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I came across an article stating that the homosexuals in California are trying to attack Judaism by outlawing circumcision. It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys and they are trying to make their preference the law of the land. This is another reason why all synagogues in The United States should support my candidate. Many are circumcised because it is considered more hygienic, which I disagree with. But circumcision is the symbol that bonds my chosen people to me. And though I do not require it of everyone it is such a fundamental part of their faith that I do not believe people of other religions have a right to tell them that they can't practice it. This law is a direct attack on Judaism! The nation of Israel as a whole should condemn it, and, condemn those putting it forth. I ask all the people of California to vote against this proposition, to support the reasonable right of others to practice their religious beliefs. To compare male circumcision to the abomination of female circumcision which is taught nowhere in The Scriptures, shows how deranged these people are! I would order that those putting forth this proposition be removed from The Book Of Life, but as we have found they already have been, there would be no sense in making such a proclamation.

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 80 Comments [5/25/2011 3:14:22 AM]
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Adrian

Gerald's delusions of godhood aren't getting any better, it seems... Time to break out the tranq gun and the elephant-strength antipsychotics.

5/25/2011 3:58:24 AM

AZJamie1

No, the reason circumcision is wrong is because you're performing an irreversible operation on someone without their consent. Also, there are forms of female circumcision which are just as physically harmless as male circumcision. I say, if we have one, lets have both.

5/25/2011 4:07:10 AM

starseeker

Think I read somewhere that the circumcision they do now is more severe than that prescribed in the Bible/Torah.

5/25/2011 4:14:20 AM

AZJamie1


5/25/2011 4:15:38 AM

WhiteNoise

"It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys"

[citation needed]

5/25/2011 4:35:17 AM



oh, so you're allowed to unconsentually maim people becuase the babble tells you to?

5/25/2011 4:49:12 AM

Drax

Apart from all the other bullshit.....

"I would order that those putting forth this proposition be removed from The Book Of Life..."

You would order? Who the fuck do you think you are? You seem to be confusing yourself with God.


5/25/2011 4:55:56 AM



Vote God! And if he isn't on the ballot, vote Polley! It's the same thing!

According to him, anyways. I wonder if looneytunes Gerry knows Muslins are circumcised, too?

5/25/2011 4:57:42 AM

meh

I understand that sometimes people choose circumcision to avoid infections or diseases. I saw it somewhere on some doco. Anyway, OUCH! is all I have to say.

5/25/2011 5:14:11 AM

Mister Spak

" To compare male circumcision to the abomination of female circumcision which is taught nowhere in The Scriptures, shows how deranged these people are!"

But it is taught in the koran, which has never been proven wrong even in the tinyest thing. Your belief in a false religion shows how deranged you are.

5/25/2011 5:17:37 AM



Many are circumcised because it is considered more hygienic, which I disagree with.

Hmmm, we all better shut the hell up. "Dr." Polley is talking. [/sarcasm]

5/25/2011 5:39:33 AM

Mr. Nnamdi

"To compare male circumcision to the abomination of female circumcision which is taught nowhere in The Scriptures, shows how deranged these people are!"

This just pissed me off. Just because something is or isn't in your piece of shit, genocidal causing, poorly written, lamb-skin-toilet-paper collection you have the gall to even call a 'book', doesn't make it right or wrong.

Now please kindly go fuck yourself with a rusted cheese grater.

5/25/2011 5:57:44 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Many are circumcised because it is considered more hygienic, which I disagree with. But circumcision is the symbol that bonds my chosen people to me.

FFS! You reject the stupid reason for circumcision, but you accept the really, really stupid one?

5/25/2011 6:06:19 AM

Whitleylad

"It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys and they are trying to make their preference the law of the land."

I obviously missed the meeting on that one because I didn't know this. I call BS on that.

By the way Homosexual =/= Paedophile (Circumcised or not!)

"The nation of Israel as a whole should condemn it, and, condemn those putting it forth."

Not sure what Israel has to do with US Internal Policy making? That is for US Citizens, Policy Makers et al, whatever their religion, sex, colour etc.

However, I'm pretty suspicious about the whole thing, in fact I seriously doubt anyone is trying to outlaw circumcision in the US. This is just another attempt at whipping up fear at the expense of a minority section of the community.

5/25/2011 6:26:50 AM

Doubting Thomas

This is another reason why all synagogues in The United States should support my candidate.

How did you manage to get the voice in your head on the ballot?

5/25/2011 7:05:47 AM

aaa

Yawn.

5/25/2011 7:05:48 AM

Karana

Are those 'voices from spirit' coming from all the whiskey?

You should lay off the brew.It gives you untold amounts of confidence that you're right and a feeling that you're the chum buddy of a sky being.

No wait, that's just religious delusion.My mistake.

