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Most religions today are atheistic, because they have rejected the True and Living God. Islam is of the Devil, and all Islamic Muslims are atheists. Oh sure, Muslims profess to believe in Allah, but Allah is a myth, a false god, a non-existent figment of their darkened imagination.

David J. Stewart, Jesus Is Savior 122 Comments [5/22/2011 3:17:11 PM]
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#1292150

farpadokly

Stunning hypocrisy. I sometimes wonder why the Christians need to make Islam out to be "atheistic", "of the devil" etc. I think it may be because they don't want people to notice the many similarities with their own religion.

5/23/2011 12:18:12 PM

#1292158

The Dude

DOES...NOT...COMPUTE...

5/23/2011 12:45:49 PM

#1292163

Mayhem

"Oh sure, Muslims profess to believe in Allah, but Allah is a myth, a false god, a non-existent figment of their darkened imagination."

5/23/2011 1:05:10 PM

#1292217

LAchlan

Kets and pottles, buddy. Kets and pottles.....

5/23/2011 5:32:30 PM

#1292226

Saladin

Same God, bro. Seriously, it's not that difficult. Unless you think Hispanics also worship a different God, simply because they call him Dios.

And let's not forget those crazy, polytheistic Jews! What with their 'Yahweh' and 'Hashem' and 'Adonai' and 'El Shaddai' and 'El'/'Elohim'/'Elah'*. By golly, I hear they don't even worship baby Jesus! >:(

Wait, the Aramaic word for God is Alaha*. Jesus spoke Aramaic... OMG :O! Clearly Jesus was a dirty pagan devil worshiper! Possibly also a Commie, a Nazi and/or a Mutant, just like all non-Protestants!

Because clearly a different word means a different God, and only speakers of English† worship the One True God of Abraham, Isaac and Joseph, who were all English-speaking American Protestants. Clearly...

Oh, also, Atheism. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

*See those two marked words, bro? Sound familiar? I wonder if that's because Arabic, Hebrew and Aramaic are all Semitic languages?... Naah. That's just crazy, I know. Everyone knows that language families are a myth, and all languages evolve in isolation.

†Maybe other Germanic languages. Not sure if he'd consider Gott to be a different word than God. I mean, even this idiot has to notice some similarity.

5/23/2011 6:36:56 PM

#1292227

Blarghonius

Most fundies today are anti-logic because they have rejected science. Religion is superstition, and all fundamentalists are morons. Oh, sure, Christian fundies profess to believe in God, but God is a myth, an imaginary concept, a non-existent figment of their dark imaginations.

Fixed.

5/23/2011 6:47:48 PM

#1292241

Karana

Ah, the old 'Muslims are atheists' bit.

You don't know what a Muslim or an atheist is.

Good day.

P.S Your god is just as mythical.

5/23/2011 7:15:20 PM

#1292247

You might be a Christian fundie if...

-You begin a paragraph with "Most religions today are atheistic".

5/23/2011 7:30:52 PM

#1292249

pete

Stop looking in the mirror while you rave, Dave.

5/23/2011 7:46:56 PM

#1292262

TheJebusFire

Actually, Muslims and Christians by extention worship the same god. So that makes your god a myth too.

5/23/2011 8:58:30 PM

#1292271

dionysus

@Saladin

How in the world did you make that little sword mark for the second footnote?

5/23/2011 9:41:21 PM

#1292282

Mapar

OLOLOLOLOLOLOL

My response doesn't get any more coherent than that.

5/23/2011 10:45:20 PM

#1292306

whatever

Repeat. I can't believe this wasn't checked.

"all Islamic Muslims are atheists"

I can't quite believe the number of errors, misunderstandings, and cyclic redundancy errors in these few words.

5/24/2011 4:18:00 AM

#1292405

anon

Allah is their word for Adonai. It's like saying the French don't believe in God because they believe in Dieu.

5/24/2011 3:57:30 PM

#1292449

WhenInRome

WARNING: IRONY METER OVERLOADED. PLEASE STOP READING FUNDIE COMMENTS. THANK YOU.

