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A poker game has hands. A watch has hands. A person has hands. Therefore all must share a common ancestor, right? That's inductive reasoning.
[10/13/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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You are an idiot!
10/13/2005 7:52:52 PM
You can't be serious.
10/13/2005 8:16:57 PM
that post just made my day. That wins the all time cutest post ever award.
10/13/2005 9:03:06 PM
To be fair they all do have a common ancestor. Humans created both poker and wathces, so even though this is an idiotic post there is some truth in it.
10/14/2005 1:27:36 AM
The new format seems kind of weird to me. I suppose I'll get used to it soon.
10/14/2005 2:55:05 AM
Quote Dr. Evil \"It's a homonym\".
10/14/2005 4:49:42 PM
I stand corrected. Nevertheless, I got it wrong anyway. They could be construed as homographs, not homonyms. But that blows my whole Dr. Evil thing.
10/15/2005 12:02:13 AM
Just to clarify, this is actually something explained by \"convergent evolution\". Just like how birds and mammals both have 4 chamber hearts, but the most recent common ancestor they have actually had a 3 chamber heart.
10/26/2005 1:18:38 AM
I have a brian, a monkey has a brain, and a fish has a brain. So they must all share a common ancestor.
But you don't have a brain. So where the hell did you come from?
10/26/2005 3:28:08 AM
Wow.. So by the same logic you, a colostomy bag, and a toilet share a common ancestor as you are both full of...
I would imagine linguistics would be beyond someone of this reasoning capacity. And I'm right!
10/31/2005 6:04:10 PM
Brilliant? This person's either got a great sense of sarcasm or is profoundly clueless...
11/30/2005 7:30:58 AM
Yeah, real brilliant
2/12/2006 11:18:27 PM
The first two things where made by people with their hands.
12/5/2006 4:44:10 PM
Is this some kind of joke?
1/22/2007 12:27:49 AM
That actually is kind of cute.
1/22/2007 1:38:33 AM
Not morphologically, similar, though.
2/29/2008 4:29:38 PM
THEY'RE NOT THE SAME! NOTHING YOU SAY WILL EVER CHANGE THAT!!
2/29/2008 4:30:26 PM
How adorable. Like a child thinking cows can jump over the moon because they heard it in a rhyme.
2/29/2008 4:32:03 PM
I hope brilliantLiberal is an active forum member. He shows lots of potential.
2/29/2008 5:27:29 PM
A poker game has hands. A watch has hands. A person has hands. Therefore all of them must have been made by a watchmaker, right ??
2/29/2008 5:47:07 PM
This new learning amazes me... Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
2/29/2008 8:18:23 PM
2/29/2008 11:20:08 PM
Argumentum ad semantics? Or is there a proper name for it?
2/29/2008 11:32:27 PM
Etymology != biology.
12/12/2008 5:26:21 AM
a mind far far away
"A poker game has hands. A watch has hands. A person has hands. Therefore all must share a common ancestor, right? That's inductive reasoning."
No, that's ignorance and stupidity.
12/12/2008 6:22:54 AM