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I'm not American, but can I be President?


1. Use my executive powers and declare a state of emergency, enacting special emergency powers.
2. Consolidate the military power under my administration, removing solders that pose a security risk.
3. Deploy troops on the streets to enforce law and order. Curfew would be in acted.
4. Round all up citizens who pose a security threat to the nation, they would be placed under protective custody, for their own well being in camps, jews, non Aryans, communists, homosexuals, people with AID's and other racial disease.
5. Remove Israel from the Map, for good



That's all for now,

1:42 PM, Stormfront  44 Comments [5/17/2011 3:23:21 AM]
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Submitted By: m.g.
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Lpopman

Would these camps include special shower blocks and rows of ovens, you nazi twat?

5/17/2011 3:54:53 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

Adolf, is that you?

5/17/2011 3:56:09 AM

Raised by Horses

Barney Greenway and co. would like a word with you.

5/17/2011 4:17:20 AM

Matante

That's the first time I see a misused apostrophe popping up in the middle of an accronym...
Also "enacted" was spelled right in point 1, and oh so wrong in point 3!

And finally, if you want to put all "non Aryans" of the USA in camps, would you do it the Douglas Adam asylum way?

5/17/2011 4:22:59 AM

Brendan Rizzo

No, you can never, ever be President. Even if it weren't already prohibited by the Constitution, I would not allow you to, and neither would the vast majority of Americans.

I hope you never become the leader of whichever country you live in, because you'd basically become the next Hitler. Die in a fire, please. And do it slowly.

5/17/2011 5:31:23 AM

D Laurier

I oppose the continuing occupation in Palestine as much as any decent person, but there is no way in hell that I'm going to let a stormfronter impose martial law anywhere.
Leave peacefull jews alone. They arent hurting anyone.
Leave peacefull homosexuals alone. They arent hurting anyone.
What the hell is this nonsense about "Aryans"? Arent they all long dead already?

5/17/2011 5:57:03 AM

nutbunny

AID's and other racial disease

Oopsies. Some fuckin' stupid there mate.

5/17/2011 5:57:47 AM

Doubting Thomas

But the Holocaust never happened, right?

5/17/2011 6:49:49 AM

EuropeanLibertarian

You know, those ideas so oddly like fascism.

Actually, to be fair, Fascism sounds less repressive than this guy's ideas.

5/17/2011 7:12:51 AM

Argle Bargle

6. Commit suicide in an underground bunker, surrounded by the ruins of a nation you brought down with your megalomania and hubris.

You left out the last paragraph.

5/17/2011 7:44:59 AM

David

Oh no!

I like how this one started out not so bad. I'm thinking, meh Obama's a Kenyn Muslim, yada yada yada. Tehn it just...flew the coop. It just jumped off the deep end and never came up for air. Truly an excellent piece. I loled

5/17/2011 9:50:36 AM

Mr. Creazil

2. Consolidate the military power under my administration, removing solders that pose a security risk.

Yeah, gotta watch out for those solders!

5/17/2011 10:56:00 AM

Lucilius

That's nice, dear. Now make sure you put your Panzer models back in the toy chest when you're through playing with them.

5/17/2011 11:04:12 AM

aaa

So, you pretty much want to be the next Hitler. Hardly surprising.

5/17/2011 11:20:47 AM



We've all seen a little too much from these people for me to assume sarcasm.

5/17/2011 11:40:36 AM

vaiyt

> I'm not American, but can I be President?

No.

5/17/2011 12:05:56 PM

thatotherguy

1. Use my executive powers and declare a state of emergency, enacting special emergency powers.
US Presidents don't have special emergency powers. Besides, what sort of emergency would you claim?

2. Consolidate the military power under my administration, removing solders that pose a security risk.
You're going to do individual checkups on each soldier in the military? Or are you just going to take out all the "darkies".

3. Deploy troops on the streets to enforce law and order. Curfew would be in acted.
Why? Here's a hint. Police states usually need a pretext to become a police state.

4. Round all up citizens who pose a security threat to the nation, they would be placed under protective custody, for their own well being in camps, jews, non Aryans, communists, homosexuals, people with AID's and other racial disease.
"AID's"? Really? Oh and that's the majority of California you're rounding up. Hitler really is your idol isn't he? As for the "for their own well being" part, let me just say that I seriously doubt it.

5. Remove Israel from the Map, for good
Can't say I'm surprised.

That's all for now
Oh just destroy everything that makes this country in any way liveable? That's all? I was expecting something more drastic [/sarcasm]

5/17/2011 1:25:23 PM



Pule Thamex

I suppose that when you are a useless piece of shit with no redeeming characteristics and have been dragged-up by shambling, moronic, beast things in lieu of decent human parents, then these are the sort of fantasies you splutter about to try and console yourself. At least, that's the impression you give. Round-up and contain all the people who are so superior to you. Superior, specially in a brain-using capacity. Probably, you're no more than a disgruntled storage lump for fired cannon balls.

5/17/2011 2:18:12 PM

Yama the Space Fish

If you get to be president, I'm going to be Leon Czolgosz.

5/17/2011 2:50:02 PM

Chest Rockwell

If you get to be President, I get to be Lee Harvey Oswald.

5/17/2011 8:42:10 PM

DevilsChaplain

If you get to be President then I get to be John Wilkes Booth.

5/17/2011 8:52:52 PM

lisamariefan

Well, to be President, you kind of have to get the popular vote, and considering how much of a wingnut you are, I don't see that happening.

This is of course ignoring the fact that you're not eligible. Yes, I know that's probably your subtle way of saying "Look at me! I'm a twat birther!"

5/17/2011 10:39:20 PM

mathius_dragoon

No, non Americans can't be president.
1. The president can't just up and declare a state of emergency without congressional approval.
2. The president is already the c in chief of the military, there is no centralization needed. But the president does need congressional approval to deploy troops in certain contexts. Also, if some soldiers pose a "security risk" how did they get in the military in the first place.
3. Federal law prohibits the use of military troops as police. Curfew might be possible, but i think it would require a severe state of emergency declared.
4. We did that to Japanese-Americans in WWII, but that would be difficult to get Americans to accept again. There is no such thing as a "racial disease" and anyway about half the things you listed aren't racial categories anyway.
5. Military action against another country needs - you guess it- approval of congress. Wiping out an entire country without damaging nearby countries (not to mention the Palestinians) would be difficult if not impossible, and assuming it doesn't trigger WW3 or worldwide nuclear holocaust, good luck getting any nation on Earth to cooperate with America again.

5/17/2011 11:49:28 PM

CG

"AID's" is a racial disease?!?
Pray tell, when exactly did it begin to affect selectively only the people you don't like??

5/18/2011 1:01:14 AM

Brendan Rizzo

@ mathius_dragoon:

Wait a minute... you're a genius. Think about it; Stormfront is a British website, so the majority of users are probably British or from some other Commonwealth country. 1:42 PM knows that he is forever ineligible to become president of the United States, but he just wants to become one in order to nuke an entire country and permanently destroy the reputation of the USA in the rest of the world! After all, British racists tend to be nostalgic for the British empire, and thus would view Americans as uppity colonials who unjustly stole much of the land area of the British empire. It's only natural that this would be some revenge scheme.

5/18/2011 8:07:11 AM
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