5/25/2011 7:37:41 AM

Zeus Almighty

"I came across an article stating that the homosexuals in California are trying to attack Judaism by outlawing circumcision.
... I do not believe people of other religions have a right to tell them that they can't practice it."

Homosexuality is a religion now?
So if I turn gay, put a giant penis on my house and have gay sex in it I don't have to pay taxes any more?
Sweet!

"It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys"

As a straight guy I know men who are totally into breasts. Personally I'm more into butts.
So I'm guessing some gay men like uncircumsized and some like them cut. Personal preferences and all.

5/25/2011 7:47:15 AM

jimboaw

Unless there is a genuine medical reason that circumcision should be performed then it is willful mutilation and criminal charges should be brought against those that carry it out.

Still have my 65 year old foreskin thanks to enlightened parents

5/25/2011 7:48:12 AM

Horsefeathers

"I came across an article stating that the homosexuals in California are trying to attack Judaism by outlawing circumcision."

The connection being--what, exactly?

"It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys and they are trying to make their preference the law of the land."

Even the lesbians?

Damn. Maybe that's why I can't bag me a hot lesbian...

"I ask all the people of California to vote against this proposition, to support the reasonable right of others to practice their religious beliefs."

Yeah. It's not so much fun when somebody wants to put your own personal beliefs/practices to a vote in an attempt to outlaw them, is it?

Bet you voted to ban gay marriage though, didn't you?

"I would order that those putting forth this proposition be removed from The Book Of Life, but as we have found they already have been, there would be no sense in making such a proclamation."

You're goofy.

5/25/2011 7:51:43 AM

Headache

Gerald, don't mistake what you like for the norm.

Just because you like to suck circumcised dicks doesn't mean we should start chopping off perfectly fine skin for no good reason!

Thankfully my parents didn't damage my dick by cutting off parts of it!

5/25/2011 7:54:01 AM

Anon-e-moose

"I came across an article"

I bet you did, you dirty bugger:

"stating that the homosexuals in California are trying to attack Judaism by outlawing circumcision. It is generally known that homosexuals prefer uncircumcised boys"

[Citation needed], much? Still, I bet it was that exact thought that made you come across said article:



X3

"and they are trying to make their preference the law of the land."

Just as these people do, amirite?:

http://mccannexposure.wordpress.com/2010/02/16/republican-list-of-paedophiles-shocking/

"This is another reason why all synagogues in The United States should support my candidate."

But only insofar as Israel and it's inhabitants serve your 'Apocalypse/Second Coming' purposes. After that, 'Fuck the Jews'. 'Ye shall know them by their fruits' indeed. And yes, we Atheists certainly know you fundies.

"Many are circumcised because it is considered more hygienic, which I disagree with."

Yet, routine circumcision goes on in the US. So no doublethink on your part, nosiree! [/sarcasm]

But circumcision is the symbol that bonds my chosen people to me."

'Bonds'?! See, I knew you fundies were a load of pervs, and this proves it! We don't need to be Freud to figure you lot out.

"And though I do not require it of everyone it is such a fundamental part of their faith that I do not believe people of other religions have a right to tell them that they can't practice it. This law is a direct attack on Judaism! The nation of Israel as a whole should condemn it, and, condemn those putting it forth. I ask all the people of California to vote against this proposition, to support the reasonable right of others to practice their religious beliefs. To compare male circumcision to the abomination of female circumcision which is taught nowhere in The Scriptures, shows how deranged these people are! I would order that those putting forth this proposition be removed from The Book Of Life, but as we have found they already have been, there would be no sense in making such a proclamation."

Circumcision is a part of Islam too. Your argument is not only invalid; and isn't just blown out of the water, but out of the space-time continuum as a whole.

The only routine circumcisions that go on here in the UK are within the Jewish and Muslim communities. As a British man baptised Church of England, but later became an Atheist, I still have my foreskin. Now, Gerry-boy...:



PROTIP: I don't know if the snack by KP, Hula Hoops are marketed in the US; all I'll say is this: Gerald had better not watch the short 8-minute "Panty & Stocking (with Garterbelt)" DVD/Blu-Ray-only OVA, if he knows what's good for him.

Think about it. XP >:D

5/25/2011 8:02:39 AM

toth

No, the reason they are objecting to circumcision (quite rightly) is because it's mutilating the genitals of an individual who did not choose to have it done. That is wrong.

5/25/2011 8:05:50 AM

Raised by Horses

"This law is a direct attack on Judaism! The nation of Israel as a whole should condemn it, and, condemn those putting it forth."

Yes, the nation of Israel should censure people who disagree with the practice of mutilating childrens' genitals for reasons that have never been justified or even properly articulated.

Fuck you, Polley.

5/25/2011 8:17:10 AM

Pilotess

I must be living under a rock, I don't know any of this generally known shit about gay people!

I have to agree with him on one point - female circumcission is deranged! (we're lucky it's not mentionend in the bible)

5/25/2011 8:44:26 AM
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