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#1283799
nutbunny
Oh it's so sad they have to make the president jump through hoops to show them something that should not even be an agenda
4/29/2011 3:53:45 AM
#1283824
Raised by Horses
Birthers: UR NUT N MURRICAN! BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR GTFO.
Obama: Now, now, people... Let's all just calm down here for a minute and have a rational dis-
Birthers: BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR GTFO!
Obama: Please, there's no need for this kind of hostility. Surely there are more important things on the agenda than..
Birthers: CERTIFICATE NOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
Aide: Mr. President, I think we should just show them your birth certificate. It's not like it's a big deal.
Obama: But this is ridiculous. It's distracting from real issues here, like the economy and education.
Birthers: (foaming at the mouth) MOOSE-LIMB DARKIE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!! CERTIFICATE OR GTFO!!!!!
Obama: (sigh) All right... here you go. My birth certificate.
Birthers: ..... it's FAKE!
4/29/2011 4:36:50 AM
#1283922
rallymodeller
It's still funny how no questions about McCain's place-of-birth were raised, despite there actually being legal grounds for his ineligibility -- he wasn't born in the US.
Oh yeah, because he's white. Right.
4/29/2011 7:26:20 AM
#1283925
Doubting Thomas
If I were Obama, I'd tell all of them to just go fuck themselves.
I firmly believe that if he were white they wouldn't be wanting to see every possible document of his life.
4/29/2011 7:29:19 AM
#1283943
perdurabo
Ah yes.....the "after-birthers"
4/29/2011 7:58:38 AM
#1283951
Brendan Rizzo
Good God! I knew this wouldn't shut up the Birthers; I knew it! No one else is being forced to release their college records! The fact that his birth certificate is genuine and even you admit it PROVES that he was born in the United States! This is moving the goalposts of the highest order! At least this whining should permanently discredit these people once and for all...
4/29/2011 8:06:03 AM
#1283965
Jeff Weskamp
These folks had no problem with Mitt Romney, who I believe was born in Central America (his parents were Mormon missionaries).....
Funny, isn't it?
4/29/2011 8:44:17 AM
#1283987
Power Skunk
*Insidecurveofbackofskullpalm,that'showhardthismakesmedothis* I hate being right sometimes. I knew this shit was gonna happen...
4/29/2011 9:23:38 AM
#1283998
nazani14
I want to see all the academic and personal legal and financial records of EVERY candidate for state and federal office.
And, I want to know where the hell G.W. Bush was when he should have been flying his jet. Just show me some hotel records, expenses receipts, anything. I've known several jet pilots, and most of them wouldn't miss a chance to fly, no matter what.
4/29/2011 9:35:25 AM
#1284008
Lucilius
The whole "Obama spent millions hiding this" line is bullshit. It's endlessly repeated, but all traces back to Joseph Farah, king of WingNut Daily. He made the claim in a column with absolutely no supporting evidence. And there's never been any.
4/29/2011 9:55:14 AM
#1284010
Joe Mama
I really expect to see some birther claiming that the reason it took so long to release his original birth certificate is because it took that long to make a good enough forgery.
Regardless, they're going to claim that this one is fake, too. And when that doesn't get results, they're going to demand to see his college transcripts, driver license record, etc. I'd expect nothing less from a bunch of racist fuckwads.
4/29/2011 9:59:20 AM
#1284032
rallymodeller
@Joe Mama
Orly Taitz, one of the leading burthers (ironically), was on the Lawrence ODonnell show the other day. When he brought up the birth certificate, she ignored it and started on about how Obama has "a fake Social Security number". It never ends with them.
4/29/2011 10:54:32 AM
#1284042
Dark_Lord_Prime
"the question remains, why did Obama spend millions of dollars to keep this document secret?"
Ignoring the fact that he made his birth certificate available online for everyone to see back in 2008...
