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#1290473
If Osama were still alive, then what? More cash poured down the bottomless Afghanistan hole?
5/19/2011 3:58:59 AM
#1290478
Percy Q. Shunn
5/19/2011 4:11:28 AM
#1290488
so stupid had to be said twice, in case you missed it the first time :D
5/19/2011 4:33:29 AM
#1290497
jsonitsac
Lemme guess, you're some kind of Trump sock puppet?
5/19/2011 5:17:40 AM
#1290516
Doubting Thomas
Because they took Donald Trump along with SEAL Team 6 to distract Osama with his hair long enough for them to shoot him. That's why you hear reports that Osama didn't go for his AK-47 or his pistol. He was too busy pointing at Donald's head and saying, "WTF is that?"
5/19/2011 6:14:06 AM
#1290520
Brendan Rizzo
Wait, what? Did he fund the operation or something? I doubt it.
5/19/2011 6:16:54 AM
#1290523
DevilsChaplain
"Yeah, I’m serious."
That's what I was afraid of.
5/19/2011 6:21:41 AM
#1290537
Veras_the_Brujah
Poe
Jon Stewart ran a piece about Trump calling the release of Obama's birth certificate a victory for himself (Trump).
It's too similar. It has to be a Poe.
5/19/2011 6:56:40 AM
#1290539
Brandy Bogard
fuck head
5/19/2011 6:58:04 AM
#1290569
Lucilius
Well, I guess it's possible bin Laden caught an episode of "Celebrity Apprentice" and killed himself.
5/19/2011 8:03:20 AM
#1290577
Lucilius
Whoops, double post. I'm fired.
5/19/2011 8:38:54 AM
#1290593
thatotherguy
Say what?
I mean what?
How…who…why…when…what
(babbles incoherently for the next five minutes)
But seriously, what?
5/19/2011 9:28:37 AM
#1290602
DevilHunter
Causation fail!
5/19/2011 9:43:23 AM
#1290609
How?, was he his executor or what?(wouldn't it be funny to imagine him with a military uniform?)
5/19/2011 9:51:30 AM
#1290618
Yownanymous
Well, seeing as you can't use tense correctly, that lowers your intelligence in my estimation significantly.
5/19/2011 10:01:08 AM
#1290620
werewolf
And , if it weren't for wigs, bald would be a hair color.
5/19/2011 10:04:50 AM
#1290682
cdcdrr
So, I'm confused. If Donald Trump ceases to be, Osama bin Laden is still alive? Does this mean he's going to get better? Or are you trying to say Bin Laden never was killed, and it's all because of Trump?
You know what, you're an idiot. That's a much easier and satisfying explaination.
5/19/2011 2:30:24 PM
#1290687
EuropeanLibertarian
I do have one question regarding Trump.
Has anyone yet figured out what that thing on his head actually is?
5/19/2011 3:13:49 PM
#1290691
Matante
I'm not sure it counts as conspiracy theory if we don't have a hint of the strange reasoning that lead to that statement.
5/19/2011 3:37:28 PM
#1290703
aaa
Dude, your sycophancy is impressive.
5/19/2011 4:40:28 PM
#1290721
feralboy12
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
5/19/2011 6:41:47 PM
#1290728
derpmaster
But if it weren’t for Donald Trump - Osama bin Laden will still be alive.
Holy shit what tense is this written in?
5/19/2011 8:11:58 PM
#1290799
nutbunny
Yeah - you're serious (ly deluded)
5/20/2011 4:00:16 AM
#1291139
Vince
He's actually right on this one.
Most people don't know, but Trumps "hair" is actually a vital member of the navy seals.
Without it, would could never perform such a mission over seas.
5/20/2011 11:07:25 PM
#1291195
Right... because Obama is just sooooo concerned about some riches to rags white guy questioning his citizenship amongst the dozens of other crackpots launching frivilous legal challenges that he assassinated the most wanted man in the world as a jangling keys manoever. It's not like the United States Army already had plans to riddle Bin Laden with hot lead before Trump muscled his way to the front of the birther conga line of implausible denial.
Considering the President's birth records had already long since been released by the time Trump made his bold challenge it was kind of a moot point.
Double moot as Obama would have to have presented those same documents to become a senator, and obviously they checked out.
5/21/2011 4:38:09 AM
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