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#1285654
Doctor Whom
Satan will support "religion" and "morality" if it will keep people from discovering the only true saving grace found through Jesus Christ. All the morality in the world will not save a sinner who has not been pardoned from his sin.
You've just pointed out a major flaw of Christianity.
5/5/2011 3:43:55 AM
#1285668
Horus IX
Satan seems like a swell guy...if he ever existed.
5/5/2011 4:18:32 AM
#1285672
C_V
and how's all that paranoia workin' out for ya? because you obviously cannot trust anything or anyone. may as well kill yourself now and go get your crown.
5/5/2011 4:23:54 AM
#1285679
Man Called True
The only thing unholy about Michael Landon was his perm.
...man, all this demonological bullcrap and the guy didn't even mention "I Was a Teenage Werewolf"?
5/5/2011 4:49:19 AM
#1285690
Mister Spak
Wait till you find out what Charlie Brown was pushing.
5/5/2011 5:00:23 AM
#1285691
dionysus
Satan will support "religion" and "morality" if it will keep people from discovering the only true saving grace found through Jesus Christ. All the morality in the world will not save a sinner who has not been pardoned from his sin.
In other words Satan cares more about our good deeds whereas god says "Fuck the good deeds, just kiss my ass and inflate my ego". So, which one was supposed to be the good one again?
What he was feeding them however was candy laced with messages from the demonic realm whose tentacles we have seen spread throughout the Hollywood industry.
No, you're thinking of the Hentai industry.
5/5/2011 5:00:39 AM
#1285702
gay deist
Lil house on the prarie is packed to the brim with christian morals (though the better ones like [DONT DISCIMINATE]). I should know. My mother has watched all 10 season numerous times.
Maybe he just think it's devils work because people and animals (even babies) die in it. GASP! Hide your kids
5/5/2011 5:34:09 AM
#1285717
Raised by Horses
"conform the world"
Quoth Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman: When writing using an unfamiliar word, ask yourself this: Do I know this word? If the answer is 'no', then you do not know it.
5/5/2011 5:52:18 AM
#1285735
Xotan
Ah, an expert in Satanology!
5/5/2011 6:03:54 AM
#1285739
Doubting Thomas
Wait... Michael Landon.... was evil? How fucked up do you have to be to think that wholesome shows like Little House on the Prairie and Highway to Heaven have secret evil intent?
Next thing you know they'll be saying that "Touched by an Angel" has secret demonic meaning. Probably because they pushed the "God loves you" angle and not "You have to repent and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior!!!"
And you do know that Satan is a mythological boogeyman made up to be the evil nemesis of God, don't you?
5/5/2011 6:09:45 AM
#1285740
nutbunny
Highway to Heaven = Highway to Hell
5/5/2011 6:09:57 AM
#1285751
towey
all those shows suck.... balls
5/5/2011 6:31:14 AM
#1285764
Iosa
Heh, this post was deleted by an admin on the site.
5/5/2011 6:51:01 AM
#1285766
Jezebel's Evil Sister
"Before analyzing the facts let us start with the Biblical premise ..."
Surprise. Surprise.
That's what funditards do routinely — start with their interpretation of Bible crap and then twist the so-called "facts" to conform to it. What a pathetic lot!
5/5/2011 6:55:36 AM
#1285768
New Hope
@Doubting Thomas
Actually, they already have called Touched By An Angel evil.
http://www.crossroad.to/text/articles/tbaa1297.html
5/5/2011 7:03:05 AM
#1285769
New Hope
@Doubting Thomas
Actually, they already have called Touched By An Angel evil.
http://www.crossroad.to/text/articles/tbaa1297.html
5/5/2011 7:06:54 AM
#1285770
Anon-e-moose
ThrowItUp is true to his name, re. this verbal vomit.
"Many who grew up with Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie and Highway to Heaven will be shocked to learn that the main character associated with all of these shows was a spiritist who received his "moral" scripts from the sprit world."
Those TV series were amongst
the most inoffensive scenarios ever conceived. Now, if it's good, wholesome,
religious-based programming you want BarfItUp, may I recommend "Father Ted"?:
>:D
5/5/2011 7:09:41 AM
#1285778
John
It's funny how Satan always does exactly what the fundies themselves disagree with. Don't want health care reform? It's Satan's fault. Don't like R-rated movies? They're Satan's fault.
5/5/2011 7:25:51 AM
#1285781
Allegory for Jesus
You know, if you claim that "occultists" have readily observed supernatural abilities, that might give you pause to shut the hell up and wonder if maybe that means that they're religious views are more accurate than yours, rather than simply having Satanic power more reliable than any miracles in 2000 years.
Luckily, since Landon is most likely as magical as a quiet night in the infirmary, the matter is moot for any of us who aren't quite as rabidly gullible, but the point remains that this biased view of all supernaturalism is profoundly idiotic.
5/5/2011 7:27:26 AM
#1285805
nazani14
Millions and millions of people from several generations have used electric lights, not realizing that Thomas Alva Edison was an (dun dunh DUNH)...atheist! Talk about masquerading as an angel of light!
ThrowItUp - hairballs?
5/5/2011 8:01:39 AM
#1285811
Brendan Rizzo
Oh for the love of God... how could this actor have been drawing people to occultism is very few people actually knew what he believed? It doesn't make sense! And this isn't even getting into all your other craziness.
@ New Hope:
Wow... just, wow.
@ nazani14:
You win an Internet, good sir.
5/5/2011 8:16:34 AM
#1285816
Bryan729
ThrowItUp is what people did after reading this shit.
5/5/2011 8:26:23 AM
#1285821
TGRwulf
"Those who knew Landon claimed he had supernatural abilities that are common to occultists"
Um, citation needed.
5/5/2011 8:43:05 AM
#1285827
If you can see Satan in Little House on the Prairie you've been hitting the acid too hard mate.
5/5/2011 8:48:36 AM
#1285830
Winston
"Look like a lamb yet speak as a dragon"? Seriously? Are you trying to write a teen fantasy novel? Or has your language finally become as archaic as your beliefs?
5/5/2011 9:00:03 AM
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