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[Lindsey Graham wants to make Koran desecration a criminal offense because "we're in a war."]

A limited police action maybe, a kenitic military campaign, a protracted counter-insurgency, a meals on wheels humanitarian venture, a struggle for hearts and minds, a misguided feel-good demonstration of tolerating the intollerable... whatever it is we are doing in Iraq, Afghanistan and now Libya - it is most definately not war.

If we were at war then by October 2001 every radical Muslim would be dead or staggering around on radioactive deserts of molten glass like nomadic zombies. Gas would be $1.05 at the pump, unemployment would be non-existent and an army of Christion missionaries would be bringing a billion lost souls to Jesus Christ throughout the middle east. We would be experiencing a new baby boom of optimism in America instead of the government shutting down because one side wants to use tax dollars to fund poet cowboys and killing unborn children.

Tea Party Patriot, Where Liberty Dwells 70 Comments [4/19/2011 5:16:11 AM]
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you spelled "Tea Party Idiot" wrong.

4/19/2011 5:21:00 AM

TGRwulf

What...

I seriously just, WOW.

What's it like living in such a grand delusion?

4/19/2011 5:32:06 AM

Jack Bauer

I'm a cowboy poet
And I well know it
I want your nice tax dollars
Pay up quick
Or you'll get sick
From the nastiness that follows.

I'm quite hirsute
And I persecute
Right wing bible thumpers
Mentally contorted
I put aborted
Foeti down ladies' jumpers!

I'm a terrible man
And it's my plan
To scupper the whole Tea Party
By putting LSD
In their cups of tea,
I'm Holmes to their Moriarty!

Doggerel lives!

4/19/2011 5:36:37 AM

Seeker in the Dark

I love the smell of Christian Love in the morning! It's the smell of fundyism!

4/19/2011 5:38:23 AM

David B.

No, because being at war does not mean you get to do what the f*** you like and call it justified. Unless you were thinking of declaring war on the whole of the rest of the world that is, in which case those radioactive deserts would likely be a lot closer to home.

God but Tea Party supporters are vile, the original wretched hive of scum and villainy. All they want is to kill, humilate, debase, rob and oppress anyone not like them.

Oh, and cheaper gas.

4/19/2011 5:40:31 AM

Anon2

Hmmm... on the one hand he want to nuke the Middle East into deserts of molten glass.

On the other hand, he wants to convert afterwards "a billion lost souls to Jesus Christ throughout the Middle East".

I think we should tell this "Tea Party Patriot" that nuking huge areas usually *kills* the people there ... (the USA would receive the uncontested 1st place as the perpetrator of the worst genocide in history ever. Surpassing Hitler by far)

... and the survivors would be rather ... relucant to receive this "blessing" of being converted to christianity.

4/19/2011 5:41:08 AM

Argle Bargle

Admit it, the only reason radical Muslims piss you off because they're just like you - murderous, bloodthirsty fanatics who want to enforce their dogma on everyone.

4/19/2011 5:42:09 AM

Mister Spak

"Gas would be $1.05 at the pump"

But it would be radioactive, because we just nuked the middle east.

"army of Christion missionaries would be bringing a billion lost souls to Jesus Christ throughout the middle east"

No they wouldn't because you just nuked the middle east and they're all dead, and christian tough guys are too chickenshit to go to a radioactive desert with nomadic zombies.

" We would be experiencing a new baby boom of optimism in America"

Except for the radioactive dust blowing in from the middle east mutating those babies.

Looks like you didn't think this all the way through, teabagger.

4/19/2011 6:00:59 AM

Javascap

Does she seriously think that the rest of the world would let the United States get away with an unparalleled genocide of billions of people? Does she SERIOUSLY think that ruining the infastructure of several countries would somehow make oil magically float out of the ground? How can person so impossibly ignorant continue to breath without assistance?

4/19/2011 6:31:28 AM



I see you got no problem killing born children, Patriot.

4/19/2011 6:41:26 AM

Me

What about "born-and-raised" American Muslims like me who hate violence and just want to live a decent life with our families and friends? Surely, you don't think that I am on your long list of imagined enemies, too...

4/19/2011 6:49:10 AM

Swede

Millions of born babies will die in that radioactive genocide of yours, dumbass!

Were you eager to go over to Islam after 9/11? I guess not.
Imagine the feeling you had after that attack, times a million, that's how willing the Muslims in the Middle East are going to be, to join Christianity.

"Idiot" is spelled with I and D before "iot", not "P A T R".

4/19/2011 7:00:36 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Damn. On one side we've got advocates for genocide and theocracy, and on the other side we've got someone who wants to legally shield a particular religion from all criticism. Remind me again whom I'm supposed to be rooting for?

4/19/2011 7:03:02 AM

Raised by Horses

Another dewy-eyed Tea Party nut living in fantasy land. Originality just doesn't run deep in fundies, now does it?

Aside from all the other idiocy in this post: No, there would be no "radioactive deserts of molten glass" even if the U.S. ramped up the military might of its operations, mostly because it would face censure from every other nation on the planet because of it.

