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The entire Mediterranean is on fire. More than that, it's not just the surrounding countries of the Mediterranean. It also spreads up here. You have U.K. and Ireland already with riot in the street. You have Russia with a bombing.

Well, now, let's see -- let's play this through. What do you think happens? These two collide. They quite honestly, they could make us collapse financially.

Just these two colliding. Let alone, if this is on fire as well, our forces there? What do we do?

This is colliding. We're pouring all of our money into here and here and trying to keep things stable. China pushes this direction. Here's China pushes this direction, just says knock it off, guys. These guys are pushing this direction. This is all pushing up into the middle, into the Mediterranean, into Spain.

This becomes a caliphate. This becomes China dominant. This becomes Muslim caliphate.

If they think Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, Egypt, Libya, possibly Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Turkey, are now some sort of a Muslim caliphate. If anyone begins to think that is a chance, what happens to the overwhelming radical population of the U.K., of radical Islamists? What happens? Do they just sit around on their hand or do they see an opportunity?

When you take the Marxist and you combine them with the radical from Islam, when you combine those forces, which is exactly -- we'll show you this week -- what is happening here, the whole world starts to implode. Does Russia push across this way? And what do we do?

This is not just happenstance. This is not just poor people mad at rich people. This is coordinated. Tunisia was the beginning.

I think there is a chance that Tunisia is our Archduke Ferdinand moment that I've been telling you about, warning that it would start in some place that wouldn't look like anything, and most of us wouldn't understand it.

He was the guy assassinated in Sarajevo, June 1914. A month later, Austria and Hungary declared war against Serbia and the rest is called World War I. I believe a snowball is being formed, and it is starting to roll.

Glenn Beck, Media Matters 42 Comments [4/14/2011 3:35:25 AM]
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Percy Q. Shunn

And I believe you have gone completely 'round the bend, Glenn. How's the job search going?

4/14/2011 3:41:41 AM



Incoherent, incomprehensible, insane and irrelevant.

4/14/2011 4:23:06 AM

dietcokewithlemon

"You have U.K. and Ireland already with riot in the street."

We had 'riots' in the UK!!! Or more accurately we had middle class white students organising a sit-in in a posh shop and a handleful of them smashed a couple of windows and then got arrested. Mummy and daddy picked them up from the police station afterwards.

As for Ireland. Riots? Must have missed that. A small number of IRA members are still active planting bombs in the name of religion, but all they managed to do was killed one of their own. Perhaps Glenn is referring to the massive anti-violence march where people from all sides marched together to show their opposition to religious intolerance and violence.

In evil-socialist Europe with its universal health care Glenn would receive the medication he needs.

4/14/2011 5:00:45 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

China! Bunnies! Marxist! Sarajevo!

Russian Marxist Chinese Caliphate!

It seems his Nazi Tourettes has gotten worse.

4/14/2011 6:01:40 AM

nutbunny

This is colliding. We're pouring all of our money into here and here and trying to keep things stable. China pushes this direction. Here's China pushes this direction, just says knock it off, guys. These guys are pushing this direction. This is all pushing up into the middle, into the Mediterranean, into Spain.


Lots of pushing EVERYWHERE!

4/14/2011 6:06:04 AM

nazani14

What started the ball rolling is religious people not limiting the number of kids they have, plus a communication revolution that helps young people understand exactly how screwed they are by their governments.

You don't know what a caliphate is, do you?

4/14/2011 6:06:49 AM

fromdownunder




Norm


4/14/2011 6:31:30 AM

Raised by Horses

Don't worry! Autotune can still save Glenn Beck!

4/14/2011 6:49:16 AM

Doubting Thomas

Will someone commit this nutjob already? I recommend a straightjacket, thorazine, and electroshock therapy for good measure.

4/14/2011 7:07:59 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wait, what? I have a hard time believing that World War III will ever start, considering the attitude of Europeans, if anyone, towards the US getting involved in wars...