He--the fuckin' President of the United States--had to get special permission from the Hawaii government to get a copy of the "long form" certificate. Why, exactly, do you think he would spend any money at all to hide something that he had to make a special request of the state to get?
"The administration had to make a special request from the state of Hawaii to get the long-form certificate released, White House legal counsel Bob Bauer said. Typically, the state only releases the shorter, computer-generated live birth certification when people request such documentation."
As for the "long form" bullshit, the only significant differences between this and the one he previously released is that it is a typed form, and it includes the name and address of the hospital.
4/29/2011 11:16:24 AM
#1284095
Berny
Why don't you Tea Tards simply come out and admit you don't like having a nigger in the White House? We'll still think you're assholes but at least we can think of you as honest assholes!
4/29/2011 1:45:45 PM
#1284098
aaa
Once again, tea party proves that they like moving goal posts.
4/29/2011 1:57:12 PM
#1284118
DevilsChaplain
Tea Partiers: Openly racist and lying to us all about it.
4/29/2011 3:35:55 PM
#1284217
"the question remains, why did Obama spend millions of dollars to keep this document secret?"
The answer: He didn't.
"Many believe Obama went to college there on a scholarship reserved for foreign students."
Many people also believe Elvis is alive. They have no reason to, but they do. Wanting it to be true out of spite or desperation does nothing to make it real.
Tell me, has anyone required a presidential candidate to publish their birth records, school history, and finances before the black Democrat showed up? If you're going to demand all this just because the floor was opened to baseless accusation then have your precious Republicans front the details of their private lives from birth to campaign funding as well.
There's one Panamanian straight-talker who'd be a little hot under the collar if you did.
4/30/2011 12:54:15 AM
#1284240
Scorpius
Do these fuckers ever shut up? And Donald Trump is a puppet as far as I see. If that is his actual stand and politics, he can go shove it where the sun don't shine.
4/30/2011 6:00:48 AM
#1284261
In the UK, at least, we're supposed to be innocent until proven guilty. I suspect
there's supposed to be a similar rule in the American judicial system.
In other words, with nothing more than a hunch and mindless twattery, its time to give it a rest, Trump. Your guy lost, get over it already.
Talk about a sore loser.
4/30/2011 7:29:03 AM
#1284276
Kat S.
First of all, did anyone besides myself remember that Donald Trump promised to release his tax returns when Obama released the Long Form Birth Certificate?
Yeeahh, I wonder if any Tea Partiers will hold Donald up to his promise.
Anyway, I wasn't suprised at all that some people still weren't going to accept Obama as a legitimate President. Even if Obama was no longer able to be president, for whatever reason, all that would happen is that Joe Biden will become the new president.
Even if Obama grew up overseas, all that is required for President Obama to be President of the U.S., per U.S. Consititution, is:
Be a natural born U.S. citizen (check - see birth certificate)
Be a permanent Resident of the U.S. for fourteen years (check - He lived in the U.S. since moving back to Hawaii in 1971)
At least 35 years old (check - born in August 4, 1961, he's 49 at the time of this posting)
So as you can see, Obama is legitimately the President of the U.S. So get over yourself.
4/30/2011 9:26:12 AM
#1284355
Percy Q. Shunn
4/30/2011 6:06:25 PM
#1284367
musicalbookworm
My guess is you've never looked at a college transcript. They generally do not show financial aid information. College records are private, and even deceased people's records are protected.
4/30/2011 6:30:20 PM
#1285451
Do you show off your birth certificate EVERY SINGLE TIME you appear on the TV?. Wonder why.
5/4/2011 4:21:12 AM
#1285689
Lizuka
"Savvy"?
Yeah, the only thing dumber than Donald Trump's haircut is the man himself.
5/5/2011 5:00:19 AM
#1286391
Anon
He didn't spend millions of dollars to keep it secret. If you want someone to blame, blame the Hawaiian state government.
5/6/2011 4:37:19 PM
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