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What would happen if same-sex marriage were legalised?

"Population Growth" would become a thing of the past.
Abortions would decrease.
Planned Parenthood could finally change their name to Planned Promiscuity.
The ideal "masculine man" would speak with a lisp, sport limp wrists, wear sleeveless Ts and leather short shorts.
The ideal "feminine woman" would sport crew-cuts, plaid shirts, and a pear-shaped body.
The Super Bowl would move to large urban airport restrooms.
The Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition would feature two Teds, one Billy, and an angry Bertha.
The "battle of the sexes" would become a "battle for sex."
More men holding men's hands in public; more men kissing men in public.
More women kissing women in public.
"Tolerance" will continue to spread.
Perversion will continue to increase.
Men with men committing indecent acts will continue to increase.
Women exchanging the natural function for the unnatural will increase.
Men and women will increasingly see it less fit to acknowledge God.
Depravity will continue to increase.
Hatred of God will continue to rise.
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And opponents will be labeled bigots by those more "tolerant" than they.

EdwinWillers, christianforums.com 131 Comments [4/23/2011 3:55:47 AM]
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Kitourahime

The ''ideal woman'' has had a pear-shaped body up until the 90s.

Since, you know, it's easier for childbearing to have enormous hips.

Sincerely, pear-shaped and much loved for it.

4/18/2011 9:17:06 AM

Sayna

1. Pear shaped is awesome.
2. "Abortions would decrease." Listed under things that are bad. On a conservative website. What.

4/23/2011 3:55:22 AM

Cy

You know, only three of those will ever actually happen. Those three are:

More men holding men's hands in public; more men kissing men in public.
More women kissing women in public.
"Tolerance" will continue to spread.

OH GOD SAVE ME FROM THE HORROR OF PEOPLE SHOWING AFFECTION FOR THEIR LOVED ONES AND NOT BEING BEATEN UP FOR IT.

4/23/2011 4:07:15 AM

Kefkaownsall

Abortions would decrease
Planned Parenthood could finally change their name to Planned Promiscuity
I thought you guys hated them

4/23/2011 4:10:23 AM

LDM

"What would happen if same-sex marriage were legalised?"

-Our gay and lesbian friends and family would be able to build a life together with, and provide some security for their partners, without worrying about losing it all if something were to happen to one of them, which is what happened to a friend of mine.

-The rest of us would continue on with our lives like we always have.

-Fundies would continue to provide us with endless entertainment, with the silly slippery slopes they keep coming up with.


""Tolerance" will continue to spread."

Oh, the humanity!

4/23/2011 4:57:21 AM

C_V


do you even go here?

I mean, what the hell, can you stereotype any more than you already have? do you honestly believe that if GLBT are accepted by our society that there will be more of them? you are fucked in the head.

4/23/2011 5:21:49 AM

Aspergus

"'Population Growth' would become a thing of the past."

First of all, you seem to be under the mistaken notion that same-sex marriage being legal will cause people to reproduce less. Secondly, wouldn't it be a good thing for people to not reproduce as much, what with the world population approaching seven billion people?

"Abortions would decrease."

Wouldn't that be a good thing for you people?

"The Super Bowl would move to large urban airport restrooms."

Good luck trying to fit a whole football stadium into an airport restroom.

"The Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition would feature two Teds, one Billy, and an angry Bertha."

If there is a high demand for it, then maybe. I hardly think that the legalization of same-sex marriage would get others to change their sexual preferences.

"The 'battle of the sexes' would become a 'battle for sex.'"

Heterosexuals can be just as promiscuous as homosexuals. Besides, as if people aren't already sex-crazed.

"More men holding men's hands in public; more men kissing men in public.

"More women kissing women in public."

Can't be any worse than heterosexuals groping each other and making out in public. Besides, if you don't like it, then don't look.

"'Tolerance' will continue to spread."

Good.

"Perversion will continue to increase."

Your ideas of perversion and mine are obviously very different.

"Men with men committing indecent acts will continue to increase."

If they do so in public, then they will be arrested for public indecency just like anyone else.

"Men and women will increasingly see it less fit to acknowledge God."

Good. We need a little religious skepticism in our society.

"And opponents will be labeled bigots by those more 'tolerant' than they."

Those who oppose same-sex marriage, and homosexuality in general, usually are bigots.


4/23/2011 5:26:47 AM

Patches


4/23/2011 5:28:28 AM

gay thiest

"Population Growth" would become a thing of the past.
-First off is this a bad thing?
-Second, it's not like all the straight people will turn gay and stop having babies
Abortions would decrease.
-wait? Your'e a fundie and you act like this is bad?
Planned Parenthood could finally change their name to Planned Promiscuity.
-because 1% of what they do is abortions?
The ideal "masculine man" would speak with a lisp, sport limp wrists, wear sleeveless Ts and leather short shorts.
-No it wouldn't because that is not masculine
that's like saying the ideal blue is red
The ideal "feminine woman" would sport crew-cuts, plaid shirts, and a pear-shaped body.
-see above

4/23/2011 5:35:10 AM

gay thiest

The Super Bowl would move to large urban airport restrooms.
-what? your logic makes no sense
The Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition would feature two Teds, one Billy, and an angry Bertha.
-No because sports illustrated caters to straight people
The "battle of the sexes" would become a "battle for sex."
-anymore than it is now?
More men holding men's hands in public; more men kissing men in public.
More women kissing women in public.
-is this any worse than a man and a woman doign the same?
"Tolerance" will continue to spread.
-GOOD
Perversion will continue to increase.
-No it wont
Men with men committing indecent acts will continue to increase.
-No, a gay man doesn't need to marry to have sex
Women exchanging the natural function for the unnatural will increase.
-Cause havign sex only to shoot babies out is natural for humans
Men and women will increasingly see it less fit to acknowledge God.
-That's not because of Gay Marriage
Depravity will continue to increase.
-No it wont
Hatred of God will continue to rise.
-Again, this wouldn't be because of gay marriage


seriously, why do straight people think being gay is contagious and that gay marriages would turn others gay or redefine gender roles?