4/14/2011 8:28:21 AM

G.Fieendish

Oh dear, where to begin...?
Firstly, Glenn Beck in a deranged attempt to link Marxism with Islam, is conveniently forgetting little things, such as China's own problems with home grown extremist Islamic groups in Xingyang province...
(Videos have emerged on the internet, that show said Islamist extremists teaching young children the best way to target militia vehicles, with home made explosives...).
As for the "U.K in Riot" the above, was a peaceful sit in, at Fortnum & Masons (the window smashing was done by a completely different group to the above, & there are persistent rumours that the more militant members, of said groups are in fact police officers under "Deep cover", acting as agents provacateurs...).

4/14/2011 8:51:19 AM

Flah

Wow, this is more incoherent than usual for Glenn. Either he's just not trying anymore or he has finally embraced his madness.

4/14/2011 9:23:12 AM

vaiyt

Oh god.

This is the ultimate masterpiece of WHARRGARBL.

I have never seen such a vacuous blend of gibberish and buzz words before.

Glenn Beck has achieved perfection.

4/14/2011 2:04:37 PM

Thrutch

[h2]WTF? I mean, really WHAT THE F ... [/h2]

This does not bear any relationship to reality. I know it's Beck.k.k.k but ... can someone fit him for a nice new jacket with really long sleeves and leather strap and buckle fastening.

4/14/2011 3:15:16 PM

Joules

... what?

The Med is on fire? Why hasn't the Beeb reported this?

... Oh. It's just this pillock spouting his usual foul, deluded, incomprehensible verbal diarrhoea. Please explain to me why he's still allowed out in public without a minder.


4/14/2011 7:00:02 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

I think, if Beck ever actually managed to string together one complete thought, his brain would implode from the shock.

4/14/2011 9:30:53 PM

grimsoncrow

This souds almost exactly like the homeless mentally ill fellow who was babbling to himself in the subway yesterday...To see the same lecture typed down is pretty mind boggling. =8/

4/14/2011 11:02:20 PM

aaa

A lot of word salad to make gullible people terrified and give all their moneys to you and goldline. Your job is pretty cool.

4/15/2011 12:15:53 AM

cdcdrr

I'm confused. Did the chef rush his word salad out of the kitchen unfinished?

What I'm getting here is a giant oil spil in the Med that some jackass set alight, the slick drifted into the channel, now Brits are becoming anarchist firebombers, and from there the slick drited up the Baltic into St. Petersburg where it has infected Russians with firebomb-mania. Then there is something about the Hadron Collider smashing Britain and Russia against eachother, triggering a financial meltdown, so the US pours money into the Hadron Collider, but then China starts pushing against the Collider, and Beck just tells them to knock it off. But the Chinese keep pushing it towards the Med near Spain. China wins the tug-of-war with the Hadron Collider, resulting in a Moorish Caliphate revival. North Africa joins together into a twist of pan-Arab nationalism, only it's a theocracy so not actually pan-Arabian nationalism, and then we combina Marxism with Islam to get Baathism, which I thought wasn't keen on forming a Caliphate, so now Russia starts pushing towards a global implosion, or rough sex, and then Franz Ferdinand was in Tunisia, exactly like Beck warned he would. And so now Zombie Archduke Franz Ferdinand starts rolling a snowball.

Am I getting this or do I not understand the sheer brilliance of the brain fart?

4/15/2011 2:37:54 AM

Brandy Bogard

cdcdrr wins the entire solar system for his comment.

4/15/2011 7:25:47 AM

Garbonzo42

I knew, I KNEW from the second sentence that this was Glenn frogdamn Beck. Still shrilling about the oligarhs, I expect.

4/15/2011 8:42:11 AM

Dr. Killjoy


4/15/2011 12:26:54 PM

WhiteNoise

To be fair to GB, I do think something has been set in motion by all those revolutions.

Probably not WW3 though, just a major chain of revolutions against dictatorships.

4/15/2011 1:00:46 PM



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Nah, it's not 1914, it's 1848: revolutions ferment everywhere, governments flee, constitutions are granted ... and then nothing really happens, the status quo is more or less restored, and the revolutionary republic morphs into Napoleon III.

4/16/2011 12:18:46 AM

Daz

All that pushing! It's a mosh-pit! An evil for'n unAmerican pinko leftist mooslim mosh-pit!

4/16/2011 5:56:59 AM
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