Home Archives Random Quotes Latest Comments Top 100 Submit Quote Search Log In

Quote# 81077

Now back to that communal shower. It’s no secret that men are generally much more susceptible to sexual arousal through visual stimuli than are most women. Many gays will deny that this is the case with them, but why then is the Internet saturated with gay porn? I don’t claim to be a Constitutional law scholar on a par with President Obama, but shouldn’t the overwhelmingly straight warriors who answer their county’s call be spared the indignity of showering with other men who achieve lascivious enjoyment from the sight of those lithe naked bodies, and who may be tempted to seek more than the view? They are, after all, guys. If a Constitutional right to privacy that guarantees access to abortionists can be summoned from thin air, certainly the prohibition against involuntary servitude should prevent unwilling heterosexual men from providing beefcake parades without their informed consent, at least penumbrally.

Joe Rehyansky, The Daily Caller 164 Comments [5/5/2011 3:34:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 80
Submitted By: SaynaTheSpiffy
WTF?! || meh
Username:
Comment:



1 2 3 4 5 7
Doctor Whom

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

5/5/2011 3:39:27 AM

mefamwee

Ummm no, men are not more susceptible to sexual arousal through visual stimuli. It just seems that way because women who are open about their sexuality are seen as whores in this society, and therefore don't admit that they are just as turned on by porn as men are.

5/5/2011 3:45:32 AM

...

The internet has more gay porn than lesbian porn?

5/5/2011 3:49:26 AM

Matante

He must know what he's talking about, he reviewed as much of the online gay porn as physically possible before writing this!

5/5/2011 4:07:18 AM



Saturated with gay porn? Try porn in general.

Also, as a member of the gender who is often told that wearing low shirts or short skirts will cause the other to rape me, your "beefcake parade" plight earns you no sympathy.

5/5/2011 4:10:52 AM

meh

How do you know the internet is saturated with gay porn?
It seems homophobes think about gay sex more often than my Gay friends do!! Poor repressed idiots I almost feel sorry for them......Almost.
@ #1285664......Amen!!

5/5/2011 4:16:10 AM

arctic knight

1) How do you know so much about gay porn? Are you spending a lot of time looking for it?

2) If the straight guy is that worried about someone looking at him, then he shouldn't voluntarily sign up to be put in that kind of environment.

5/5/2011 4:40:50 AM

ChaosQuaker

"why then is the Internet saturated with gay porn"
This implies that at some point, a theoretically anti-gay person went online to see if there was a bunch of gay porn there.

5/5/2011 4:50:28 AM

Mister Spak

"why then is the Internet saturated with gay porn?"

A better question is why are you homophobes so focused on lascivious enjoyment from the sight of those lithe naked bodies, ?

5/5/2011 4:56:23 AM

Passerby

It's not that we're more susceptible, we just can't hide it very well or basically don't even bother trying.

You seem entirely unconcerned with the idea you're being eyed up as meat by the opposite gender every time you walk outside of your house. True, you're wearing clothes but that doesn't stop the fantasies now does it? And as you said, what's to stop them from wanting something more? Oh, right. The fact that they can control themselves. Your fears operate on the assumption that everyone finds you overwhelmingly attractive which is wishful thinking.

Teh gayz have gone this long without raping us all on sight, I don't see what you expect will change now that you're actually paying attention.

5/5/2011 4:57:44 AM

Whitespirit

"men who achieve lascivious enjoyment from the sight of those lithe naked bodies"

Methinks there is something you want to talk about Joe.

5/5/2011 5:02:11 AM

gay deist

there is more straight porn than gay porn

because there is a larger audience

5/5/2011 5:20:29 AM

SeekerLancer

You know what happens when I don't search for gay porn on the Internet? I don't find it. I think you have something to tell us, Joe.

5/5/2011 5:26:58 AM

LabRat

Gays have always been in the military. Those communal showers too. The only thing that changes is guys will now KNOW and be able to wait till that icky nasty bad homosexual trooper is out of the shower before they can modestly shower.

5/5/2011 5:35:30 AM

quinky

Ah, back to the ol' Muslim argument "women must not tempt males or they cannot help themselves! They WILL rape them!"

5/5/2011 5:37:08 AM

dionysus

the Internet saturated with gay porn...
lascivious enjoyment from the sight of those lithe naked bodies...
providing beefcake parades

Yeah, it's a good thing you're totally not gay. Ted Haggard and Larry Craig just want you to know that they've got your back.

5/5/2011 5:38:31 AM

Daz

I have to wonder how long he paused dreamily, after typing "lithe naked bodies."

5/5/2011 5:40:27 AM

Pilotess

wow, this makes me wanna join the military .... *sigh*

5/5/2011 5:50:42 AM

Doubting Thomas

Usually the only time men shower together is during basic training, and then you usually have so much going on that you don't think about sex that much. In fact, that's how the whole "saltpeter in the drinking water" urban legend started, because guys are usually too stressed to think about sex and get an erection.

5/5/2011 5:51:03 AM

Zeus Almighty

Military recruiter to Joe Rehyansky: "For the hundreth time, no. We don't accept 400-pound closet cases. I don't care how much you fantasize about showering with lithe naked bodies."

P.S. There's more heterosexual porn online than gay porn, being that heterosexuals make up 90-plus percent of the population.
You'd know that if all your porn searches didn't include the words "huge gay cocks."

5/5/2011 5:51:14 AM

Moondog

Although I'm sure there's gay porn on the Internet, I've never gone looking. You, however, seem to be an expert. And what does that tell us?

5/5/2011 5:55:33 AM

Xotan

"Now back to that communal shower."


---Oh goodie! An invitation!


"It’s no secret that men are generally much more susceptible to sexual arousal through visual stimuli than are most women."

---So?


"Many gays will deny that this is the case with them,"

---You have interviewed all gays on this?


"but why then is the Internet saturated with gay porn?"

---And straight porn and paedophile and BDSM etc, etc. So what is your point?

"I don’t claim to be a Constitutional law scholar on a par with President Obama,"

---If you did, I wouldn't believe you nayway.

"...but shouldn’t the overwhelmingly straight warriors who answer their county’s call be spared the indignity of showering with other men who achieve lascivious enjoyment from the sight of those lithe naked bodies,

--- Fapping already?

"...and who may be tempted to seek more than the view? "

---Ah, your dark secret is out. Take yourself in hand at once!


"They are, after all, guys."

---And gals too! Strange you missed out on this. But them perhaps gals are not of interest.

"If a Constitutional right to privacy that guarantees access to abortionists can be summoned from thin air, certainly the prohibition against involuntary servitude should prevent unwilling heterosexual men from providing beefcake parades without their informed consent, at least penumbrally."

---Do you really mean 'penumbrally'? It's a choice of word that is not quite appropriate, and points towards what you may really have in mind.

Try not to be such a prat!


5/5/2011 5:57:05 AM

nutbunny

but why then is the Internet saturated with gay porn?

It's saturated with mainly straight porn.

5/5/2011 6:00:54 AM

Raised by Horses

"(insert name here)...is completely heterosexual!", vol. 321543

5/5/2011 6:02:24 AM

Musicalbookworm

You seem to know an awful lot about group showers and gay porn...

5/5/2011 6:12:57 AM
1 2 3 4 5 7