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(Michelle Bachmann asks God to anoint her upcoming bid for president)

Well I’ve let people know that in June I will be making that decision and quite literally I am asking your listeners now to please pray for me and my husband and my team. We’re in the process of planning an office decision; we’re putting our team together. Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together, who those team people will be, that He would bring those people to us. Because it won’t be easy, it will be a very, very difficult fight. But if this is something that the Lord has called us to, He will make a way where there is no way, and so we’re asking for that prayer.

Michelle Bachmann, Right Wing Watch 60 Comments [5/8/2011 4:16:58 AM]
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Pule Thamex

Someone needs to pray to God to beg Him to stop causing random destruction around the world everytime He has a tantrum about me mocking Him.

5/8/2011 4:43:24 AM

rw23

If she isn't even confident of putting an election team together then I don't think she's suited for any public office.

5/8/2011 4:46:40 AM

whatever

If no actual human beings are rallying to your cause... does that not indicate that your entire campaign is a non-starter? Your call for prayers is a denial of defeat.

5/8/2011 5:05:54 AM

Thrutch

Bachmann/Santorum 2012 - and the world shudders

5/8/2011 5:07:12 AM

C_V


actually, Michelle, your god hates you. he'll make a way just so he can humiliate you when people laugh at you and you lose by a landslide.

5/8/2011 5:14:39 AM

Freethinker

Yes,

Pray. Keep praying. Don't do anything else. Especially Nov 2 2012. Pray, pray pray she'll be the next president.

Please. Just that day be as stupid as you'll always are when spouting this drivel all over the place.

5/8/2011 5:17:58 AM

The_L

"And that, class, is why the Democrats won the 2012 election by a landslide."

5/8/2011 5:28:13 AM

Mihangel apYrs

"special anointing" = god's golden shower

5/8/2011 5:33:01 AM

Raised by Horses

My advice: Go back to praying full-time and leave the politics to someone who actually knows what they're doing.

I doubt you'll be hearing that in your prayers, though.

5/8/2011 5:33:07 AM

StoneSpiral

This woman honestly scares me in the upcoming elections.

5/8/2011 6:48:07 AM

Myron T. Philpot

@ Thrutch

Yee gads that's a scary prospect. I'm shuddering now!

5/8/2011 6:54:55 AM

Horsefeathers

"(Michelle Bachmann asks God to anoint her upcoming bid for president)"

Didn't you people claim he was backing McCain and Bimbo Supreme?

You should probably be asking him to "anoint" Obama instead.

"Well I’ve let people know that in June I will be making that decision and quite literally I am asking your listeners now to please pray for me and my husband and my team."

You should be more specific in your requests. Were I of the prayin' persuasion, I don't think you'd like what I prayed for regarding you.

"Ask that the Lord will give us a special anointing on how to put our team together, who those team people will be, that He would bring those people to us."

I'm always confused how you people think that begging and whining incessantly like a spoiled child is supposed to influence your all powerful deity into acquiescing to your demands.

"Because it won’t be easy, it will be a very, very difficult fight."

Nah. Nothing to it. Just ask Palin. All you have to do is stand there, smile and look good while all of the male Republicans drool on their shoes over you. Then you get up there, prattle on about things you don't understand, make statements you can't back up and generally show that you neither know nor care what you're doing.

Then write a book after you lose the election and go on book/lecture tours when you need a spare couple of million dollars.

"But if this is something that the Lord has called us to, He will make a way where there is no way, and so we’re asking for that prayer."

Again, wasn't Gawd supposed to be backing your side the last time around? If he was, why the hell would you want his help this time and if he wasn't, what makes you think he's changed his mind?

5/8/2011 7:09:25 AM

Canadiest

Palin phase 2

Everytime I see Bachmann in the media she's either lying about the democrats, making up shit or trying to wedge religious bills into legislation.

5/8/2011 7:18:23 AM

The Jamo

God can easily be emulated in BASIC. Observe this working example:

10 CLS
20 FOR x = 1 to RND
30 PRINT RND
40 NEXT x
50 END

5/8/2011 8:09:39 AM

WatermelonRat

"Dear Republicans,
Please choose this woman as your candidate for the 2012 election.

-Barack Obama"

5/8/2011 8:21:12 AM



I don't know. If God is omnipotent and the sort, he would have done it by now, don't you think?

5/8/2011 8:33:51 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Pray to God that Michelle Bachmann will get her team together and show just flamingly idiotic the Right-Wing of this country really is.

5/8/2011 8:35:02 AM

Fawful has seen God has a vagina on top of his penis.

To sum this up, this is how it will end:


5/8/2011 8:45:59 AM

Alleyprowler

Since the net result of prayer is indistinguishable from doing nothing, I'm with her on this. Pray your little hearts out, Bachmann supporters!

5/8/2011 9:14:12 AM

Canadia

A prayer for someone without a prayer! Well, as long as nobody votes for you, I guess I'm cool with them praying.

5/8/2011 9:18:41 AM

Doubting Thomas

Just when you thought George W. Bush was too religious...

5/8/2011 9:20:13 AM

Brendan Rizzo

You DARE ask to be anointed, and thus to be equal to Christ? BLASPHEMY!

5/8/2011 9:46:23 AM

whatever

"(Michelle Bachmann asks God to anoint her upcoming bid for president)"

She's not bad looking. If she was a bit younger I'd be happy to watch someone pour oil all over her.

It would certainly give her more presence in the minds of male voters. Mind you, that's not necessarily a good thing.

5/8/2011 10:35:01 AM

dionysus

Prayer is so disingenuous. You ask god for something and then go and do it for yourself anyway. Some faith these people have in him. If they really believed prayer worked then they wouldn't even need campaigns and donations, hell, they wouldn't even have to vote. God would just wag his finger or wiggle his nose and suddenly his candidates would have all the votes they need. Certainly his candidates wouldn't keep losing elections.

5/8/2011 11:02:31 AM

xmx

How these people don't see this as shameless pandering is beyond me

5/8/2011 11:16:39 AM
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