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#1285653
Rapax Pringer
And yet if this happened when Bush was still in office, you'd cheer for Bush.
... What the hell kind of standards are those?
And really, if we're going to talk about evil, Osama >>>>>>>>>>(insert unscalable wall here)>>>>>>>>>> Obama
5/5/2011 3:42:12 AM
#1285656
Doctor Whom
I hope this doesn't sound too cynical
"Cynical" isn't the word for which you're looking.
5/5/2011 3:45:46 AM
#1285659
LAchlan
You're clearly off your nut.
5/5/2011 3:49:39 AM
#1285660
According to the Bible, authority is God-given, not Satan-given. But, being on Rapture Ready, you should know that, shouldn’t you BAF?
5/5/2011 3:53:33 AM
#1285665
Of course God loves all the people he sacrifices to prove his might...
5/5/2011 4:15:02 AM
#1285673
Horus IX
Wow. Satan plays Chess!? Awesome! Does he play Yu-Gi-Oh! too?
5/5/2011 4:24:31 AM
#1285674
Cid Highwind
And if this had happened while Bush was president, you would be praising your gawd now for making this possible.
5/5/2011 4:37:17 AM
#1285676
Veras_the_Brujah
My second thought after I heard that bin Laden was killed was, 'This is going to be a good month on FSTDT. The crazies are going to come out of the woodwork between this and Obama's birth certificate.'
This is exactly the kind of thing I meant.
5/5/2011 4:45:37 AM
#1285677
arctic knight
If bin Laden wasn't killed during Obama's term in office, then Obama would have been labeled a failure. Since bin Laden was killed during Obama's term in office (something that didn't happen in Bush's two terms), then is some sort of conspiracy to destroy America. You idiots would complain about anything. Obama could singlehandedly usher in peace and prosperity for our country and you would somehow find it an act of evil.
5/5/2011 4:45:50 AM
#1285686
Mister Spak
I hope this doesn't sound too cynical but I have the feeling that you are paranoid schizophrenic.
5/5/2011 4:57:35 AM
#1285692
Jesus Klingon
This is beyond wingnut. We're in uncharted territory.
5/5/2011 5:00:58 AM
#1285697
dionysus
I hope this doesn't sound too cynical
Cynical? Nah. There's another 'c' word I'm looking for here to describe it.
I have the feeling that Satan gave up Osama to help Obama get re-elected
If anything Satan made Sarah Palin decide to join the race for President to help Obama get re-elected and you morons are going to vote for her in the primaries just because she's not "One-a dem dere edumacated elitists!" and thinks that Fred Flintstone was a historical figure.
Satan has no love for those he uses if he can accomplish a greater evil by sacrificing a pawn he would do so in a heartbeat.
Wait, Obama is a GREATER evil than Osama? Tell that to the families of the victims of 9/11. Go on, jackass, it'll be the last time you ever speak.
5/5/2011 5:20:24 AM
#1285701
SeekerLancer
So then once again Satan is greater than your god. Nothing new here.
5/5/2011 5:28:47 AM
#1285704
gay deist
you don't sound too cynical, you sound racist
5/5/2011 5:35:43 AM
#1285705
Oh, its not cynical. Whatever else it might be, cynical is not it. Trust me on that.
5/5/2011 5:36:06 AM
#1285706
Mr Blur
Cynical? No.
Unbelievably deluded, ignorant and stupid, yes.
5/5/2011 5:36:49 AM
#1285711
We know God has no love for those he uses if he can garner a greater number of simple-minded lackeys by sacrificing a Son he would do so in a heartbeat.
FTFY
5/5/2011 5:46:07 AM
#1285712
Table Rock
So was this God's justice or Satan's double-cross? Make up your damn minds already so I know how best to mock you.
5/5/2011 5:49:16 AM
#1285718
Zeus Almighty
Yeah, that sounds exactly like something Satan would do. If he, you know, actually existed and wasn't just a character in a crappy book.
5/5/2011 5:54:58 AM
#1285722
Orion
If Obama brought world peace and ended poverty you would still complain that it was some kind of satanic plot to lull believers into following a false messiah or some shit.
5/5/2011 5:56:05 AM
#1285723
Raised by Horses
No, that doesn't sound cynical. Squirrel-nut-zipper crazy, yes, but hardly cynical.
@Horus IX
How philistine! We all know Satan only plays Go.
5/5/2011 5:57:02 AM
#1285727
Doubting Thomas
I guess I've evolved as an atheist, because I find the idea of actually believing in Satan as completely silly and childish. Kind of like believing in the boogeyman.
And you misspelt "cynical." The word you want is spelt "crazy."
@Horus IX
I hear that Satan has a FIDE rating of around 2500, so he must be pretty good.
5/5/2011 5:57:25 AM
#1285729
Xotan
It doesn't at all sound cynical. It sounds gloating and sick.
5/5/2011 5:58:42 AM
#1285734
nutbunny
But Satan's not real
5/5/2011 6:02:54 AM
#1285752
StoneSpiral
These people will never be happy will they?
5/5/2011 6:31:49 AM
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