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#1282017
WMDKitty
Atheism doesn't work that way.
New-age conspiracy theorists, however, DO.
4/25/2011 4:06:21 AM
#1282018
Tallyho
"They state that atheism, backed by recent scientific advancement, has reached the point where it is time to take a far less accommodating attitude toward religion, superstition, and religious fanaticism than had been extended by some atheists and secularists."
From the article on new atheism on Wikipedia.
Took me 10 fucking seconds.
They don't just deny it - they say we should be more vocal in telling you fuckwits that its a crock of shit!
4/25/2011 4:09:06 AM
#1282019
Passerby
He's not even trying to make sense any more, is he?
4/25/2011 4:22:24 AM
#1282020
kuribo
I deny the existence of the supernatural. Now what?
4/25/2011 4:30:16 AM
#1282024
Tempus
getting their messiah David Eick to walk on water
The guy from Battlestar Galactica is what now?
4/25/2011 4:45:12 AM
#1282029
Mister Spak
You still havn't grasped the concept of old atheism. You went right off a cliff with your "new atheism"
4/25/2011 4:58:30 AM
#1282032
Xotan
Could someone please give some English lessons to Ted, or at least get him a decent dictionary? He doesn't seem to know the etymology of 'atheism', and that an atheist, by definition, does not worship anything, recognises no god or demon, and consequently regards Ted as a gobshite.
BTW, David Eike is totally misspelled. It's David Icke. As far as I recall he believes that the British Royals are all lizards...or some such nonsense.
4/25/2011 5:04:02 AM
#1282033
Orion
I don't believe the earth is a god. But if I stab it hard enough, it bleeds lava, with boat shoes anyone can walk on water. :P
4/25/2011 5:05:51 AM
#1282041
gay theist
I hate extremists of either side
I also don't get how this person would call it atheism if they worship "devil spirits"
and why would havign the earth do supernatural shit be selling it as a SCIENCE?
WHAT
4/25/2011 5:33:33 AM
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4/25/2011 5:34:43 AM
#1282043
CohibaMan
Wait.
Did Way-farerTed just manage to confuse Richard Dawkins with David Icke?
Complete and utter win! If you're playing the game of being a total and inexcusable failure, that is.
4/25/2011 5:40:50 AM
#1282045
dionysusThey don't deny the existence of the supernatural, they just worship devil spirits
And you're either using psychic powers to read their mind (which according to fundies is a sin) or you're lying (which is also a sin). Otherwise there's no possible way you could claim to know what they're actually thinking. Your move.
and call it "Earth science" or environmentalism.
No, Earth science and environmentalism have to do with learning about the planet we live on and not destroying it (respectively).
When these spiritualists get around to hooking " the planet/Gaia" up to an EKG & showing me "her" heartbeat, pricking "her" with a telephone pole and bringing forth blood &/ getting their messiah David Eick to walk on water, maybe they can legitimately sell it as "science".
4/25/2011 5:44:55 AM
#1282047
Doubting Thomas
As an atheist, WTF are you talking about????
4/25/2011 5:52:40 AM
#1282049
TGRwulf
Atheism doesn't work that way. Neither does environmentalism... or science.
4/25/2011 5:54:58 AM
#1282050
Amanda
Are you on crack? Or is it meth?
4/25/2011 5:56:07 AM
#1282053
breakerslion
I'm pretty sure atheism, the biosphere, interlocking ecosystems, geophysics, magnetism, angular momentum, weather and the atmosphere, and all the other phenomena and disciplines that are a subset of "Earth Science" don't work that way. I'll have to ask you to get back to me though, because I'm still quantifying the subtle nuances and lasting effects of New Coke.
Edit: @ Doctor Whom: I just noticed those are human eyeballs inside those goggles. Must be a demon! :-)
4/25/2011 6:08:03 AM
#1282054
Doctor WhomWhen these spiritualists get around to hooking " the planet/Gaia" up to an EKG & showing me "her" heartbeat, pricking "her" with a telephone pole and bringing forth blood &/ getting their messiah David Eick to walk on water, maybe they can legitimately sell it as "science".
4/25/2011 6:13:02 AM
#1282063
Lucilius
You have a very rich fantasy life, Ted.
4/25/2011 6:42:07 AM
#1282064
Raised by Horses
4/25/2011 6:42:13 AM
#1282068
Considering that most of David "Eick"'s claims are ridiculous bullshit, I doubt you'd find many people on the scientific end of things who believe a single thing he says. Every Icke fan I've ever run across has been a far right wingnut.
4/25/2011 6:49:51 AM
#1282077
Vrresto
Our messiah is David Eick? I wasn't that big of a fan of Battlestar Galactica.
4/25/2011 7:28:06 AM
#1282079
Alleyprowler
Wow, that went careening all over the nutjob bingo card.
4/25/2011 7:28:28 AM
#1282080
Murdin
Lying for Republican Jesus.
4/25/2011 7:29:32 AM
#1282084
DevilsChaplain
If I don't know who David Eick is then odds are he's not my Messiah...
4/25/2011 7:35:45 AM
#1282086
Anon-e-moose
"New Atheism would be more accurately named FauxAtheism"
Neoconism (of which it and the Religious Right aren't mutually exclusive) would be more accurately named "FauxNewsism":
Because like Faux News, Neoconism is exactly like right-wing Funda
mentalist Christianity.
It does the thinking for you.
"They don't deny the existence of the supernatural"
How can we Atheists
not deny the existence of the supernatural', yet in the same breath
deny the existence of a God(s)?!
"they just worship devil spirits"
'Devil', 'God', all part of the same fairytale.
Your point, Way-farter Ted?
"and call it "Earth science" or environmentalism"
Have you got a spare world that you can travel to at any time? Got your own spaceship in your backyard? (in b4 'Heaven's Gate' :P ) If the answers to either/both of these questions is the only one possible, you've just answered your own question.
You've also destroyed your own argument.
"When these spiritualists get around to hooking " the planet/Gaia" up to an EKG & showing me "her" heartbeat, pricking "her" with a telephone pole and bringing forth blood &/ getting their messiah David Eick to walk on water, maybe they can legitimately sell it as "science".
We Atheists consider David Icke as much a loony-tunes weirdo and freak as you right-wing Fundamentalist Christians are, with your bullshit 'beliefs' & 'faith', and this whole 'afterlife after you die' bollocks you constantly spew.
I love the smell of destroyed arguments in the morning. Smells like... victory.
4/25/2011 7:41:26 AM
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