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[Re: Death of Osama]

I hope this doesn't sound too cynical but I have the feeling that Satan gave up Osama to help Obama get re-elected. We know Satan has no love for those he uses if he can accomplish a greater evil by sacrificing a pawn he would do so in a heartbeat.

BAF, RR 89 Comments [5/5/2011 3:32:44 AM]
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Rapax Pringer

And yet if this happened when Bush was still in office, you'd cheer for Bush.

... What the hell kind of standards are those?

And really, if we're going to talk about evil, Osama >>>>>>>>>>(insert unscalable wall here)>>>>>>>>>> Obama

5/5/2011 3:42:12 AM

Doctor Whom

I hope this doesn't sound too cynical

"Cynical" isn't the word for which you're looking.

5/5/2011 3:45:46 AM

LAchlan

You're clearly off your nut.

5/5/2011 3:49:39 AM



According to the Bible, authority is God-given, not Satan-given. But, being on Rapture Ready, you should know that, shouldn’t you BAF?

5/5/2011 3:53:33 AM



Of course God loves all the people he sacrifices to prove his might...

5/5/2011 4:15:02 AM

Horus IX

Wow. Satan plays Chess!? Awesome! Does he play Yu-Gi-Oh! too?

5/5/2011 4:24:31 AM

Cid Highwind

And if this had happened while Bush was president, you would be praising your gawd now for making this possible.

5/5/2011 4:37:17 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

My second thought after I heard that bin Laden was killed was, 'This is going to be a good month on FSTDT. The crazies are going to come out of the woodwork between this and Obama's birth certificate.'

This is exactly the kind of thing I meant.

5/5/2011 4:45:37 AM

arctic knight

If bin Laden wasn't killed during Obama's term in office, then Obama would have been labeled a failure. Since bin Laden was killed during Obama's term in office (something that didn't happen in Bush's two terms), then is some sort of conspiracy to destroy America. You idiots would complain about anything. Obama could singlehandedly usher in peace and prosperity for our country and you would somehow find it an act of evil.

5/5/2011 4:45:50 AM

Mister Spak

I hope this doesn't sound too cynical but I have the feeling that you are paranoid schizophrenic.

5/5/2011 4:57:35 AM

Jesus Klingon

This is beyond wingnut. We're in uncharted territory.

5/5/2011 5:00:58 AM

dionysus

I hope this doesn't sound too cynical

Cynical? Nah. There's another 'c' word I'm looking for here to describe it.

I have the feeling that Satan gave up Osama to help Obama get re-elected

If anything Satan made Sarah Palin decide to join the race for President to help Obama get re-elected and you morons are going to vote for her in the primaries just because she's not "One-a dem dere edumacated elitists!" and thinks that Fred Flintstone was a historical figure.

Satan has no love for those he uses if he can accomplish a greater evil by sacrificing a pawn he would do so in a heartbeat.

Wait, Obama is a GREATER evil than Osama? Tell that to the families of the victims of 9/11. Go on, jackass, it'll be the last time you ever speak.

5/5/2011 5:20:24 AM

SeekerLancer

So then once again Satan is greater than your god. Nothing new here.

5/5/2011 5:28:47 AM

gay deist

you don't sound too cynical, you sound racist

5/5/2011 5:35:43 AM



Oh, its not cynical. Whatever else it might be, cynical is not it. Trust me on that.

5/5/2011 5:36:06 AM

Mr Blur

Cynical? No.
Unbelievably deluded, ignorant and stupid, yes.

5/5/2011 5:36:49 AM



We know God has no love for those he uses if he can garner a greater number of simple-minded lackeys by sacrificing a Son he would do so in a heartbeat.

FTFY

5/5/2011 5:46:07 AM

Table Rock

So was this God's justice or Satan's double-cross? Make up your damn minds already so I know how best to mock you.

5/5/2011 5:49:16 AM

Zeus Almighty

Yeah, that sounds exactly like something Satan would do. If he, you know, actually existed and wasn't just a character in a crappy book.

5/5/2011 5:54:58 AM

Orion

If Obama brought world peace and ended poverty you would still complain that it was some kind of satanic plot to lull believers into following a false messiah or some shit.

5/5/2011 5:56:05 AM

Raised by Horses

No, that doesn't sound cynical. Squirrel-nut-zipper crazy, yes, but hardly cynical.

@Horus IX

How philistine! We all know Satan only plays Go.

5/5/2011 5:57:02 AM

Doubting Thomas

I guess I've evolved as an atheist, because I find the idea of actually believing in Satan as completely silly and childish. Kind of like believing in the boogeyman.

And you misspelt "cynical." The word you want is spelt "crazy."

@Horus IX
I hear that Satan has a FIDE rating of around 2500, so he must be pretty good.

5/5/2011 5:57:25 AM

Xotan

It doesn't at all sound cynical. It sounds gloating and sick.

5/5/2011 5:58:42 AM

nutbunny

But Satan's not real

5/5/2011 6:02:54 AM

StoneSpiral

These people will never be happy will they?

5/5/2011 6:31:49 AM
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