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Quote# 8135
How would a single cell organism have a spirit or name animals or realize it was naked?
watcher22,
Bibleforums.org
23 Comments
[10/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
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#2751
Spaz
How indeed...
10/17/2005 7:35:52 PM
#2757
TDR
almost makes you think that, maybe, creation stories are unrealistic....
no, no, it can't be that - it must be that evolution is a lie!
10/17/2005 8:10:18 PM
#2760
Blurb
So there's no shame in amoeba porn?
10/17/2005 9:24:12 PM
#2761
Crosis
A better question is why you'd think it would need to do any of those things.
10/17/2005 9:43:40 PM
#2772
Darth Wang
Stupidity....levels...off....the....charts....can't....stop....talking like....William Shatner....
10/17/2005 11:19:41 PM
#2792
Quinn
I distinctly recall there being some amoeba porn in my high school biology textbook. Hot Mitosis action!
10/18/2005 5:14:27 PM
#2871
llDayo
ROFLMAOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!
Yes, this post just made me laugh, hehe!
10/20/2005 1:15:18 PM
#2909
NonHomogenized
How would being single-celled provide a barrier to an organism having a spirit? Is watcher22 postulating that a spirit has a physical size? Let me get out my microscope... hmmm... that's odd. I don't see any spirits in either the microscopic OR the macroscopic realms...
10/21/2005 12:34:24 AM
#27315
Geek
Single cell porn? I think there was a Far Side on that...
4/13/2006 9:41:23 PM
#204686
Osiris
It wouldn't. What's your point?
4/8/2007 8:05:43 PM
#204719
anti-nonsense
this is ironic considering that this guy probably believes that zygotes have souls.
4/8/2007 8:45:03 PM
#204730
BurntBush
I get wood when I see them divide.
4/8/2007 9:04:43 PM
#204780
dworkin
You are so thick that you would be considered thick by the ameoba known to his ameoboid friends as \"Thicky\" the ameoba.
So they do have names! So sayeth R.Atkinson and B.Elton.
4/8/2007 10:15:08 PM
#204859
Wet Walnuts
What the friggin' hell?!?!
4/9/2007 2:01:07 AM
#204867
Brian X
Does it really matter? If the spirit exists, there's no reason a single-celled organism couldn't have one.
4/9/2007 2:12:27 AM
#204874
manicdelirium
What the hell was that topic about anyway? I've been trying to figure out how any conversation ( even a fundie one ) could ever warrent a statement about single cell nudety!!! Please if you know enlighten me.
4/9/2007 2:19:05 AM
#420500
Mondriani
uh oh. Looks like Watcher22's trumped old Chuck Darwin there. How could I ever have been so blind?....how?
3/1/2008 1:32:20 AM
#420518
Alethe
Ow... I never thought I'd feel my neurons holler out their pain at the sheer stupidity of this statement. Where's my special, half-kilogram acetaminophen mega-pill? (Overdose? Not with this whopper!)
3/1/2008 1:56:29 AM
#939592
ericm6
thars a pretty bad strawman
4/14/2009 2:41:45 PM
#939636
Morrigan
....They don't....
?
4/14/2009 3:35:08 PM
#939709
Table Rock
A single-celled snake told it to eat a single-celled apple off of a single-celled tree.
4/14/2009 6:04:41 PM
#956933
Ian W
AHA! Take that, Evil-lutionists!
5/17/2009 3:12:05 PM
#956940
Moondog
Protozoan porn! Starring Long Flagellum Paramecium! Amoebic fellatio!
5/17/2009 3:18:34 PM
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