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Yeah, but God created the USS Enterprise before StarFleet did. And God told Noah how to build an Ark. Noah didn't
know squat. And everthing in between. We've just copied what God already knew, and have done it forever. Well it seems like forever.
That's why he's God and we're not.

Itsmellslikefish, My Take:Jesus would believe in evolution 66 Comments [4/13/2011 2:00:30 AM]
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#1278149

Pule Thamex

It would be impossible for you to be as unremittingly stupid as you actually are, unless God had shown the way by being the first to be unremittingly stupid. Also, God was, and still is, a drooling moronic knuckle-dragger, so ... over to you, and, take it away, Itsmellslikefish.

4/13/2011 2:08:10 AM

#1278151

Wehpudicabok

Starfleet, not StarFleet. Gosh. [/pickytrekkie]

Pretty sure Gene Roddenberry is the one who actually created the Enterprise. You know, the same Gene Roddenberry who said this:

"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing all-powerful God, who creates faulty Humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes."

4/13/2011 2:10:18 AM

#1278158

Godless heathen

So the bible is as true as Star Trek is it? That's what I thought too.

4/13/2011 2:24:48 AM

#1278162

Raised by Horses

Trekkies vs. Fundies: When Theologies Collide

Film at 11.

4/13/2011 2:28:55 AM

#1278163

Mr. Creazil

Guys, guys, guys! There's only one logical explanation here!

Gene Rodenberry IS God!

4/13/2011 2:28:58 AM

#1278164

Muzzy

What does God need with a starship?

4/13/2011 2:30:35 AM

#1278174

Mahina

God created you mom before I boffed her

4/13/2011 2:54:10 AM

#1278187

Anon2

No, the USS Enterprise wasn't created by "god", but it was built at a shipyard, by engineers and workers. (I'm talking about the REAL ships that are and were called 'Enterprise', not those in the fiction written by Roddenberry)

Who gained their knowledge how to built a ship NOT by reading the bible's fairy-tales, but by hard work and meticulous research, done over centuries, which continuously developed and perfected our knowledge and skill in shipbuilding.

"Itsmellslikefish", I think you don't have the slightest clue what it takes to build a ship. Enroll in an engineering course, and you will soon find out that this isn't at all "just copying".

4/13/2011 3:05:43 AM

#1278191

nutbunny

Are you seriously comparing Noah's boat to the Enterprise?

BEAM ME UP, JESUS!

4/13/2011 3:12:18 AM

#1278214

The_L

No, Gene Roddenbury created the FICTIONAL starship Enterprise. He made it up. No actual spaceship by that name has ever existed. StarFleet isn't real, you crazy Trekkie!

4/13/2011 3:52:05 AM

#1278220

jerenept

How dare you compare your favorite fictional ship to mine?

The USS Enterprise is OVER 9000 times better than any rickety old ark

4/13/2011 3:59:12 AM

#1278225

Jezeus

What the fuck are you talking about? Haven't you seen the new ST movie...it was starfleet

4/13/2011 4:05:32 AM

#1278231

Yeah, but the devil created Serenity.

4/13/2011 4:24:17 AM

#1278232

Damen

4/13/2011 4:24:52 AM

#1278233

kuribo

so god invented abortion. Cool, thanks. Guess now god's gonna have to burn in hell too, having already invented murder and rape and reality TV.

4/13/2011 4:34:40 AM

#1278235

Mudak

Maybe it's me, but if I were god, I wouldn't want people like this talking about me.

4/13/2011 4:42:08 AM

#1278254

Brianisha

Wow, talk about takin crazy to a whole new level. Here I thought Ziggerman built the Enterprise.

4/13/2011 5:15:58 AM

#1278263

Zeus Almighty

ItsmellslikePoe ...

4/13/2011 5:32:56 AM

#1278265

dionysus

I'm surprised this hasn't been posted yet:

4/13/2011 5:33:42 AM

#1278269

Mister Spak

Did god create those machines that radioactivly date rocks to be a billion years old?

4/13/2011 5:42:28 AM

#1278279

awitch

I wonder if the old "Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer" arguments are going to become Enterprise vs. Noah's Ark.

"I am Noah of Borg. Your animals will be assimilated."

4/13/2011 6:17:12 AM

#1278297

Brendan Rizzo

LOL because of the Star Trek reference. That proves that this is a joke.

4/13/2011 6:57:04 AM

#1278303

Doubting Thomas

Um, I'm no trekkie, but I believe the Enterprise went forth on a scientific mission to discover new planets, not because the earth was going to be destroyed.

And if you believe the Noah flood myth, then you're just too stupid to live.

Tell me this, then, if all our technology comes from God's knowledge, why didn't he tell ancient people how to discover electricity, build automobiles, airplanes, computers, etc? Why did he reserve all that technology for our generation? And why did he tell them that the earth was flat, the sky has a firmament, and that bats are birds?

@The_L

No, Gene Roddenbury created the FICTIONAL starship Enterprise. He made it up. No actual spaceship by that name has ever existed.

Sorry, you're wrong. There was the space shuttle Enterprise, named after the fictional Star Trek ship.

4/13/2011 7:10:33 AM

#1278307

aaa

Somewhere, there is a 30 year old man writing a very terrible fanfic about this.

4/13/2011 7:15:43 AM

#1278320

Passerby

So then by your logic God also invented Anthrax, mustard gas, the TeleTubbies, condoms, and the strap-on vibrating dildo ribbed for her (or his) pleasure?

You know, all that stuff preachers swear only a sinful mind warped by Satan could possibly come up with or enjoy the use of?

Oh, and I suppose that God also came up with all those other religions that are totally not the true religion that He will hate you and damn you for practicing.

4/13/2011 7:46:08 AM

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