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Darwin's theory while interesting, is way off and is in fact missing many links includeing transitional fossils. Scientists are tired of sitting by the swamp waiting for a single cell to emerge from mud that will recreate all life as we know it. It's just not gonna happen period! When i grow some wing's, i'll fly over your house and we can chat about this in person!

NOTW, 123 Christian Forums 8 Comments [10/17/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Spaz

It never ends...

10/17/2005 7:37:16 PM

Blurb

Better grow those wings quick, I'm about to push you out the window.

10/17/2005 9:22:41 PM

Crosis

<<< Scientists are tired of sitting by the swamp waiting for a single cell to emerge from mud that will recreate all life as we know it. It's just not gonna happen period! >>>

Already did. Sorry.

10/17/2005 9:45:11 PM

Darth Wang

Two debunked creationist arguments: There are tons of transitional fossils, and the first lifeform was not a cell, but a self - replicating molecule

10/17/2005 11:17:52 PM

Kimball Khan

You would think that before you can claim something is wrong, you would have to understand it, but I suppose, if you have god on your side...

10/18/2005 4:49:22 AM

Wautd

Ironicly, if he'd actually grew wings, it would be proof against evolution

11/7/2005 7:00:50 PM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Not really, it'd be a proof for bioengineering like in Accelerando (great read BTW)! :)

7/26/2008 3:40:31 AM

Darwin

We don't even need transitional fossils you fundie fuckwits! We have monotremes like the platypus, which have reptilian pelvic girdles, lay leathery eggs like snakes or lizards, have an unrefined internal thermoregulatory system, are covered in fur, and produce milk from subcutaneous glands. A living transitional species wandering alive in Australia!

What am I saying? A fundie probably couldn't find Australia on a map if you opened it to the right page for them.

7/26/2008 4:16:25 AM
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