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How would a single cell organism have a spirit or name animals or realize it was naked?

watcher22, Bibleforums.org 23 Comments [10/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Spaz

How indeed...

10/17/2005 7:35:52 PM

TDR

almost makes you think that, maybe, creation stories are unrealistic....

no, no, it can't be that - it must be that evolution is a lie!

10/17/2005 8:10:18 PM

Blurb

So there's no shame in amoeba porn?

10/17/2005 9:24:12 PM

Crosis

A better question is why you'd think it would need to do any of those things.

10/17/2005 9:43:40 PM

Darth Wang

Stupidity....levels...off....the....charts....can't....stop....talking like....William Shatner....

10/17/2005 11:19:41 PM

Quinn

I distinctly recall there being some amoeba porn in my high school biology textbook. Hot Mitosis action!

10/18/2005 5:14:27 PM

llDayo

ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!

Yes, this post just made me laugh, hehe!

10/20/2005 1:15:18 PM

NonHomogenized

How would being single-celled provide a barrier to an organism having a spirit? Is watcher22 postulating that a spirit has a physical size? Let me get out my microscope... hmmm... that's odd. I don't see any spirits in either the microscopic OR the macroscopic realms...

10/21/2005 12:34:24 AM

Geek

Single cell porn? I think there was a Far Side on that...

4/13/2006 9:41:23 PM

Osiris

It wouldn't. What's your point?

4/8/2007 8:05:43 PM

anti-nonsense

this is ironic considering that this guy probably believes that zygotes have souls.

4/8/2007 8:45:03 PM

BurntBush

I get wood when I see them divide.

4/8/2007 9:04:43 PM

dworkin

You are so thick that you would be considered thick by the ameoba known to his ameoboid friends as \"Thicky\" the ameoba.

So they do have names! So sayeth R.Atkinson and B.Elton.

4/8/2007 10:15:08 PM

Wet Walnuts

What the friggin' hell?!?!

4/9/2007 2:01:07 AM

Brian X

Does it really matter? If the spirit exists, there's no reason a single-celled organism couldn't have one.

4/9/2007 2:12:27 AM

manicdelirium

What the hell was that topic about anyway? I've been trying to figure out how any conversation ( even a fundie one ) could ever warrent a statement about single cell nudety!!! Please if you know enlighten me.

4/9/2007 2:19:05 AM

Mondriani

uh oh. Looks like Watcher22's trumped old Chuck Darwin there. How could I ever have been so blind?....how?

3/1/2008 1:32:20 AM

Alethe

Ow... I never thought I'd feel my neurons holler out their pain at the sheer stupidity of this statement. Where's my special, half-kilogram acetaminophen mega-pill? (Overdose? Not with this whopper!)

3/1/2008 1:56:29 AM

ericm6

thars a pretty bad strawman

4/14/2009 2:41:45 PM

Morrigan

....They don't....

?

4/14/2009 3:35:08 PM

Table Rock

A single-celled snake told it to eat a single-celled apple off of a single-celled tree.

4/14/2009 6:04:41 PM

Ian W

AHA! Take that, Evil-lutionists!

5/17/2009 3:12:05 PM

Moondog

Protozoan porn! Starring Long Flagellum Paramecium! Amoebic fellatio!

5/17/2009 3:18:34 PM
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