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[Re. black people taking offense when people point out how "articulate" they are.]

Maybe if every B-L-to-tha-izzack thugz heard dippin' on televizzles did not bark like li'l gangsta dogz or like they wuz steppin' wit a mouffull of collahd motha-fuckin greenz, white boy would not be surprised wizzle meet'n an indivijall of African descent who is capable of clockin' normal American E-bizzle like a motha fucka. Damn!

Vox Day, Vox Popoli 45 Comments [4/20/2011 5:07:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 30
WTF?! || meh
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Mad_Jester

Why, I do believe that Vox Duh has been bitten by a radioactive stereotype.

4/20/2011 5:27:19 AM

D Laurier

Huh?
You wanna try that in language there Voxy?

4/20/2011 5:34:44 AM

Unbeliever

What was that? Translation, anyone?

4/20/2011 6:13:20 AM

Ryushikaze

Attempting to parse...

Maybe if every black thug heard dipping (I presume he refers to Chewing tobacco here, so did not change it) on TV did not bark like little gangster dogs or like they were stepping with a mouthful of collared greens, white boy would not be surprised when(?) meeting an individual of African descent who is capable of clocking normal American E-business like someone who has sex with their or someone else's mother. Damn!

Nope, still nonsensical. You're a racist and an incoherent idiot, Voxy!

4/20/2011 6:20:43 AM

Scorpius

Ah,Sterotypes ahoy! Also,a stupid person.

4/20/2011 6:28:04 AM

Doubting Thomas

I bet somewhere there is a black person reading this saying, "What the fuck is this supposed to mean?"

4/20/2011 7:04:26 AM



Excuse me, I speak jive. /Airplane

So, VD is a racist as well? Quelle surprise, eh.

4/20/2011 7:55:02 AM

Power Skunk

Where's that head-explodey Scanners gif when you need it?
And a bottle of superglue to put my head back together?

4/20/2011 9:19:51 AM

aaa

Vox day, your jive is terrible and you should be ashamed of yourself.

4/20/2011 9:34:19 AM

Rob aka Mediancat

What the hell kind of TV shows is this person watching? I can think of a dozen shows off the top of my head where black men don't talk remotely like a bad imitation of Snoop Dogg.

4/20/2011 9:42:27 AM

DevilsChaplain

@Power Skunk

Here ya go:

4/20/2011 10:39:37 AM

Warlike1919

@Doubting Thomas, i was trying my best to understand what the fuck that person Wrote-

4/20/2011 2:15:19 PM

Passerby

Have I mentioned I hate this man just a little bit more every time he opens his filthy mouth to spew forth a crime against nature, reason, logic, humanity, and the God he claims to believe in?

Have you noticed how very much he talks?

Extrapolate my hatred for him from these two factors. Somewhere around the fire of 1,000 suns and counting. Yeah. Not good for my blood pressure.

4/20/2011 4:52:57 PM

Power Skunk

@DevilsChaplain
Many thanks to you good sir

4/20/2011 6:44:30 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


4/20/2011 7:57:19 PM

Brandy Bogard

WHAT YOU SAY MOTHAFUCKA?!

4/20/2011 8:09:47 PM

SpukiKitty

Flabberbabber blip bop binkity booboo wangdoodle bargle nawdle zouss zing bam chumble spuzz ramalama dingdong yadayadayada banjo kazooie bippity boppity boo radley on a corndog til' the clocks come home portzebie!

Yeah whatever Vox Dork, Vox Popeil, Big Nimrod!

4/20/2011 9:07:24 PM

Raised by Horses

Why do I get the feeling that Vox Day is gunning for Supersport's position?

4/20/2011 9:39:11 PM

Argle Bargle

Rape apologist, religious fundamentalist, and now a racist, too?

Vox Day(sic!) is one of the worst people quoted on this site, if he's not trolling. If he is, then he's not funny.

4/21/2011 1:28:57 AM

nutbunny

This reminds me of particular scenes in the movie "Airplane"

EDIT:
@1280569 - That's exactly it :-)

4/21/2011 6:02:40 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

I think somebody was dropped on his head as a child... more than once.

Seriously, Vox's face probably looks like a pancake.

4/21/2011 11:21:43 AM

DevilsChaplain

Actually, this is the face of Vox Day:

4/21/2011 11:33:35 AM

EmFinn

@ #1280994

Daaaamn. Pancake would be a serious improvement.

4/22/2011 1:42:33 AM

Ren

Vox is a racist. I'm shocked, I tell you.

4/22/2011 1:05:03 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Is this really from Vox Day? It sounds like the crap from Niggermania. Ergo, I'm tempted to interpret this as a Poe. (Not even a fundie could deny that, say, Obama is an articulate man. He isn't the only one either. The Dean of Students at my college is both black (blacker than Obama, even) and articulate, for instance.)

Seriously, Vox? I thought you were content with just being fundie and sexist. Did you have to be a racist too and go for the whole shebang? (Which, by the way, is a word coined in African American Vernacular English, and yet is being used by me, a white guy.) Thus proving that fundies have no morals, and have somehow been temporally displaced from either Victorian England or the antebellum South, depending on the way they speak. It is the only logical explanation for their insanity...

4/22/2011 4:22:20 PM
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