Oh, and then there's that whole "Nucular Winter" thingamajig that scientist types keep warning about, and no, regardless of what your addled fundie brain might desperately be trying to tell you, it will not be confined to the area of the bombing.


@Jack Bauer

You win one (1) Internets, good sir.

4/19/2011 7:12:31 AM

JohnTheAtheist

I weep for our nation.

4/19/2011 7:25:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

Several years ago, a Baptist church near me closed - due to lack of interest.

Not long afterwards, the property's leaseholders began emptying out said church of it's now irrelevant contents and had hired a skip (US: Dumpster) to throw such into. Amongst said contents (pews etc) were a number of KJVs. Being the ecologically-minded person I am, I 'liberated' many of these KJVs and took them home.

They now reside in a cupboard. Under my sink. In the toilet area of my residence. These KJVs come in extremely handy when I've run out of bog roll. Is it my fault if those who make Bibles use a grade of paper that's sooooo absorbemt?!

So, said KJVs are recycled, and (when I run out of bog roll) my arsehole feels the benefit. From the point of view of this Atheist, these pointless articles at least serve a truly practical purpose.

And there's not one fucking thing you subhuman fundies can do about it. 'Burning Qurans'? Surely tearing pages out of Bibles and wiping the shit off my arse with them is an infinitely greater insult.

...oh, and those property owners? They leased said ex-Baptist church to a large brewery chain, who converted said former church into a pub. Which I visit occasionally for a libation or three. Cold beer. Good pub grub. Large plasma screens (especially for showing the big Premier League football games via Sky Sports). It's the only possible way I would enter such a place nowadays.

4/19/2011 7:26:31 AM

DevilsChaplain

@Brendan Rizzo

I'm gonna say neither.

4/19/2011 7:58:08 AM

dionysus

by October 2001 every radical Muslim would be dead or staggering around on radioactive deserts of molten glass like nomadic zombies. Gas would be $1.05 at the pump

Be honest, you just spew forth whatever comes to your mind without any regard to it actually making any goddamn sense, don't you?

and an army of Christion missionaries would be bringing a billion lost souls to Jesus Christ throughout the middle east

Okay, you don't have to admit it anymore, you've just made it obvious that you're just saying shit without even trying to have it make and fucking sense.

4/19/2011 8:03:25 AM

Xotan

"If we were at war then by October 2001 every radical Muslim would be dead.."

Try to use proper English. You really mean 'would have been dead', surely?

And what is 'kenitic'?

I don't know why I bother because this crazy posting is indicative of idiocy.

Besides, someone who writes such drivel should surely not be allowed to drink such a civilized beverage as tea!

4/19/2011 8:33:51 AM

Jeff Weskamp

CERTIFIED GRADE-A BRAIN DROPPINGS

4/19/2011 8:39:55 AM

G.Fieendish

Where to begin with this lunatic`s rant...
Firstly, the cost of gasoline at the pump will not be $1.05 a gallon, as the poster asserts, but more likely
$105 per gallon, if you are lucky enough to get any....
(This is due to the U.S effectively destroying the majority of the Middle Eastern oil producing countries... As for the rest of the OPEC countries, can you say "Oil Embargo imposed on the United States...?").
Secondly, ever heard of "Nuclear Winter"...?
(In short, kiss goodbye to cheap food for at least 10 to 15 years, as every nation that exports food to the U.S, will cease to do so, as they will have problems feeding their own citizens, as the result of the above... Hint: expect mandatory food rationing in the U.S).
Thirdly, expect the U.S to become a "Pariah Nation", internationally, due to it's genocidal actions...

4/19/2011 8:49:20 AM

Papabear

Conveniently leaving out the fact that much of that "$1.05 per gallon gas" comes from those "deserts of molten glass." Hard to pump oil from beneath molten glass, TPP.

4/19/2011 9:00:59 AM

WhiteNoise

Wait a minute, was he trying to bring those lost souls to Christ or Khorne?

4/19/2011 9:03:05 AM

Drax

So much stupid.

"If we were at war then by October 2001 every radical Muslim would be dead or staggering around on radioactive deserts of molten glass like nomadic zombies."

So if you don't use nukes it's not a war? Guess Vietnam wasn't a war either then.

"Gas would be $1.05 at the pump,"

Um, no, the Middle East oilfields wouldn't be functioning if you'd just nuked the shit out of them.

"....and an army of Christion missionaries would be bringing a billion lost souls to Jesus Christ throughout the middle east."

Uh, no, you just nuked the fucking place, remember? Most of the people there are dead, and your missionaries would also likely die of radiation poisoning if they went there.

"We would be experiencing a new baby boom of optimism in America instead of the government shutting down because one side wants to use tax dollars to fund poet cowboys and killing unborn children."

A baby boom of optimism based on the fact you've just committed about the biggest act of genocide in history?

And, uh, do you really think the rest of the world would let the US get away with this?


4/19/2011 9:07:52 AM

Panz

Yeah, because leveling countries is a totally awesome way to solve problems.

4/19/2011 9:10:00 AM
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