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Armed with a copy of Genesis, I've been studying Creationism this week. What a magnificent scientific endeavour, what a brilliant exposition of a mind-numbingly complex subject, what a cornucopia of irrefutable evidence. For instance, how to treat, for the enquiring student, the thorny problem of turning dust into meat, without confusing her and leading her into giving-up a subject considered by many to be too hard to understand. Never fear, Genesis is here, and the clever detailing of a difficult subject, gently, yet inescapably, leads the reader towards the awesome revelation of "goddidit". All the seemingly obtuse scientific terminology is carefully explained, eg. Alley Oop, Abra Cadabra, Hocus Pocus etc. so even the more casual reader can enjoy.
If you wish to learn more about the fascinating science of creationism, then I highly recommend this superbly detailed and comprehensive text book, Genesis. Now included as part of that gargantuan tome of general science, the Bible.
4/27/2011 3:38:55 AM
What a pity the author of Genesis, that major work of scientific understanding, wasn't alive today; no doubt he or she would be the recipient of several science awards, also several literary awards. Maybe it's just as well, he or she would only be subjected to vicious attacks by those homosexuals whose agenda includes the defiling of scholarship and stopping the advancement of fine scientific endeavours such as creationism. What these homos don't realize, is that holiness trumps truthfulness and fantasy trumps reality.
4/27/2011 5:52:27 AM
first a message to all homophobic twats, please show us this copy of the "gay agenda"
well then that was awkward, kindly STFU about the gay agenda until you can show us proof that it actually exists
and isn't it LGBTQI now?
4/27/2011 7:00:50 AM
The first sentence makes no sense at all, so it would be a waste of my time to read the rest of it. You might as well say that teaching about the law of gravity causes people to convert to Hinduism. Makes as much sense as anything you said here.
4/27/2011 2:48:10 PM
That's because this is the creationist group. They're so desperate that their 'theory' has been rejected that they're trying to scapegoat Evolution as being part of the "Gay agenda" in order to recruit people to their side.
I'll take Desperate Creationist for 100$ Alex.
4/27/2011 3:25:50 PM
I'd rather have them teaching my children that over intelligent design.
4/27/2011 8:56:07 PM
Homosexuality is not that important of an issue in Christianity despite what you may believe. Out of the entire Bible, how many passages talk about homosexuality? 6 or 7?
4/27/2011 11:21:40 PM
If true, its still an improvement from the way creationism paved the way for the pedophile aggenda.
4/28/2011 7:52:00 AM
In Amerikka, ultra-conservative dickholes have inbred to such a degree that they are very mentally unstable, and unfortunately for the rest of us, they do not get adequate treatment due to our lousy healthcare.
They shout for small government, but don't mind intruding on other peoples' love lives (all the while they are behind closed doors fucking little boys, their own siblings, and farm animals).
yes, we can demonize, too. Conservatives fuck farm animals. Repeat it loud and often. If they can pair negative stimuli, so can we.
4/28/2011 11:33:36 AM
"In America, the adoption of evolution in our schools has paved the way for the introduction of the gay agenda."
Yes - "Gay Agenda" is my unit right after Hardy-Weinberg.
4/28/2011 8:06:07 PM
Evolution = Homosexuality?!
Sure gives a new meaning to the term "Homo Erectus".
Sorry, it was inevitable....
4/30/2011 6:24:52 AM
Acceptance of evolution =/= gay agenda. You people really are desperate arent you?
4/30/2011 6:21:30 PM
And here, I thought one of Evolution was "reproductive success."
5/3/2011 3:03:56 PM
I quit reading after the first sentence.
These people are idiots.
8/5/2011 6:13:49 AM
Fail 3rd grade biology much?
7/21/2012 6:32:18 PM
Filin De Blanc
It disturbs me that people are allowed to participate in the political process when they're too stupid to even grasp that just because they dislike A (evolution) and dislike B (gayness) does not mean that A and B are connected.
7/21/2012 6:37:07 PM
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