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[On allegations that Osama's death was faked]

I'll go along with that, cry 'Victory' Pull out troops, big parade, Obumer, gets re-elected as Pres. Libral/Lovvie-Left Poster-Boy Hero of the Libral/Lovvie Internationalists, and Libral/Lovvies claim they and there Chosen One, saved western Democracy!!

Simples, in fact its bloody clever, if you think about it, the whole Coalition in this so-called war on Terrorism is getting silly, they no they are facing another Vietnam, and i'm not just talking US here, but Britain, Canada, Auz, and anyone else who's involved, so they pull this, to pull their 'NUTS' out of the Fire, plus all the Coalition members are going bank-crupped pay for this so-called War, so how else are they to save face??

I told you it stunk, and so it does..................

I wouldn't trust what any establishment political or otherwise said, they've never been able to tell the truth in anything, Landing on the Moon? Prove it, pictures on TV? isn't Proof, but i'm getting off subject here, all this is a conveniant set up to save face, Politically and Militariely...................

Harold Godwinsson, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 32 Comments [5/11/2011 7:00:18 AM]
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Myron T. Philpot

First the birthers, and now the deathers...

(With a pinch of mooners thrown in at the end!)

5/11/2011 7:26:28 AM

Ryushikaze

bank-crupped

Yeah, that says basically all that needs to be said.

Unless, of course, "Godwinsson" is a poe. But it could just be an amusing coincidence.

5/11/2011 7:28:32 AM

cdcdrr

I didn't think I'd have to say this to a person from what is called an Anglo-Saxon foundation, but:


5/11/2011 7:48:32 AM

Lucilius

"I wouldn't trust what any establishment political or otherwise said ...."

Hello, Harold, I'm an authority figure. I'm here to tell you that it's dangerous to drink bleach. Do what you will with that statement.

5/11/2011 7:50:34 AM

cdcdrr

deleted for repeat-posting

5/11/2011 9:02:55 AM

Mr. Creazil

You make me [sic]

5/11/2011 9:27:11 AM

Professor Cold Heart

Egad, Harold Godwinson is still alive!? I thought he died in 1066!

Mind you, the arrow in the eye seems to have badly damaged his brain.

5/11/2011 10:06:41 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Typical conspiracy theorist stuff. But of course, if Osama weren't really dead, would his own son be complaining about people celebrating his death? Surely his son would say that he is still alive if he were really still alive.

5/11/2011 10:18:08 AM



However, his mother in law and his children are somehow "grieving" his death...........or they're too gullible indeed.

5/11/2011 11:28:57 AM

Steven Mading

I like the part where he said "<i>but I'm getting off subject here</i>", as if there was some sort of subject to follow in that meandering rant.

5/11/2011 11:52:34 AM

Raised by Horses

"But i'm getting off subject here"

Boy, you been off the subject for so long, you don't even know what 'on the subject' look like any more.

5/11/2011 12:32:53 PM



The best sort of rant is the kind that RANDOMLY capitalizes Either the WHOLE word or Just the First Letter, without any Real organization to it. Then, you need to dramatically change the subject without any real link.

The establishment is always lying. Don't forget, any evidence contrary to what's cooking under your tinfoil hat is false. Mmm... baked potato.

5/11/2011 12:35:51 PM

aaa

This is one of the weirder pidgins i've seen.

5/11/2011 3:44:38 PM

Berny

Another fuckwit that doesn't believe in the moon landings. You want proof? Get yourself a fucking telescope you moron and you'll find your proof in the form of the lunar landers left behind.
As for Osama being killed by Navy SEALS, believe what you will. It's not like anyone with a brain will take you seriously anyway.

5/11/2011 4:54:47 PM

agrf

he got one thuing right this is a vietnam

5/11/2011 6:33:45 PM

Percy Q. Shunn


5/11/2011 8:11:22 PM

FMG

So tempted to start an account called William to annoy Harold Godwinsson.

5/11/2011 10:31:33 PM



Well, dear lunatic(badumtss), they left some equipment up there for Earth-based observatories to measure fluctuations in the Earth-Moon distance.They don't need to prove your idiotic conspiracy theories wrong, because they didn't land up there for you.They did it for science(and a pinch of Cold War urge to prove they were better than them godless commies)

5/12/2011 2:31:10 AM

Matante

Osama is alive on a private island with Elvis and Michael Jackson.

5/12/2011 5:21:06 AM

TheReasonator

With Obama's birth certificate out the "I'm too afraid to admit I don't like that he's black so I'm going to invent a wild conspiracy theory" nuts had to find a new conspiracy theory.

And they look even crazier than before.

These lunatics are handing Obama 2012 on a silver platter.

5/12/2011 5:39:15 AM

Doubting Thomas

I believe that even Obama said that Bin Laden's death doesn't mean the wars are over. I could be wrong. But I've not heard one person say that it's time to have all the troops pack up & come home.

I wouldn't trust what any establishment political or otherwise said, they've never been able to tell the truth in anything

No, it's just that conspiracy theorists have all programmed themselves to automatically believe that news reports of any major world incident are lies with a sinister meaning behind them.

About the only thing that made sense in this rant is the idea of the "war on terror" becoming another Vietnam.

5/12/2011 6:36:46 AM

speccy4i

OK, this is interesting; two conspiracy theories that can be completely debunked the exact same way.

If the moon landing was faked, why didn't the Russians say so? Hell, they could've tried to call it fake anyway in an effort to save face, yet the silence was deafening.

If Osama isn't dead, why isn't he, or one of his supporters, proving it wrong? Why are they calling for retaliation over his death?

If the people with the most to gain from exposing the conspiracy don't do it, that's pretty damning evidence that there is no conspiracy.
Although I'm sure someone would say that the Russians and Osama were in on it.

5/12/2011 12:46:57 PM

vaiyt

Sometimes things are what they are, not a cover-up for something else.

5/13/2011 4:00:52 AM

DevilHunter

bin Laden lives in a fortress inside the moon

5/14/2011 9:47:51 AM

phed

Poe? ('Gowdinson')

5/14/2011 10:34:15 AM
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