@JSS
"Two days ago, Obama aided in finally killing a man who sought to become an Islamic Hitler...
...evil! Socialist! Marxist! Liberal! Leftist! Communist! Stalinist! Arrrrrrrrrgh! *froth* *froth* *froth*"
And all because 'Obama bin Laden' (as they refer to him) has now destroyed a source of righteous indignation for them in two ways, no less:
1- Obama succeded where their previous God Emperor of Fucking Up FAILED.
2- They can no longer call him 'Obama bin Laden': He's eliminated the source of that 'nickname'. (and speaking as 'The Nicknamer' [/Tv Tropes], even yours truly realises this!)
>:D
A thought: To make the teabaggers chew the carpet in impotent rage [/Hitler] further, via Obama proving himself superior to Dumbya, consider this (as should everyone on Free Repubic/Freak Cuntservatives/Ruptured Retards et al):
For the best part of a decade, bin Lardarse has successfully evaded capture, from the best intelligence gathering minds/technologies Dumbya had at his disposal: the CIA/NSA/Pentagon. Yet, in his first short years of his 1st term, Obama has done the impossible (certainly to Dumbya): found the location of the most wanted man on the planet. And according to reports, he knew of said location for months. This would have therefore become a secret even higher than what's in Area 51 (thus they kept Pakistan in the dark, natch); handy time for the careful & hyper-meticulous planning required to perform such a once-in-a-lifetime, succeed or perma-fail capture/kill mission. Thus they sent in their best for such a unique task: Navy SEALs.
They succeeded. bin Lardarse is now extinct.
The message has been sent to the rest of Al-Qaeda: We, the West, knew where your symbol, your leader, was. For months. We have annihilated him.
If we can get to him, we can therefore get to you.
The tables are turned. Karma. The biter bitten. The glove's on the other foot. The hunters are now the hunted. The terrorists will themselves be terrorised.
Good.
One word, Al-Qaeda: ECHELON. Four letters: GCHQ:
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Does that thought terrorise you, Al-Qaeda? Excellent [/Mr. Burns]. You might as well pack up and go home. Especially those cells here in the UK. We had the IRA's attempts for the best part of 30 years. Hitler's Luftwaffe/V1s & V2s did infinitely worse in WWII. How the fuck can you possibly think you can succeed where they failed?!
Political experts have stated that this 'Arab Spring' (what I refer to as the 'Reverse-Domino Effect') has hit Al-Qaeda badly. And Egypt/Tunisia/Libya/Bahrain/Syria happened before bin Lardarse's extermination.
The 'War on Terror' is suddenly looking more & more winnable. And all down to President Barack Obama. Not ex-president George Dumbya Bush. Deal with it, right-wingers.
>:D
"like the Chinese, there is a master plan years ahead of time, as the dimbulb GOP has morons like Lindsay Graham and pack-a-day Boehner weep over a 0.0003% cut from an anticipated budget."
PROTIP: The unholy financial fuckup that resulted in that recession we're only just emerging from - and thus China buying up your debts; they effectively own you, body & soul. On whose watch did this happen, nay allowed the circumstances for such to haapen in the first place? George Dumbya Bush. Thus not for nothing do I refer to him as your 'God Emperor of Fucking Up'.. And who voted for Dumbya - twice? You teabaggers, neocunts, Religious Right et al. Therefore, China owning you is your fault. 'Dimbulb GOP morons'? Who is it who votes for them?!
"The end of America as we know it has come, the collapse is imminent and you should prepare now for the coming insurrection."
Say hello to your new landlord, right-wingers:
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Like I say: it's all your fault. I for one welcome our new Chinese overlords. Better start learning Mandarin. And Atheism, Repubicans, Teabaggers, Neocunts, Religious Right et al.
PROTIP: Roman Empire. Ottoman Empire. British Empire. Third Reich. USSR. Guess who'll be joining that list next? Remember: all great powers fall. No Exceptions.
Where is your God now?!
...ah, feels good to be on the superior left-wing side.
[/hyper-smug & ultra-superior]
"An evil madman is dead and another is still in power at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue."
Like I say, the Democrat Obama has proved himself superior to the Repubican, right-wing, God-believing, uber-FAIL that is Dumbya. Deal with it.
"God Bless, FReepers, pray hard in the coming months."
Yeah. Good luck with that:
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Nothing FAILS like prayer.
...oh, and as for who's been 'blessed'? I'd say it's Obama your 'God' favours. Romans 13:1-7 proves that. And if you're the god-fearing Christians you claim to be, Free Repubic, you must obey that part of Scripture too.
You certainly had no problem obeying Romans 13:1-7 whilst Dumbya was in office, after all.
Now start worshipping Obama as if he were God Almighty himself. As you did with Dumbya, lest you finally conclusively prove what I've always said:
Hypocrisy. It's hardwired into the DNA of right-wing fundies.