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Massive flood devastates parts of Missouri, but the lamestream media refuse to describe it as a "massive flood" because that might lead folks to read the Bible. See secularized language.

Andy Schafly, Conservapedia 68 Comments [4/29/2011 3:08:58 AM]
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The Jamo

"lamestream media"

Did you think of that one all by yourself, Andy?

4/29/2011 11:00:22 PM

JustinGG

Relative to a worldwide flood, I wouldn't say that's particularly massive.

4/30/2011 12:55:12 AM

Mrs. Antichrist

Bahahahaha. Andy, you're comedy gold.

4/30/2011 2:59:52 AM

Mihangel apYrs

Shitfly's off on another tangent

4/30/2011 3:41:36 AM

Panz

Yeah, because flooding instantly means biblical flood, so everyone needs to cover it up

4/30/2011 8:38:42 AM

czechmate

If this guy posted this in Australia, he'd be hunted down and strung up by his bollocks.

4/30/2011 9:40:33 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Might read the Bible and wonder why we are getting "massive floods" when God promised against destroying us with a "massive flood". Damn librul media, calling a flood a "massive flood" and implying that God is a liar!

4/30/2011 10:21:23 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Massive flood devastates parts of Missouri, so; PROOF - inerrant truth of the babble!!!!1!12! Jeebus wrote it hisself, he can't lie. Every single version the King James only.

Or something.

4/30/2011 10:21:23 AM

Brianisha

The Bible is not a history book. See Epic of Gilgamesh for Noah;s famous flood story.

4/30/2011 4:56:15 PM



Ok, when a massive flood hits your house, you'll say it was an accident. So what?

5/4/2011 4:08:24 AM



I didn't know Missouri was the whole world...

Reading the Bible will make people see what an over-written tripe it really is.

5/4/2011 7:00:09 AM

Sasori

You do not want people to read bible, unless you want them to lose their believe in god.

5/6/2011 8:32:23 AM

Canadiest

Schafly, being one of those idiots that thinks Christians created and developed the English language. By definition a "massive flood" of Missouri would have to cover over half the state, this flood was nowhere near that. The Noahs Ark Flood wasn't a "massive flood", it was a batshit insane impossible flood.


Someone who pretends to run an imformation site should be right about something once in awhile, but not Andy, he's proud to be misinformed on any subject and happy to spread the ignorance around.

5/8/2011 1:27:27 PM

JB Mason

Having just driven through Missouri and seen the effects of this flooding, I don't think broken billboards and some ruined crops are exactly the same as "everything on earth died"

5/17/2011 2:41:14 PM

M

When I read this quote, I thought... eh... typical random dumbfuck fundie.

But no, it's a bigger bottomfeeder then that. It's that diarrhea gargling muppet having it's throat stood on, the idiot spawn of Phyllis Schlafly, the follower of NephilimbicileFree the dishonest geocentrist whoremonger. The hilarious Andy Schlafly!

Tell me Andy, how's your conservative bible project going?

7/4/2011 7:15:21 AM

Ebon

Andy, you are proof against the stopped clock theory. Things become untrue just because you have said them. You make the world that little bit dumber every time you type.

9/5/2012 4:54:13 PM



Yes Andy, God promised to never kill the entire population of the planet with a global flood. He apparently felt that promose did not stop him from lacal floods or tidal waves.

is MIssouri now the whole world ?

9/5/2012 10:36:57 PM

Kirook

?!

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