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Is everyone here really this blind? We conveniently kill Bin Laden the night before Orly Taitz (finally after 2.5 years) conducts oral arguments in court about Obama's fake birth certificate and stolen SSN.

And they conveniently never show the body on the news and they conveniently must bury the body within 24 hours due to some obscure ritual and it will be conveniently put in an unmarked grave and he was conveniently shot in the head so the body couldn't be identified (while taking caution not to cause harm to women and children) LMFAO.

If you people can't see that this was all staged to distract from Obama being tried in court for treason the very same day, well then this country deserves everything it gets.

David, Moonbattery 33 Comments [5/5/2011 3:30:37 AM]
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Lizuka

For one thing, even if he had stolen somebody's identity - big if - that wouldn't be considered treason. For another... I'm sure someone could invent time travel and take you people to see Obama being born and then through every stage of his growth and you would insist they just went through building a mock-up of Hawaii in Kenya or some stupid shit.

5/5/2011 4:49:46 AM

Passerby

You may be overestimating the man's competence if you're truly suggesting he whacked a guy nobody could FIND for ten years as a hastily constructed distraction.

5/5/2011 4:50:22 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

What difference does it make to you if the photos are released or not? You'd just claim that they were photoshopped.

For example, Obama released his birth certificate. How did you respond to that again?

5/5/2011 4:54:09 AM

SeekerLancer

Orly Taitz is still even around?

And you wouldn't believe Bin Laden was killed if we dumped his body on your porch just like you wouldn't believe his birth certificate was real if we took you back in a time machine to show you it being filled out.

5/5/2011 5:22:25 AM

Table Rock

Orly Taitz is a psycho who does nothing but whine about elections that don't go the way she wants. How far off the beaten path do you have to be for the Tea Parties to blacklist you and Bill O'Reilly to call you crazy?

5/5/2011 6:18:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

Wait, when has Obama ever been charged with treason? I'd think that would have made the news but I don't ever remember seeing anything about it.

I knew it was inevitable that conspiracy theories would pop up around Osama's death. Even if we'd shown it live on prime time TV the conspiracy nuts would say that it was all faked.

5/5/2011 6:19:39 AM



I'm so sorry, but I lost any small idea I might possibly have had of your credibility after you wrote "LMFAO" like an easily amused child.

5/5/2011 7:31:14 AM

nazani14

Birthers are basically saying that
US intelligence is incompetent. Like **every other elected official** who needs access to classified material, Senator Obama had to provide documentation of all foreign travel and contacts. Agents in field offices all over the US and overseas went out to interview people who taught him, lived near him, and otherwise knew him in each of the many locations where he resided. Show me ANY document - bank withdrawal, ship or plane logs, customs records from any of the several countries Ann Obama would have traveled through to reach Kenya in 1961, or STFU.

5/5/2011 7:43:23 AM



I love Moonbattery. The site's name is a stab at "crazy liberals" but some of the most startlingly insane stuff on this site comes from there.

Also nobody cares about the birther retards and their non-argument about where Obama was born. Actually believing anything people like Taitz say involves looking past a lot of hard proof to the contrary, not to mention enormous suspension of disbelief, so it makes sense that it's a hit with a bunch of people who think that anthropogenic climate change is an NWO hoax, evolution is something something the gays, the reason the economy is floundering is because taxes are too high, and that people in countries with "socialized medicine" die while waiting in line to have hatchets lodged in their heads removed.

5/5/2011 8:22:54 AM

Lucilius

If we had a victory every time Orly Taitz said something stupid, the U.S. would be ruling the galaxy by now.

5/5/2011 8:44:23 AM



So what is it, was bin Laden shot to cover up for Obama's not being American? Was it to allow the Communists to begin the takeover of America? Was it to allow the NWO to stir up trouble in Saudi Arabia? Was it Satan poking his nose into our affairs for his own infernal reasons? All these reasons are getting confusing and everyone can prove that the date was significant to their pet theory. I ask you David, because you apparently have your eyes wide open, unlike all of us blind people.

