"Satan wants you to know that you are a good person. You have never killed anyone, so you will still go to Heaven. You worship A god"
Even if 'twere the case that Satan existed - as you fundies similarly claim your so-called 'God' exists...:
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Frankly, he's infinitely superior to your 'God', and thus more worthy of worship, praise - and respect.
"God wants you to know that you are not a good person. Being angry at someone is just the same as killing them."
And he should know, with the millions he's murdered unjustifiably. And how many has Satan (if he actually existed) killed, hmmmmm?! If you've ever wondered who Games Workshop based the Chaos God Khorne on, just crack open your Old Testament, little Raptard.
'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!'
"There is only one true God, and only one way to get to Heaven."
Prove it. 'Free offer: 'God's Unconditional** Love!'
**- Terms and Conditions apply.
No thanks. If this 'God' of yours wants me to 'believe' in him, I want no strings attached whatsoever. Otherwise, he's not the 'God of Love' you lot claim. His love isn't 'unconditional'. Thus he's an inferior evil slimebag who has no right to exist, never mind have the right to be 'believed'. And seeing as he's not the 'God of Love', via the fact his 'Unconditional Love' is conditional, then by definition he's a hypocrite. A contradiction to himself. Ergo, he doesn't exist. QED.
"Yes there is a such thing as Hell."
Prove it. Better get that "Sliders"-style dimensional portal generator out, because you've got a lot of proving to do. Troll4Life, I'm looking at you.
"No, it wasnt created for you, but in your unbelief in the one person that can save you, he will send you there. And yes it is permanent."
Prove it. And if your so-called 'God' existed (along with Satan; he's all part of the same fairytale* that has no right to exist), frankly I'd rather go to 'Hell' than spend eternity with you inferior subhumans kissing your so-called 'God's Holy Arsehole.
...meanwhile, we heathens (and non-fundies) will be partying for all eternity at a vast poolside bash: with the best in eats & drinks; babes & hunks (for those who were originally single/swingers etc); where we'll get to meet all the cool people (Galileo, Da Vinci, Darwin, Gandhi, Churchill & Roosevelt, JFK, Turing, Clarke, Asimov, Dawkins, Hawking, Obama, you name them). Lucifer'll be the host, MC & DJ (remember who has all the best tunes, natch?!). All having a hot time forever.
...what? You on RR think Hell will be a Lake O'Fire, with hideous tortures & torments for all time? What makes you think Satan will do exactly as your 'God' commands in the Bible? And why should he? What makes you think that the above scenario won't come to pass? PROTIP: Just remember why Lucifer was cast down from Heaven.
*- But then, your fundie bullshit is just that: a fairytale. A Delusion. A fantasy concocted to prevent you from realising that, ultimately, you're going to end up exactly like we Atheists; just like leftover pizza: cold, clotted, and stuck to the bottom of a box. As the concept of a 'soul' is nothing more than a delusion: to prevent you from shitting yourself over the one, final, ultimate Truth: When you experience brain-death via hypoxia, that's it. Finito. Goodnight Vienna. Game Over. Complete neurological oblivion.
That's what truly terrifies you fundies - infinitely more than a 'Hell': Nothing.
Ergo...:
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Q.E.D., bitches.
...oh, and one last thing: that (C)Rapture. It's nothing more than an extra-Biblical invention from the 19th Century; the 'Millerites' ring a bell? No? Well, they should. As should that which came to be known as the 'Great Disappointment'.
PROTIP: When the clock strokes midnight tonight, wherever you are little Raptard, just consider this: One more day the (C)Rapture hasn't happened, is one more day we Atheists are proved right.
Don't say we didn't warn you. When you're on your deathbed, wheezing out your last, and that lovely (C)Rapture hasn't happened.
Then who'll be having the last laugh? Who has the Evidence to prove that everything you said and 'believed' was complete bulshit, and therefore proved that you fundies are inferior, ergo we Atheists are infinitely superior to you. QED. All we Atheists have to do to call you on Ruptured Retards out on your unjustifiable bullshit, and thus completely annihilate your 'beliefs' (therefore proving our Atheism is more than infinitely superior to your so-called 'faith')? Just two words: Prove it.
Evolution. The Big Bang. Evidence. We has it.
Do you?
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