptly.
4/10/2011 1:42:51 PM
#1277288
SeekerLancer
Dirty bombs aren't atom bombs they don't produce giant mushroom clouds you nitwit.
4/10/2011 1:43:02 PM
#1277304
It's Sunday April 10th already. WRONG!!!!
4/10/2011 2:00:29 PM
#1277306
solomongrundy
Jeremiah 14:14
Then the LORD said to me, “The prophets are prophesying lies in my name. I have not sent them or appointed them or spoken to them. They are prophesying to you false visions, divinations, idolatries and the delusions of their own minds.
Heh. If there was anything to his 'beliefs' I'd tell truebiblecode to pack plenty of sun-screen bearing in mind where he's supposedly heading but sad to say he'll just moulder in the grave like the rest of us...
4/10/2011 2:02:20 PM
#1277307
Berny
Is Manhattan a radioactive crater or did I miss something?
Fail again, True Bible Code(TM).
I think you guys need a new Bible decoder ring.
4/10/2011 2:03:05 PM
#1277321
freako104
And I doubt it will happen. I wonder when they'll stop this shit
4/10/2011 2:50:01 PM
#1277323
TWoozl
Must have been a pretty weak bomb. Manhattan clearly didn't notice it's now a day overdue for a "mushroom cloud" (Pro-tip to professional faith-scaremongers-- er, prophets: Only nukes and absolutely massive conventional blasts make a mushroom cloud. Dirty bombs as a rule, are only slightly more powerful than a hand grenade).
4/10/2011 3:24:14 PM
#1277325
SpukiKitty
Don't these nincompoops actually read their own scripture? Sure, they'll drink in the "God as scary warlord of doom" stuff....yet they'll completely ignore the "God is an unconditionally loving Parent who cares for us/Peace and love quasi-proto-hippie Jesus guy" AND "Noone knows the day or the hour, not I (Jesus) nor the angels in Heaven, but my Father only". What a bunch on petulant babies!
4/10/2011 3:39:37 PM
#1277326
randomguy
Deuteronomy 18:20-22
But the prophet, which shall presume to speak a word in my name, which I have not commanded him to speak, or that shall speak in the name of other gods, even that prophet shall die.
And if thou say in thine heart, How shall we know the word which the LORD hath not spoken?
When a prophet speaketh in the name of the LORD, if the thing follow not, nor come to pass, that is the thing which the LORD hath not spoken
4/10/2011 3:41:54 PM
#1277333
tmarcl
Much as everyone else has pointed out, it is now 10 April 2011. Manhattan is still there, and no reports of an atomic bomb, a dirty bomb, or any other bombs. Except maybe on Broadway. I didn't check the arts and entertainment section...
4/10/2011 4:14:42 PM
#1277340
Nowonmai
Swing and a miss yet again!
4/10/2011 4:47:20 PM
#1277365
Osiris
Just. I have no idea. What's worse? Reading the Bible, or reading people's half-baked, drug-fueled interpretations of the Bible?
4/10/2011 6:27:07 PM
#1277374
Headache
We now calculate...
LOLLERCOPTER!11!
Would that calculation consist of pulling small plastic numbers out of a dark and damp place?
4/10/2011 7:33:42 PM
#1277422
Prager
Wrong...again!
4/11/2011 12:23:38 AM
#1277542
Mapar
I love the smell of kookery in the morning...
4/11/2011 8:55:13 AM
#1277586
SpukiKitty
....it smells like...chicken.
4/11/2011 10:34:53 AM
#1277620
breakerslion
Imagine that! Still drooling in awe of ancient bullshit parlor magic.
@ Woody:
Hardly.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Disappointment
... And Moab, Son of Rhubab and Douchebab, did place his finger within his nose, and finding naught, even unto the furthest reaches of his cranium, declared that forever after men would read smegma written in stale Jacobean English and be strangely impressed.
4/11/2011 12:27:47 PM
#1277625
nazani14
Dew doesn't come from the earth, you nitwit. It condenses from the atmosphere.
Terrorism is never mentioned in the bible at all. That's because normal warfare included slaughtering civilians. I don't know if the priests of Baal made blood sacrifices, but they couldn't have been more like terrorists than King David.
4/11/2011 12:45:23 PM
#1277975
Iczer-four
Still here.. Please try Again..
4/12/2011 12:14:23 PM
#1278418
Kevin Klawitter
I E-mailed the website, pointing out that a dirty bomb did not, in fact, go off when they predicted, asking whether or not they made a mistake in their prediction. This is their response:
It was our 268th mistake!
Keeps on aksing and ye shall receive.
Blessings
Gordon Ritchie
Lords' Witnesses
4/13/2011 12:16:14 PM
#1280382
Zits
Justin Bieber sang somewhere in New York. Its been catastrophically bombed.
4/19/2011 10:07:45 PM
#1404997
harpoon
All that exists is derived from a single Divine, source--Almighty God. God is at once the entire universe and transcends the universe as well. All that exists is God; God is all that exists, within my being. God is absolute Good and everywhere present. God is the origin and creator of all; there is no other enduring power. There is only one power and one presence active in my life, God the Good, the Omnipotent. I love you God; Thank-you God for loving me.
5/19/2012 4:48:01 PM
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