I wonder though, couldn't it just maybe be that he was a wanted terrorist and murderer, and the US found him, and then shot him. They had been looking for him for a while. Because of the aforementioned murdering and terrorist activity? Could it be that simple? Or do simple answers not satisfy your need to twist everything into an action against you?

5/5/2011 9:24:12 AM

thatotherguy

I knew this was coming. I could just see it coming a mile away. I knew that the same people who would believe the "birther" theory would claim that Bin Laden didn't actually die. And that means that when they are shown a picture of Bin Laden dead, they still won't believe it.

I kinda get the feeling that the President is milking these little conspiracy theories in order to get more support because when he shows proof of what he's done he makes the people who claimed he was lying look pretty stupid (especially when they continue to claim he's lying).

5/5/2011 2:03:54 PM

Papabear

Moonbatshitery

5/5/2011 2:53:16 PM

WickedWitch


5/5/2011 4:00:39 PM

Skatepunk

"While taking caution not to cause harm to women and children"

You missed the part when an innocent woman died because one of Bin Laden's men used her as a human shield.

5/5/2011 5:10:40 PM

Sceptre

Maddow said it on The Daily Show a few days ago: the fact that people think bin Laden is a distraction to the "real" birth certificate issue says a lot about the birther movement.

5/5/2011 8:33:50 PM

lisamariefan

Gotta love the paranoia of conspiracy theorists.

5/5/2011 9:10:07 PM

Tempus



Is there anything...anything at all...that Obama could say or do that would finally convince you and the people like you that he's actually a US citizen?

I mean, since the job is slightly more important than that of, say, a fry cook at your local Waffle House (not to denigrate such a fine eatery, since I've had many a 3:30am plate of their delicious hash browns, scattered all the way), don't you think they'd actually conduct a series of background and security checks to make certain of his eligibility for the presidency before allowing him to take office? Do you actually think that they'd give the enemies of the United States that kind of ammunition to use against us?

I suspect the problem isn't so much that you and those like you think he's ineligible, it's that refuse to accept the fact that he's president at all. And you've been in s state of frothing, twitching denial for the past 3 years about it. And you're willing to listen to anyone, no matter how barking-mad they are, if it validates your absolute refusal to accept the reality in which you live.

5/5/2011 11:22:33 PM

Raised by Horses

"Is there anything...anything at all...that Obama could say or do that would finally convince you and the people like you that he's actually a US citizen?"

Short answer: No.

These people have already decided what the conclusion is, and are now merely sifting to find whatever evidence they can, however weak, to prop up said conclusion. It is the same with people of a non-rational mindset everywhere.

5/6/2011 4:13:01 AM



In birther world, Obama's ineligibility for the office of the President starts with his skin tone.

Seriously if his name was Bob Smith and he had lighter skin you'd probably hear far less bullshit about this. Look at Nikki Haley, teabag pinup girl and governor of North Carolina's shirtless redneck neighbor, South Carolina. Her birth name is Nimrata Nikki Randhawa Haley and both of her parents are Indian Sikh immigrants. She looks quite Anglo and, as already established, chooses to go by something far more pleasant to backwoods ears. Startlingly, I'm not sure if anybody has asked to see the birth certificate. I wonder why that could be?

5/6/2011 8:56:09 AM

aaa

Nothing is sufficient for you guys.

5/6/2011 12:10:44 PM



I work in a British mental hospital and regularly talk to patients with paranoid delusions. You don't wind up as a patient in such a place unless you are pretty unwell. Nonetheless most of those I meet cope with reality rather better than this guy. WHAT IS IT WITH THE USA that people like him aren't on strong medication? Don't just laugh at him, ask in all seriousness what's wrong with your country that it does not see such people as clinically, certifiably insane and treat them as such?

5/7/2011 2:57:50 AM



Of course, couldn't it be that they don't want to provoke his followers and start unintentionally another 9/11?. Nope, it's always a conspiracy.

5/7/2011 10:41:45 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Obama was never tried in court for treason. You are an idiot.

5/7/2011 1:39:05 PM

Tempus

@#1286515: You can probably thank Reagan for that. The mental health system was defunded back in the early 1980s and forced to turn out thousands of mentally-ill and unstable people.

It all just sort of ballooned from there.

5/7/2011 6:12:48 PM
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