Also what does two people marrying have to do with people turning away from god?

Athiest =/= gay
they're not the same thing

4/23/2011 5:35:46 AM

Cid Highwind

Got a lot of insane troll logic here...

4/23/2011 5:41:00 AM

towey

pills

4/23/2011 5:41:04 AM

gay thiest

on a side note the other members of that forum seem to have good heads on their shoulders


many stated it would just allow gays to marry

4/23/2011 5:42:37 AM

TGRwulf

Considering that like half the items on this list are repeats of previous items, I'd say you'r grasping at straws. Of course that's pretty easy to tell ANYWAYS, but...

4/23/2011 6:13:29 AM

arctic knight

1) Our population is growing too fast as it is, this isn't a bad thing and it isn't slowing down even with the gay community we already have.

2)You consider this a bad thing?

3)I seriously doubt that. There would still be men and women that need the services Planned Parenthood provides. Gay marriage will not suddenly make everyone in the world gay.

4)Maybe to some people, but not everyone has the same taste in men.

5)Maybe to some people, but not everyone has the same taste in women.

6)How the hell can you play football on a restroom? You need a field 100 yds long.

7)Go ahead and put some men in the swimsuit issue, I'm all for equality.

8)I've never witnessed the battle of the sexes unless you are talking bigoted fundies battling to impose their views on other people's sex life.

9)And this is a bad thing how?

10)And this is a bad thing how?

11)And this is a bad thing how? Tolerance is a good thing to rational people.

12)No, I think religions will continue to decrease.

13)Sex is indecent now? Sex is natural and much more than just decent.

14)Homosexuality is natural, it has been observed in over 1,000 species.

15)We can only hope.

16)You mean like the pedophile priests and preachers? The religious leaders they prey on old women for their money? The religious people that bomb abortion clinics?

17)Which god? I don't see any hatred of Thor.

4/23/2011 6:13:58 AM

Panz

#1281442

Shhh, to them it's like gays in the military. They weren't there till DADT was repealed thus gays don't exist till gay marriage is allowed

4/23/2011 6:19:32 AM

John

Here's a clue, Edwin: letting gay people get married won't change the number of gay people. No straight person is going to say "oh boy - now that I can marry someone of the same sex, I think I'll start being gay." I you think that, you're already gay!

4/23/2011 6:29:48 AM

Myron T. Philpot

"Population Growth" would become a thing of the past.

Why? Lesbians could still become pregnant via IVF using sperm donations from gay men. Biology fail.

The ideal "masculine man" would... The ideal "feminine woman" would...

Since you can only imagine gay men and women as their distorted stereotypes, it's more than a safe bet that you don't know any gay men or women.

The Super Bowl would move to large urban airport restrooms.

Hey man, Larry Craig was your GOP boy, not ours.

More men holding men's hands in public; more men kissing men in public. More women kissing women in public.

Well, now, you've got me here. Oh, the horrors that society should be subjected to these kinds of disgusting and perverted behaviors. Loving affection is always worse than violence, malice and petty squabbling. [/sarcasm]

4/23/2011 6:31:16 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

The Super Bowl would move to large urban airport restrooms.

LMFAO! This fine, upstanding republican Senator from Idaho loves this idea!


4/23/2011 6:34:33 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

I've heard this argument before. I'm pretty sure he intended to say that abortions would increase.

Nobody has every explained to me exactly how this works.

4/23/2011 6:40:17 AM

The Jamo

What would happen if same-sex marriage were legalised?

"Population Growth" would become a thing of the past.


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4/23/2011 6:48:02 AM

Serph-no-Okami

He's right you know. Here in Europe, men and woman have completely switched traditional gender roles, with men wearing skirts and doing the household while women are out building houses and getting drunk in the bar after work. Our versions of Playboy feature men in nude pictures and fashion magazines have tips on how to shave your beard. We hold soccer matches in the privvy in the back of the local pub and we gather in churches every sunday to insult God and praise the Devil. You trip over people having wild orgies in the streets day and night.

Or, you know, nothing of the sort ever happened in any country that approved of gay marriage. Just talking from experience you know.

4/23/2011 6:59:41 AM



Coming from the UK, I can tell you exactly what allowing gay marriage will make happen:
Gay people will be able to get married.

Its not exactly rocket science.

Also what's so bad about abortion rates decreasing (although I don't know how that works; I imagine the pregnancy rate in the gay community is pretty low)? You'll have to find a new demon de jour?

4/23/2011 7:03:20 AM

Night Jaguar

"More women kissing women in public."

Way to suck at fear mongering.

4/23/2011 7:14:45 AM

jkl46

Only fundies could consider tolerance a dirty word. That's why they hate that Coexist bumper sticker. It promotes unity of all religions.

4/23/2011 7:15:40 AM
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