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As I have said, I had been told by Obama's father that he insisted his son be born in his homeland. I believe what he is telling me. If that is true Obama cannot be an American citizen, and these documents are fakes. I know that there are those living that know the truth, and can expose it. They should do so. Obama knows that if the truth of his birth comes out it will be almost impossible for him to remain in office. So every possible fraud will be put forth.

Now, with that taken care of, I am asked by some to stop punishing the people in the southern United States with all this unusual severe weather. Well, unfortunately I'm not doin' it, not directly anyway. Under normal conditions we would be having a rather normal spring with a normal number of tornadoes and such. But unfortunately the southern states lie right in the path where the creatures of Darkness are channeling their power from South America up against us in New England. And this flow of dark power which they are funneling up to Washington DC is intensifying the already unstable weather. With the added pressure of global warming it is creating this havoc. The only way I could help is to defeat the creatures of Darkness and stop this flow of power. So if people want it stopped they'd better help me bring my candidate forth to the public, get the cooperation of The Republicans, and get them to cut down their rhetoric on abortion. Because it is the anti abortionists in this area that the creatures of Darkness are using to channel their power, along with the homosexuals.

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 91 Comments [5/1/2011 9:42:18 AM]
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Passerby

Wow. That's some Grade A crazy talk.

From Birther to god complex to racism to voodoo and smoothly into gay apocolypse.

5/1/2011 9:52:35 AM

Panz

Yeah, you talked to his father all right

*makes a jerking off gesture*

Go back to the ward now and take your meds before i have to call the staff to come wrap you in the jacket again

5/1/2011 9:55:46 AM

Panz

Weeee, double post

5/1/2011 9:56:36 AM

breakerslion

Dear Gerald,

Ghostbusters II is not a documentary. That said, the flow of your mindless drivel could easily be stopped. I recommend a butt plug.

5/1/2011 9:57:11 AM

TGRwulf

"But unfortunately the southern states lie right in the path where the creatures of Darkness are channeling their power from South America up against us in New England."

I'm embarresd to admit that this crazy asshat is from my neck of the US. This guy is grad A batshit insane.

5/1/2011 9:59:14 AM

rw23

Um, er, well, at least he accepts that global warming is happening.

But thankfully science doesn't rely on character witnesses.

5/1/2011 9:59:59 AM

Parabola

Isn't it so nice that the spirits say exactly what you want to hear? Strange, huh?

5/1/2011 10:11:38 AM

Polymeron

Please be a Poe :(

5/1/2011 10:12:32 AM

derp

grade A crazy indeed.
Not sure if he is even a fundy. At least fundies have logic but reject to follow it. I think he is just batshit insane.

5/1/2011 10:16:15 AM

M

*flail*

There are no words.

5/1/2011 10:17:01 AM

Fang

This is crazy enough I think we almost need a new category for Weirdass Mystical Bullshit.

5/1/2011 10:19:14 AM

Emily

Absolutely insane, but at least he admits that anti-abortionists are not a force for good.

5/1/2011 10:23:13 AM

thoth

whaaaaat ... somebody must have dropped some damn good acid... or they're just out of their fuckin mind.

5/1/2011 10:31:03 AM

DevilsChaplain


5/1/2011 10:43:12 AM

Papabear

Jesus and George Washington tell me that you're a mental midget, a wanker and a lyin' sack. Oh, and to have a nice day.

5/1/2011 11:00:46 AM

mad the swine

Wow.

I can't bring myself to mock this. It's fine to call someone like Pat Robertson "batshit insane" and other such names. But I feel uncomfortable applying that label to someone like Polley, who seems to be genuinely mentally ill. I can only wish him the best and hope he gets the help he needs.

5/1/2011 11:02:57 AM

PiGirl13

Oooooohh, WOOOOoooohhhh, the spooooooooky poooowwerrs of daaaarrrkneesssss! *wiggles fingers*

"Now, with that taken care of, I am asked by some to stop punishing the people in the southern United States with all this unusual severe weather. Well, unfortunately I'm not doin' it"

You're the only one who thinks you have magical weather powers, Gerald.

I'd address this whole thing point by point, but it'd require me breaking the unspoken commenting convention of only using the word "LOLWUT" once.

5/1/2011 11:05:44 AM

towey

crack

5/1/2011 11:09:04 AM

Steven Mading

It's really sad when the Birther rant is the most *reasonable* part of the message.

5/1/2011 11:19:56 AM

whatever

"But unfortunately the southern states lie right in the path where the creatures of Darkness are channeling their power from South America up against us in New England."

How come they never mention this factor on BBC weather forecasts?

5/1/2011 11:21:44 AM

musicalbookworm

This guy is a poe...right?

5/1/2011 11:30:26 AM

Doctor Fishcake

As soon as I saw the name Gerald Polley in the RSS feed I knew it was going to be something spectacular. And sure enough, Polley has delivered once again.

5/1/2011 11:30:37 AM

Mudak

Some quotes, you must admit, are just so silly, so inane, so downright laughable in their own right, that you literally have nothing to add on your own...

5/1/2011 11:32:21 AM



This is some double distilled crazy. I can't help but think Polley is genuinely mentally ill tbh.

5/1/2011 11:36:33 AM

elphada

Blame it on us Southerners. You need to live here to understand the saying Don't like the weather? Wait 5 minutes.

I Googled this guy's name. Apparently God wants him to run for POTUS in 2012.

5/1/2011 11:36:40 AM
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