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I believe eating animals should be done behind closed doors. You don’t see murder or pedophilia or rape openly condoned in the streets, after all – do you?

For people to continue this shameful and disgusting act it would require that they get their animal parts and pieces wrapped in brown “butcher” paper, acquired from some hidden, underground (illegal) source of course. There would be no billboards or commercials suggesting such a “private” act as flesh eating. No bbq events dedicated to the ritual of consuming burned legs, thighs & breasts, no golden arches, no neon lit steakhouses, no singing “hotdogs” or “case ready” meats.



Bea, Vegan Soapbox 141 Comments [4/28/2011 3:49:32 AM]
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Submitted By: AtroposHeart
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The_L

Look, if you don't want to eat animal products, fine. But humans have been eating meats, fish, eggs, and dairy products for millennia. You can't honestly expect us to stop just to avoid offending the rare vegan.

Oh by the way? Animals eat other animals too! Are you going to stop a bear from eating salmon, or a wolf from eating deer? How about stopping that African lion before it feasts on a gazelle dinner?

4/28/2011 3:56:11 AM

towey

tofu tastes like shit. mafucka!

4/28/2011 3:58:50 AM

Yla

I believe you believe eating animals shouldn't be done at all.

4/28/2011 4:05:20 AM



Protip: Humans are built to be omnivores.

4/28/2011 4:08:24 AM



That's a parody, isn't it? Please tell me it's a parody.

4/28/2011 4:10:01 AM

anti-nonsense

You have no right to force your personal beliefs on the rest of the population.

I'd like to cut mammalian meat from my diet, or at least eat a lot less of it but you won't get my chicken, fish, eggs, and milk away from me without shooting me.

4/28/2011 4:12:54 AM

C_V


y'know what? eating other critters is how. it. works. get over yourself and your frou-frou petty moralizing. are there no greater problems in the world you live in? *plans steak dinner*

4/28/2011 4:29:01 AM

Tempus


This thread needs more luscious meat pics.

4/28/2011 4:33:24 AM

Canama

Wow. Way to try and force it on everyone else.

Also, another meat pic:

Here you go.

4/28/2011 4:48:52 AM

shadkat

I'm not the only one who read this as sort of dirty sounding, right? Like, eating meat is some hot, illicit act that people make a porn out of in this person's fantasy world...Or maybe it's just too early in the morning.

4/28/2011 4:53:52 AM

Jezeus

mmmm... meat, it's not just for dinner!

4/28/2011 5:00:34 AM

DGel

"I believe eating animals should be done behind closed doors. You don’t see murder or pedophilia or rape openly condoned in the streets, after all – do you?"

Soooo... you think that murder, pedophilia and rape are fine, as long as it's done behind closed doors?

4/28/2011 5:02:04 AM

Doctor Fishcake

Note to all: vegan fundie - nothing to do with us vegetarians, vegan fundies look down on us "half-assed" veggies as much as they look down on meat eaters.

4/28/2011 5:04:34 AM

DGel

sorry - double post

4/28/2011 5:09:34 AM

AtheistInFoxhole

You know.. I can’t help but read your “Discussion policy” below and shake my head. It basicly means that I can’t disagree with you on this site, and thus cannot express an opposing view point. This rules out discussion, as a discussion is all about opposed viewpoints, the analysis of said viewpoints, and the accepting of the viewpoint with the most merit. The silencing of opposing viewpoints isn’t healthy.

Since disussion cannot happen here, I’m gonna go have a cheeseburger. Fun fact: If they weren’t so yummy, there wouldn’t be so many cows or chickens. If we stop eating them ,and using them to make products, its not like we can just set them free. For a large part they wouldn’t survive outside of thier environment, due to competition with local wildlife and other factors. Cattle and poultry have been successful in the face of natural selection by being a delectable foodsource for an omnivorous species. Boycott meats if you want, I respect your candor though I don’t agree with you.

Don’t hate ya, just think you’re wrong


4/28/2011 5:11:02 AM

gargoyle1

Well, good luck with all that.

4/28/2011 5:11:43 AM

Horus IX

My food shits on your food. Remember that.

4/28/2011 5:11:55 AM

dionysus

Listen, if you don't wanna eat meat then don't but you're not going to force your aversion onto everyone else. You sound just like those fundies that are all queasy about homosexuality so they demand that it be outlawed. Guess what? We're not going to cater to your sensibilities.

4/28/2011 5:19:53 AM

Mister Spak

"I believe eating animals should be done behind closed doors. You don’t see murder or pedophilia or rape openly condoned in the streets, after all – do you?"

Of course not. One has nothing to do with the other. What have you been smoking?

4/28/2011 5:21:09 AM

Raised by Horses

"I believe eating animals should be done behind closed doors. You don’t see murder or pedophilia or rape openly condoned in the streets, after all – do you?"

So, according to your warped logic, those things are fine and dandy as long as they're kept secret?

You really didn't think that one through before you clicked 'post', did you?

4/28/2011 5:21:11 AM

Passerby

We're omnivores, fool. Does nature disgust you so much?

Comparing eating to rape... that's new and mildly disturbing.

4/28/2011 5:21:57 AM

LAchlan

If humans hadn't ever eaten meat then we wouldn't have evolved to be able to complain about people eating meat. Now stfu and bring me a bacon sandwich.

4/28/2011 5:27:03 AM

notthatswede

While I do believe people need to eat a lot less meat, but this? Making the completely natural act of eating the good stuff completely illegal and immoral?
Fuck no. Not gonna happen.

4/28/2011 5:28:55 AM

John_in_Oz

This is one of the more reasonable Vegans.

4/28/2011 6:01:12 AM

Shax


4/28/2011 6:02:17 AM
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