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About 6 months ago I gave a jewish coworker a gospel tract.
He laughed it off and tossed it in the garbage (i fished it out later and gave it to someone else.)
Now he is in a rock group in Austin, lots of fame, fun, and money.
I was wondering if he was rewarded for tossing the tract?
I wouldn't give up eternity in heaven for 15 minutes of fame on earth.

Buzzardhunt, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [10/12/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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CousinTed

Great way to win people over there Skippy. Nothing says 'eternal salvation' like dumpster diving

10/12/2005 9:32:16 PM

QED

Yeah...it really sounds like his like sucks. Fame, fun and money...don't want none of that!

10/12/2005 11:42:56 PM

Nekhbet

Dear Buzzard, Please send me a tract to trash, I need the money.

10/13/2005 12:50:20 AM

Rime

I love these fundies who assuming they're going to be escorted into Heaven with angels cheering them on and God giving them a pat on the back.

Wonder if he'd be surprised to get the bright lights and a big list of questions about jealousy, judging others and his obvious absence of humility .

10/13/2005 1:31:01 AM

Darth Wang

If it was a Chick tract, I would have burned it then and there.

10/13/2005 10:39:58 AM

BigDaddyJ

I get this kind of thing all the time. Little leaflets left at my workstation and my coworkers don't even know my beliefs.I would not have a job if they did.All they know is that I don't go to the same church as they do,so I must be hellbound.

10/13/2005 1:29:42 PM

Blurb

Does anyone know who the group is? Are they any good?

10/13/2005 3:53:50 PM

ryan

Imagine recieving the tract after it has been in the trash. Its like a giant warning label. This tract smells like bullshit because it is.

10/14/2005 5:51:58 AM

Khaine

Of course the fact that the band members pratice, spend time writing music and lyrics, hunt down places that will let them play, and devote their time and energy to do something that they enjoy doing has no bearing on their actually being able to make money from their music.

10/17/2005 1:46:02 PM

Sierra

\"Mark 3:
28Verily I say unto you, All sins shall be forgiven unto the sons of men, and blasphemies wherewith soever they shall blaspheme:

29But he that shall throweth a tract into yonder trash hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.\"

11/9/2005 7:43:45 AM

Puistokemisti

Of course, if he had converted, then the rock tour would have been gift from god.

1/7/2006 9:42:33 PM

Julian

Wow - and to think he could've been you, with your shitty, pathetic, deluded life if he was gullible, talentless and stupid, Buzzardhunt!

7/4/2006 3:28:53 AM

Matilde

Well, I also gave the brush off to a nuisance cafeteria manager in the college where I work and is a JW. So, if I´m going to hell, one because I´m Catholic and I want to keep on being, at least nominally, and second because she´s a royal pain in the arse, at least I will have the company of a good guy who knows to have fun.

8/31/2006 4:40:56 PM

TheUnholyMint

We get 15 minutes of fame for every tract we toss?

WHO MAKES UP THESE GLORIOUS LAWS?

2/18/2007 12:38:21 PM

Big Mac

Uh.....being a rock group in Austin is like having sex with a dog, even if you are having fun you are still screwin' the pooch.

1/6/2008 1:04:21 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

Yeah, a waitress I used to work with once got a Psalm book as a tip. She came over and showed it to me and we both got a good laugh...we laughed harder when I threw it in the trash.

Now I'm at a job making $2 more an hour and she found a job that doesn't require her to survive off of $2.65 an hour plus tips.

I guess it just goes to show you that if you throw away shit that people try to force on you, you'll eventually be rewarded.

4/26/2008 5:33:17 AM

aaa

He is actually having a good fucking time.

9/3/2009 7:39:41 AM

Canaduck

The funny thing is that if the coworker had ended up living in a box on the street 6 months later instead of in a rock band, Buzzardhunt STILL would have cited his throwing away the tract as the cause of it all. Fundie logic can't lose!

9/30/2013 1:14:20 AM
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