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Satan's desire is to conform the world by deceiving as many as he can without detection. He has produced an abundant number of servants in Hollywood who are participating in his grand scheme of things without most people discerning it, who, like the false prophet in the book of Revelation, look like a lamb yet speak as a dragon. Many who grew up with Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie and Highway to Heaven will be shocked to learn that the main character associated with all of these shows was a spiritist who received his "moral" scripts from the sprit world. One, two or all three of his television programs can be viewed every single day. Millions and millions of people from two generations have seen his shows and have been affected by his vision. Before analyzing the facts let us start with the Biblical premise outlined in God's Word for detecting Satan's servants:

"For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, masquerading as apostles of Christ. And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light. It is not surprising, then, if his servants masquerade as servants of righteousness. Their end will be what their actions deserve." –2 Corinthians 11:13-16

Remember, Satan himself is an actor who portrays different personas with the utmost skill in order to mislead many. One of his tricks, according to the above verse, entails presenting a skewed righteousness. Satan will support "religion" and "morality" if it will keep people from discovering the only true saving grace found through Jesus Christ. All the morality in the world will not save a sinner who has not been pardoned from his sin.

This is precisely what Landon portrayed to his audiences and the people ate it up. What he was feeding them however was candy laced with messages from the demonic realm whose tentacles we have seen spread throughout the Hollywood industry. Those who knew Landon claimed he had supernatural abilities that are common to occultists, and that these powers allowed him influence over others.

ThrowItUp, IMDB 56 Comments [5/5/2011 3:29:41 AM]
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Doctor Whom

Satan will support "religion" and "morality" if it will keep people from discovering the only true saving grace found through Jesus Christ. All the morality in the world will not save a sinner who has not been pardoned from his sin.

You've just pointed out a major flaw of Christianity.

5/5/2011 3:43:55 AM

Horus IX

Satan seems like a swell guy...if he ever existed.

5/5/2011 4:18:32 AM

C_V


and how's all that paranoia workin' out for ya? because you obviously cannot trust anything or anyone. may as well kill yourself now and go get your crown.

5/5/2011 4:23:54 AM

Man Called True

The only thing unholy about Michael Landon was his perm.

...man, all this demonological bullcrap and the guy didn't even mention "I Was a Teenage Werewolf"?

5/5/2011 4:49:19 AM

Mister Spak

Wait till you find out what Charlie Brown was pushing.

5/5/2011 5:00:23 AM

dionysus

Satan will support "religion" and "morality" if it will keep people from discovering the only true saving grace found through Jesus Christ. All the morality in the world will not save a sinner who has not been pardoned from his sin.

In other words Satan cares more about our good deeds whereas god says "Fuck the good deeds, just kiss my ass and inflate my ego". So, which one was supposed to be the good one again?

What he was feeding them however was candy laced with messages from the demonic realm whose tentacles we have seen spread throughout the Hollywood industry.

No, you're thinking of the Hentai industry.

5/5/2011 5:00:39 AM

gay deist

Lil house on the prarie is packed to the brim with christian morals (though the better ones like [DONT DISCIMINATE]). I should know. My mother has watched all 10 season numerous times.

Maybe he just think it's devils work because people and animals (even babies) die in it. GASP! Hide your kids

5/5/2011 5:34:09 AM

Raised by Horses

"conform the world"

Quoth Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman: When writing using an unfamiliar word, ask yourself this: Do I know this word? If the answer is 'no', then you do not know it.

5/5/2011 5:52:18 AM

Xotan

Ah, an expert in Satanology!

5/5/2011 6:03:54 AM

Doubting Thomas

Wait... Michael Landon.... was evil? How fucked up do you have to be to think that wholesome shows like Little House on the Prairie and Highway to Heaven have secret evil intent?

Next thing you know they'll be saying that "Touched by an Angel" has secret demonic meaning. Probably because they pushed the "God loves you" angle and not "You have to repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior!!!"

And you do know that Satan is a mythological boogeyman made up to be the evil nemesis of God, don't you?

5/5/2011 6:09:45 AM

nutbunny

Highway to Heaven = Highway to Hell

5/5/2011 6:09:57 AM

towey

all those shows suck.... balls

5/5/2011 6:31:14 AM

Iosa

Heh, this post was deleted by an admin on the site.

5/5/2011 6:51:01 AM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

"Before analyzing the facts let us start with the Biblical premise ..."

Surprise. Surprise.

That's what funditards do routinely — start with their interpretation of Bible crap and then twist the so-called "facts" to conform to it. What a pathetic lot!


5/5/2011 6:55:36 AM

New Hope

@Doubting Thomas

Actually, they already have called Touched By An Angel evil.

http://www.crossroad.to/text/articles/tbaa1297.html


5/5/2011 7:03:05 AM

New Hope

@Doubting Thomas

Actually, they already have called Touched By An Angel evil.

http://www.crossroad.to/text/articles/tbaa1297.html


5/5/2011 7:06:54 AM

Anon-e-moose

ThrowItUp is true to his name, re. this verbal vomit.

"Many who grew up with Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie and Highway to Heaven will be shocked to learn that the main character associated with all of these shows was a spiritist who received his "moral" scripts from the sprit world."

Those TV series were amongst the most inoffensive scenarios ever conceived. Now, if it's good, wholesome, religious-based programming you want BarfItUp, may I recommend "Father Ted"?:



>:D

5/5/2011 7:09:41 AM

John

It's funny how Satan always does exactly what the fundies themselves disagree with. Don't want health care reform? It's Satan's fault. Don't like R-rated movies? They're Satan's fault.

5/5/2011 7:25:51 AM

Allegory for Jesus

You know, if you claim that "occultists" have readily observed supernatural abilities, that might give you pause to shut the hell up and wonder if maybe that means that they're religious views are more accurate than yours, rather than simply having Satanic power more reliable than any miracles in 2000 years.

Luckily, since Landon is most likely as magical as a quiet night in the infirmary, the matter is moot for any of us who aren't quite as rabidly gullible, but the point remains that this biased view of all supernaturalism is profoundly idiotic.

5/5/2011 7:27:26 AM

nazani14

Millions and millions of people from several generations have used electric lights, not realizing that Thomas Alva Edison was an (dun dunh DUNH)...atheist! Talk about masquerading as an angel of light!

ThrowItUp - hairballs?

5/5/2011 8:01:39 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Oh for the love of God... how could this actor have been drawing people to occultism is very few people actually knew what he believed? It doesn't make sense! And this isn't even getting into all your other craziness.

@ New Hope:

Wow... just, wow.

@ nazani14:

You win an Internet, good sir.

5/5/2011 8:16:34 AM

Bryan729

ThrowItUp is what people did after reading this shit.

5/5/2011 8:26:23 AM

TGRwulf

"Those who knew Landon claimed he had supernatural abilities that are common to occultists"

Um, citation needed.

5/5/2011 8:43:05 AM



If you can see Satan in Little House on the Prairie you've been hitting the acid too hard mate.

5/5/2011 8:48:36 AM

Winston

"Look like a lamb yet speak as a dragon"? Seriously? Are you trying to write a teen fantasy novel? Or has your language finally become as archaic as your beliefs?

5/5/2011 9:00:03 AM
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