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[Bizarre explanation for how Christianity and evolution cannot coexist]

Light is energy bound up in a circle. That is the true importance of Pi. (Light is also the flaming sword which turns every way)
Life is energy bound up as a double logrithmic spiral. That is the true importance of Phi, and the heart - my avatar.
They are the same energy, treated in two different ways.

First Phi, to create Life. Square root five plus one, divided by two.
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

And God said, Let there be light:
Then Pi to form the energy of Life to provide a particle nature, Substance, for that Life.
A soul is born, and Light IS.
...and there was Light.

Only one, the Son.

Duane Morse, Bibleforums.org 28 Comments [10/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
WTF?! || meh
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Bob

Come again?

10/17/2005 7:53:40 PM

Crosis

The answer to your question, Yahweh, is simple:

It doesn't.

10/17/2005 9:47:43 PM

Darth Wang

WTF....

This should be nominated for something, though I'm not sure what.

10/17/2005 11:21:11 PM

Bob

How about the WITLH? award? (For those that don't know this is the What in the Living Hell? award.)

10/18/2005 2:24:23 AM

Ratman

The Hell?

10/18/2005 12:20:33 PM

TDR

I only know one thing for certain, and that's that I want whatever this guy is smoking.

10/18/2005 5:49:59 PM

llDayo

I'm drawing a blank. Did someone find a point to this guy's post?

10/20/2005 1:13:28 PM

Caphi

What's a logarithmic spiral?

10/20/2005 5:27:28 PM

NonHomogenized

Hmmm. I'm going to guess this guy's on acid. Lots of acid.
\"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. \" - Bill Hicks

10/21/2005 12:32:02 AM

Matt Kimber

My GOD, It's like the TIMECUBE!!!!

11/12/2005 11:20:35 AM

Osiris

Uh....light is made up of paricles called photons.

2/5/2007 2:16:15 AM

Blue Lithium

Not even God has the knowledge to know what THIS person's on about...

2/5/2007 11:42:34 AM

Kevin Klaw


8/18/2008 6:49:14 PM

Anti - Dei

Poe.

Must be...

11/26/2008 5:00:10 PM

Dr. Gus

Is this some kind of new age babble version?

11/26/2008 5:02:19 PM

a mind far far away

Is this some sort of form of Christian Kabbalah?

11/26/2008 5:20:55 PM

szaleniec

Holy non-sequitur, Batman!

11/26/2008 5:23:22 PM

StridentLobster

See, the problem here, Duane, is that your shit's all retarded.

Nominated for the What the Fucking Fuck award; WTFF or WTF^2.

11/26/2008 5:28:02 PM

Mog

Dude, I know a super-fundie named Duane Morse! He's the pastor of my mom's super-fundie church, I think.

So I don't think this is a poe (how many super-fundie Duane Morses can their be?).

EDIT: NM, it's not Duane, it's Dan. My bad.

6/15/2009 1:37:00 AM

Clown

How do you post images, again? I have one really cool to post...

6/15/2009 2:00:43 AM

Clown

<img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/bleach/en/images/f/fd/Ichinosemakiprofilepic.jpg" />

6/15/2009 2:03:06 AM

Table Rock

You forgot to carry the one and divide by zero.

6/15/2009 5:12:37 AM

Grigadil

Stay with the dirty limericks. You have no skill with free verse.

6/15/2009 8:44:50 AM



Lolwut.

9/16/2009 10:12:18 AM



This explains nothing but jibberish and Pi is 3.14 not 3

4/27/2011 4:18:34 AM
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