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I believe eating animals should be done behind closed doors. You don’t see murder or pedophilia or rape openly condoned in the streets, after all – do you?

For people to continue this shameful and disgusting act it would require that they get their animal parts and pieces wrapped in brown “butcher” paper, acquired from some hidden, underground (illegal) source of course. There would be no billboards or commercials suggesting such a “private” act as flesh eating. No bbq events dedicated to the ritual of consuming burned legs, thighs & breasts, no golden arches, no neon lit steakhouses, no singing “hotdogs” or “case ready” meats.



Bea, Vegan Soapbox 141 Comments [4/28/2011 3:49:32 AM]
Fundie Index: 67
Submitted By: AtroposHeart
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Liberal Christian

If you believe it's wrong to eat meat, then good for you. I respect that. However, you have no right to push your beliefs on everyone else. If someone wants to eat meat then that is their choice, and you are not allowed to make it for them.

Also,

4/29/2011 6:28:46 PM



To be sure, there some delish-looking veggie sammiches are online, but this is a meat thread, so...



Pulled pork!


4/30/2011 12:46:12 AM

Deep Search

Oh boy... And of course *this* gets a hundred comments.

I don't like that people kill animals because they think meat tastes good, but... Are they making a reference to Demolition Man, maybe?

4/30/2011 7:17:51 AM

czechmate

I'm a strict vegetarian but this loon takes the biscuit!
If you need meat, hunt for it, that's OK.
What bugs me is the wholesale slaughter to prop up commercialism, and over 70% of what is produced ends up in the trash can.
Now that's insanity.

4/30/2011 9:38:29 AM

Brianisha

Cats eat mice in broad daylight. Foxes eat rabbits and snakes. Eating animals is not the same as pedophilia. Murder perhaps, but youre eating for food. Cows accept that theyre used for food. Get a grip.

4/30/2011 5:26:08 PM

aveskde

This fundie is on to something I think... wait... I got it! Murder, Pedophilia, and Rape need to be openly condoned in the streets! It's only logical!

5/2/2011 2:09:03 AM

Anon-e-moose

@Brianisha

"Cats eat mice in broad daylight. Foxes eat rabbits and snakes."

The only possible way will vegans such as Bea here ever gain the remotest shred of credibility for their cause, is when they can persuade all carnivorous, predatory animals on the planet to eat granola.

Good luck with that, Bea.

'if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth'

-Tim the Enchanter (John Cleese, "Monty Python and the Holy Grail")

=^_^= X3

5/2/2011 6:37:34 AM



Not to sound cocky but, don't OTHER animals eat OTHER animals?. Shameful and disgusting.......where?

5/4/2011 4:11:02 AM

Anon-e-moose

"no singing “hotdogs”

Here'a a 'hotdog' for you that can do more than just 'sing'...:

(*unzips*)

Seems Bea here could do with a good hard rogering herself; a taste of some tubesteak, to cure her of ye olde melancholie...! ;)

...or is Bea & her ilk averse to even man-meat?! Would explain a great deal...!

5/4/2011 9:10:57 AM

Jade Goggles

Well. That certainly wouldn't go over well.

5/7/2011 11:29:22 AM

Dr. Killjoy

@1283917 I'd imagine this quote is getting more attention because it stands out among the others as an unusual fundie type. We get right-wing and christian fundies all the time, so they tend together and people don't respond to them as much. Vegan fundies are much less common so they'll naturally draw more attention.

5/8/2011 9:20:55 PM

M

Lets not go after the Vegans. That's just incredibly douchy. Sure sometimes they might say things that society considers a bit extreme, but really Vegans are harmless, and they consume less resources because meat takes more farmland to raise up. So they aren't a bad thing, regardless of what you think of them.

Lets stick to fundies people.

7/4/2011 7:19:35 AM

Greater Good

Fundie: a person who seeks to impose their personal beliefs on others, by force if needed.

Sounds exactly like what Bea here wants to do. This is fundie. Deal with it, M.

9/22/2011 3:07:31 PM

J. James

People like this just make me want to turn the consumption of meat into an atrocity.

Damn. Now I want to tear out the throat of a live kitten, drink it's blood, snap it's bones and devour it's innards while it's still feebly protesting, tiny little eyes locked on Bea, until I eat those too, just to mess with her.

Look, Bea(tch), meat is not the same as pedophilia. It's not even morally wrong. Those animals, by and large, have it better than their wild counterparts and probably would go extinct if humans didn't rear them.

and did you REALLY just advocate making meat illegal?! You want to send people to JAIL for eating a freaking turkey sandwich?

FUCK YOU!!

*omnomnom kitten innards omnomnom*

9/22/2011 4:53:24 PM



I love things like this even more than the regular fundie quotes. It's just so out of left field.

2/20/2013 9:39:31 PM

A. Square

Congratulations. You have succeeded in making me crave more meat, and not only that, but you've made me have a great premise for a dystopian sci-fi film.

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