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The 'Opinion' Award

Since it's his opinion, it can't be wrong... right?

Quote# 81092

IN MY HONEST OPINION, Osama bin laden or his physical equivalent was convinced to assume room temperature within the past week or weeks. It has been opined (and I agree) that Mr. bin laden was of little use or significance to Al Queda or anyone else for the past seven or eight years. The Muslim Brotherhood, whether anyone here agrees or not, has an ally in our White House, therefore, the Muslim Brotherhood would like to see their ally reside in that White House for another four year term. Mr. bin laden, having outlived his usefulness to the Al Queda "cause", could enhance their ally's standing with the American public (at least the more gullible, and let's face it, the more stupid ones) were they to "serve up" Mr. bin laden or his physical equivalent, and as they say in Hollywood, " IT"S SHOWTIME!"
Some would query as to why this would occur at this time. The answer is much simpler that some would think. First of all, the dog and pony show that Mr. Trump entertained us with, totally backfired when the "birth certificate" they put forward was such a disasterous failure, it made the Obama regime look like the amatures they are, so something had to be done to deflect the national interest, and secondly, it had a chance of a win-win situation for Obama if not only were the national interest shifted away from his lack of eligibility to be POTUS, but it would enhance his approval rating to some extent.
But, like I said before, this is MY honest opinion.



Delta Dart guy, Liberty Dwells 19 Comments [5/6/2011 3:30:19 AM]
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#1286075
Rommon

In my 'honest' (read, correct) opinion, you're full of it.

5/6/2011 4:04:01 AM
#1286077
cdcdrr

My honest opinion is that you need to start looking at facts instead of listening to what Glenn Beck has to say.

5/6/2011 4:06:47 AM
#1286086
Lizuka

IN MY HONEST OPINION, if you take that stupid habit of assigning a Mr. in front of everybody's name to the point of using it for freaking bin Laden, you're an idiot.

And that's saying nothing of the mountains of stupidity hat follow.

5/6/2011 4:22:07 AM
#1286146
nutbunny

It should be Humble Opinion, not Honest. Others do not need to know how much of a lie your exclamations are.

5/6/2011 6:26:44 AM
#1286179
Jezeus

Huh? What a load of shit!

5/6/2011 7:26:27 AM
#1286197
Doubting Thomas

No, the release of the birth certificate made Trump & all the afterbirthers look like stupid morons, especially those who still insist that Obama isn't an American citizen.

Secondly, if he were going to fake killing Bin Laden to get a boost in the polls, why not do it next summer when the campaign is in full swing? You know, don't give people a chance to forget about it. I personally would have done it in September or October.

5/6/2011 7:46:31 AM
#1286218


Clearly Obama has not heard of the concept of an "October surprise".

5/6/2011 8:01:41 AM
#1286247
Dr. Killjoy

Sure, makes sense.

...Oh wait, no it doesn't.

5/6/2011 9:00:15 AM
#1286300


In my humble opinion, Mr Delta Dart guy has a metric fuckton of gall referring to "the American public" as gullible and stupid. Considering that he has swallowed the birther spiel, the Obama is a Muslim baloney and apparently some other conspiracy guff regarding bin Laden I think (but only in my opinion) that we can safely say "hypocrisy, thy name is Mr Delta Dart guy".


5/6/2011 11:29:04 AM
#1286314
aaa

Eh, ain't half bad. Seen worse.

5/6/2011 12:16:28 PM
#1286390
Anon

And that's how you get people to follow you. By pretending to be humble and saying "But that's just me." Glenn Beck uses it all the time.

5/6/2011 4:35:04 PM
#1286593


My honest opinion is that you should accept that a black man is in the white house and that a white, Middle Eastern one and citizen of one of the strongest allies of Washington in the Middle East IS a terrorist. Get over it.

5/7/2011 11:03:26 AM
#1286602


If you're right, Obama should have waited until 9/11 this year before killing Osama... killing the guy who orchestrated 9/11 on the 10th anniversary of said attack would have had an insane effect. (and would have been the end of the political career for all those who pander to the Birthers)

But then... that does assume you're right...

5/7/2011 11:21:07 AM
#1287045


As they say, opinions are like assholes: everyone's got one.

5/8/2011 1:22:37 PM
#1287163
vaiyt

"Your opinion" doesn't change the facts. So, yes, it is irrelevant in this context.

5/8/2011 9:24:10 PM
#1287183
RevDG

so what? opinions are like assholes.
if you have no fucking evidence STFU.

the only people who think the BC is fake are morons looking for a reason to deny it, the fact is everyone who has attempted to show it is fake has shown they don't know jack about pdf files.

5/9/2011 1:24:44 AM
#1287471
vtcommie

Delta Dart guy......

Best in Show!!!!
1st prize! Blue ribbon....

5/9/2011 4:30:54 PM
#1287762
Tempus

So your "honest opinion" is that Obama presented bin Laden's death, one of the primary goals of our military's activities in the middle east over the past decade, as a distraction from the real issue--the all-important one of whether or not Obama is a real US citizen, the most important issue of our time. Okay.

You are absolutely bugfuck insane, and so are those like you. There is no reasoning with you.

5/10/2011 4:36:12 PM
#1301049
J. James

What, exactly, has Obama done to win Moslem affection? Start another war with a Moslem country? Ramp up bombings and drone strikes in neutral countries and in Iraq and Afganistan? Orchestrate the swift assassination of Osama bin Laden under the nose of the Pakistani military elite? Breaking his promise to close Guantanimo Bay, where Islamists are imprisoned? Install nude scanners and initiate full body inspections at airports? Endorse now-deposed Middle Eastern dictators? Commission new blimps that will provide absolute and total surveillance everything within hundreds of square miles from on high for weeks at a time? Hell, even their political ideologies are at odds.

One allowed gays openly into the armed services, leads a rational, secular democracy, believes in equal rights for women, is an infidel(despite what teabaggers would have you believe), is center-left politically, and whose country is known by them to be the "great Satan."

On the other hand are the ignorant, tribalistic Theocrats that have a disturbing and completely alien compulsion to explode. They'd fall off the map if they were more politically and ideologically right-wing, hate women, kill Christians, gays, moderate-progressive moslems, and basically anyone not them. And yet, somehow, they absolutely loooove each other, according to the Tea Partiers.

Something just doesn't add up here...

6/18/2011 6:58:02 PM
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