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Greetings fellow humans,

After much of the excitement for everyone regarding Barry's birth certificate that he spent over 5 million dollars in lawyer fees to hide from the prying eye of the public. I stumbled upon someones investigation into how the newly released birth cert is in fact fake, and you can even do this yourself if you have the software to see for yourself. You see they left things in PDF format which can be imported into Adobe Illustrator. This is where things got interesting, see for yourself. This in itself shows that the birth Certificate given to the public wasn't scanned, it was pieced together digitally. Sorry, but you've been had! If you don't understand how Clipping Masks work I suggest you Google it to find out.

Bonified Ween, Above Top Secret 11 Comments [4/30/2011 3:35:44 PM]
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Doubting Thomas

And they also traveled back in time to place fake birth announcements into two separate Honolulu newspapers.

The point that's totally being missed is that he was born to an American woman which makes him American by birth.

4/30/2011 4:17:30 PM

rallymodeller

Yeah, gonna need to know where you got this $5m figure from. The original made-up number was $1.6m.

I guess that it, like everything else that birthers can come up with, is pulled out of their collective assholes.

And I'll betcha I, as a graphic designer who uses Adobe creative products on a daily basis, knows a shit-ton more about how they work than you do.

4/30/2011 4:46:35 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

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4/30/2011 5:56:30 PM

Brandy Bogard

I JUST HEADDESKED SO HARD MY HEAD STARTED BLEEDING

4/30/2011 6:57:11 PM

Raised by Horses

"If you don't understand how Clipping Masks work I suggest you Google it to find out."

How about you google Occam's Razor first?

4/30/2011 8:51:27 PM



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4/30/2011 8:58:39 PM

Brendan Rizzo

Again with this "Obama spent millions to hide his birth certificate" lie. Wasn't that claim made up on the spot with no evidence by a World Nut Daily writer? (Correct me if I'm wrong.) The fact that even most conservative Republicans (Donald Trump being a notable exception) find the birthers crazy should tell them something about themselves.

5/1/2011 8:05:28 AM

aaa

I really like the length that these people go to say that they can't handle a single truth.

5/1/2011 12:15:44 PM



Did the PFD exist in 1962?, that is new to me.

5/4/2011 4:22:34 AM

Truthspan

So I checked this out. The pdf is broken into pieces with layers for each area. But I think this is because the scanning software they use does this so each field is entered into the statewide database. Besides, anybody would have flattened the document if it was meant to be a fake.

6/28/2011 6:43:55 PM

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@#1284404

does it work for statistics and random figures too? i'm getting a boxfull...

"greetings fellow sub-humans"
there, I fixed it!

6/29/2011 12:52:41 PM
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