5/24/2011 6:44:11 PM

#1292463

Definition Fail
Common Sense Fail
Oh jesus christ my brain is melting.

5/24/2011 7:42:18 PM

#1293850

SeekerLancer

The pisser is that Allah is the same fucking god you worship they just added another book.

5/28/2011 5:01:51 AM

#1293928

So, you're the only religious person in the world?. Talk about arrogance.

5/28/2011 11:10:15 AM

#1293958

Anon-e-moose

"Most religions today are atheistic, because they have rejected the True and Living God. Islam is of the Devil, and all Islamic Muslims are atheists. Oh sure, Muslims profess to believe in Allah, but Allah is a myth, a false god, a non-existent figment of their darkened imagination."

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours"

-Stephen Roberts

Most right-wing Fundamentalist Christians (and right-wing Repubicans, Teabaggers, Neocunts et al, name me just one member of the GOP who's an avowed Atheist, Davey-boy) are depraved pervs, because they have rejected the Real Morality. Right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity is worse than the Devil, and we Atheists are more than infinitely superior to them. Oh sure, fundies like you profess to be moral, but that is a myth, born of a false God, a non-existent figment of their darkened imagination:

http://mccannexposure.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/republican-list-of-paedophiles-shocking/

Tony Alamo, Billy James Hargis, Earl Paulk, Joe Barron, Stephen Green, Albert Odulele

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Alamo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_evangelist_scandals

...and David J. Stewart:

http://davidjstewartexposed.blogspot.com/

Ergo, the more than infinite superiority of we Atheists to you inferior subhuman fundies. Q.E.D.

Now get thee behind me, vile hypocrite!

@Karana

"Ah, the old 'Muslims are atheists' bit.

You don't know what a Muslim or an atheist is."

And as proven above, he doesn't know what morality is, neither.

David J. Stewart is conclusive proof of what I always say: Hypocrisy, thy name is fundie.

5/28/2011 12:47:30 PM

#1293987

Does this guy have a dictionary? Muslims and Sikhs are theists. Hindus are polytheists. Buddhism is an atheistic religion but not, I am sure, in the sense that David Steward means. He is simply following a long line of ranters for whom if you don't believe in MY God you don't belive in ANY God. Because MY God is the only one who really exists. And any believer, in any religion, can say the same.

5/28/2011 3:44:23 PM

#1294660

Saladin

@dionysus

I used the character map. Go to the Start menu, then All Programs, then Accessories, then System Tools. It should be there.

5/31/2011 3:19:37 AM

#1302919

lmao muslims are atheist hahahahahaha nooooooooooo!

6/25/2011 12:02:19 PM

#1302937

katie5000

"...All Islamic Muslims are atheists."

Islamic Muslims? As opposed to...what? Non-Islamic Muslims? How the hell does that work??

And no one who practices a religion is an "a-theist", as religions require belief in a deity (or deities).

The thought of Anonymous mailing this guy a whole bunch of dictionaries makes me lol. :)

6/25/2011 1:33:51 PM

#1307174

nyctornado

"all Islamic Muslims are atheists. Oh sure, Muslims profess to believe in Allah, but Allah is a myth, a false god, a non-existent figment of their darkened imagination."

Daivd, An atheist REJECTS ALL GODS BEING REAL INCLUDING ALLAH! I have seen Atheists attack and poke fun of Allah as much as they do Jesus! Get your facts straight or clear up your word meanings, Mr. Stewart!!

7/6/2011 3:28:16 PM

#1310371

Lauren

David J Stewart is a prophet from God please listen to him I beg you some things he says are true. Trust Jesus as your savior because we are all sinners and God loves you.
Bless you all!
Now to Him who is able to keep you from stumbling, and to make you stand in the presence of His glory blameless with great joy, to the only God our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, be glory, majesty, dominion and authority, before all time and now and forever. Amen. Jude 24-25

7/16/2011 12:01:36 PM

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