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Hey - smirk at Trump all you want. But if it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Yeah, I’m serious.

If it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Responsibility2nd, Free Republic 38 Comments [5/19/2011 3:54:02 AM]
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If Osama were still alive, then what? More cash poured down the bottomless Afghanistan hole?

5/19/2011 3:58:59 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


5/19/2011 4:11:28 AM



so stupid had to be said twice, in case you missed it the first time :D

5/19/2011 4:33:29 AM

jsonitsac

Lemme guess, you're some kind of Trump sock puppet?

5/19/2011 5:17:40 AM

Doubting Thomas

Because they took Donald Trump along with SEAL Team 6 to distract Osama with his hair long enough for them to shoot him. That's why you hear reports that Osama didn't go for his AK-47 or his pistol. He was too busy pointing at Donald's head and saying, "WTF is that?"

5/19/2011 6:14:06 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Wait, what? Did he fund the operation or something? I doubt it.

5/19/2011 6:16:54 AM

DevilsChaplain

"Yeah, I’m serious."
That's what I was afraid of.

5/19/2011 6:21:41 AM

Veras_the_Brujah

Poe

Jon Stewart ran a piece about Trump calling the release of Obama's birth certificate a victory for himself (Trump).

It's too similar. It has to be a Poe.

5/19/2011 6:56:40 AM

Brandy Bogard

fuck head

5/19/2011 6:58:04 AM

Lucilius

Well, I guess it's possible bin Laden caught an episode of "Celebrity Apprentice" and killed himself.

5/19/2011 8:03:20 AM

Lucilius

Whoops, double post. I'm fired.

5/19/2011 8:38:54 AM

thatotherguy

Say what?

I mean what?

How…who…why…when…what

(babbles incoherently for the next five minutes)

But seriously, what?

5/19/2011 9:28:37 AM

DevilHunter

Causation fail!

5/19/2011 9:43:23 AM



How?, was he his executor or what?(wouldn't it be funny to imagine him with a military uniform?)

5/19/2011 9:51:30 AM

Yownanymous

Well, seeing as you can't use tense correctly, that lowers your intelligence in my estimation significantly.

5/19/2011 10:01:08 AM

werewolf

And , if it weren't for wigs, bald would be a hair color.

5/19/2011 10:04:50 AM

cdcdrr

So, I'm confused. If Donald Trump ceases to be, Osama bin Laden is still alive? Does this mean he's going to get better? Or are you trying to say Bin Laden never was killed, and it's all because of Trump?

You know what, you're an idiot. That's a much easier and satisfying explaination.

5/19/2011 2:30:24 PM

EuropeanLibertarian

I do have one question regarding Trump.

Has anyone yet figured out what that thing on his head actually is?

5/19/2011 3:13:49 PM

Matante

I'm not sure it counts as conspiracy theory if we don't have a hint of the strange reasoning that lead to that statement.

5/19/2011 3:37:28 PM

aaa

Dude, your sycophancy is impressive.

5/19/2011 4:40:28 PM

feralboy12

If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.

5/19/2011 6:41:47 PM

derpmaster

But if it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.

Holy shit what tense is this written in?

5/19/2011 8:11:58 PM

nutbunny

Yeah - you're serious (ly deluded)

5/20/2011 4:00:16 AM

Vince

He's actually right on this one.

Most people don't know, but Trumps "hair" is actually a vital member of the navy seals.

Without it, would could never perform such a mission over seas.

5/20/2011 11:07:25 PM



Right... because Obama is just sooooo concerned about some riches to rags white guy questioning his citizenship amongst the dozens of other crackpots launching frivilous legal challenges that he assassinated the most wanted man in the world as a jangling keys manoever. It's not like the United States Army already had plans to riddle Bin Laden with hot lead before Trump muscled his way to the front of the birther conga line of implausible denial.

Considering the President's birth records had already long since been released by the time Trump made his bold challenge it was kind of a moot point.

Double moot as Obama would have to have presented those same documents to become a senator, and obviously they checked out.

5/21/2011 4:38:09 AM
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