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#1278006
nazani14
So why don't you go online and read more thorough reviews to him before he orders, you lazy tramp?
4/12/2011 1:48:37 PM
#1278009
Areze
I love how unashamedly crazy these people can be sometimes.
4/12/2011 1:57:47 PM
#1278011
Pilotess
Don't ever read the bible! You'd hate it! brother killing brother, rape, murder, more rape, someone killing someone else so they can have the pretty wife, masturbation, sex-slavery, incest ... disgusting, filthy, degenerate!
4/12/2011 1:59:26 PM
#1278022
LDM
Fictional characters having sex?!?!?! Oh, the humanity!
4/12/2011 3:35:15 PM
#1278040
WickedWitch
Pfft, that's nothing. You should be more concerned about poorly-written books about the End Times with insipidly stereotypical characters and a penchant for not doing the research. (*coughLeftBehindcough*)
4/12/2011 4:25:02 PM
#1278056
Giveitaday
End Times indeed.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Oh, you were being serious.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
4/12/2011 5:33:48 PM
#1278062
Passerby
Religious fundamentalists: Providing equal censorship to truth and fiction since (date redacted for heretical implications)
4/12/2011 5:56:53 PM
#1278076
Tolpuddle MartyrOf course he had to listen to the entire thing before he got outraged!
4/12/2011 7:11:45 PM
#1278084
Alencon
Why should a "talking book" be any different from printed books? Is this moron implying that somehow blind people are also less mature or less emotionally developed?
4/12/2011 7:25:04 PM
#1278105
Percy Q. Shunn
translation: I just caught my husband pulling his pickle to gay pedo-porn.
4/12/2011 8:28:32 PM
#1278109
MikeSihl
What tilL they send him a copy of Harry Potter or The Northern Lights: "ZOMG IT'S TEH END TIMES!!!!"
4/12/2011 9:03:26 PM
#1278119
Reverend Jeremiah
LOL..."INCONCEIVABLE"!!!!
4/12/2011 10:12:17 PM
#1278133
Amanda
I don't understand. Why did you think an audio book would have more conservative content than a regular book? Blind people have sex too, you know.
4/13/2011 1:07:44 AM
#1278135
Oh honey. If fundies had any IDEA what was in books they'd be banned entirely. I'm so grateful the idiots don't read.
4/13/2011 1:20:34 AM
#1278137
BTW, I bet this was The Lost Language of Cranes. Good book.
4/13/2011 1:22:47 AM
#1278140
So, because some books are not of his taste, it's the end of the world?. Wellcome to the real world, which is not likely to end soon, don't worry.
4/13/2011 1:49:16 AM
#1278152
atropa
Now, every little complaint I hear, I'm going to respond with "end times indeed". Photocopier not working? End times indeed. Can't find a carpark? End times indeed. Boring sandwiches for lunch again? End times indeed.
4/13/2011 2:11:01 AM
#1278181
Mahina
You'd think freedom of expression would be honorable for a fundie.
Oh wait...
4/13/2011 3:00:43 AM
#1278226
WWWWolf
I thought we had been done with this. Apparently not.
Why does this remind me of the story about fundamentalists, who, unable to listen to music backwards because everything new was released on CDs, started listening to it right way around, and were outraged to hear obscene lyrics?
4/13/2011 4:12:35 AM
#1278264
Prager
I AM SHOCKED! SHOCKED AND APPALLED!! (not)
4/13/2011 5:33:05 AM
#1278273
aaa
I've read way worse books. Chill.
4/13/2011 5:53:20 AM
#1278325
Anon-e-moose
(emphasis added)
'Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.'
'You know nothing. "Hell" is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.'
Dr. Weir (Sam Neill, "Event Horizon")
I'm surprised he's listening to audiobooks that are anything other than the KJV. Oh, the 'Hell' that is literature which contains concepts and storylines that one would never see in the New Testament! (PROTIP: they do appear in the Old Testament). One word: Madrassas.
Liberate tutame ex inferis.
4/13/2011 8:08:00 AM
#1278520
Did you seriously just refer to an audio book as a "talking book"?
4/13/2011 7:54:06 PM
#1279303
elphada
Of course! There is no mention of affairs, incest, murder, infanticide(bashing their heads against rocks or have a bear rip them to shreds),pedophilia(keep all the women children for yourself). How about giving up your daughters for a gang rape only to have pop impregnate them later?
Stewie said My my, what a thumping good read, lions eating Christians, people nailing each other to 2 x 4's. I'll say, you won't find that in Winnie the Pooh.
4/16/2011 1:45:05 PM
#1279544
Renon
Because the bible is the perfect vision of morality when it comes to extramarital affairs.
That was difficult to type with a straight face.
4/17/2011 9:49:11 AM
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