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You'd think a talking book would be harmless
My husband loves to "read" talking books from the state library for the blind.

They send him a catalog every couple of months; and he selects the titles he wants. They let him have a couple at a time.

He just came out of his room, outraged. Apparently two of the best selling selections involve a woman having an affair with a man, and later, his son... another a widower who has an affair with a man.

End Times indeed.


Acts5:41 , RR 80 Comments [4/12/2011 3:16:08 AM]
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Submitted By: lisa
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Fundies Make Me Sick

It's called human conflict, a part of life. It makes stories interesting. Get over it.

4/18/2011 10:33:08 AM

Lance

To be fair... I don't really read a book about a woman having an affair, or a dude having sex with another dude, either.

4/21/2011 12:36:10 AM

whatever

Since you can remember the past but not see the future, then technically all times are end times.

4/21/2011 4:44:47 AM

torako

@dionysus
"Again, I could be wrong but even the most repressed couple I've ever heard of only had separate beds and I have yet to see anyone have separate rooms. But as they say, there's a first time for everything."

i barely even remember when my parents slept in the same bed... and even that may be false memories. i think they stopped sleeping together when i was like... 3 or 4. but then, they got divorced when i was 9 so i'm not sure it counts. they just never really got along too well. =/

4/21/2011 2:04:08 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Yeah I read this one book that was filed with filth:

- It had this one guy, Abraham something. He was married to his half-sister and his wife let him have sex with her maid.

- Then there was this other guy, Jacob, he was married to two sisters at the same time. They gave him their maids to have sex with too.

- There was this one guy, David, he married a whole bunch of women, just to improve his social standing. It never says in the book that he loved any of them.

- There was this one section called the Song of Songs. It was basically about these two people having sex, and it never says they were married.

- And then there were all of the rapes that took place in this book.

Yeah that book was complete trash. Can't imagine why anyone would read it.


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