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It has been scientific proven that the molecular structure of water changes when it is prayed over. It’s structure becomes more organized and symmetric. Even if you don’t believe in the use of Holy Water the fact that the body is mostly water proves that prayer does have a positive effect on the body as well.

Marandia, Revelation Now 97 Comments [5/25/2011 3:15:27 AM]
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Doctor Fishcake

[citation needed]

5/25/2011 3:31:37 AM


Words fail me.

5/25/2011 3:36:15 AM


The fuck?

5/25/2011 3:38:09 AM


"Scientific proven"? Oh, my! I think I'll just laugh... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

5/25/2011 3:52:22 AM


Sientificly proven? Then you'll be happy to show me the peer reviewed paper detailing the experiment so that I can try to replicate the results. No? Fuck off then.

5/25/2011 3:55:33 AM


Citation needed.

5/25/2011 3:59:14 AM


Uh...What? Esoteric bullshit. I wonder how many people buy this "§$@!!

5/25/2011 4:02:31 AM


It has been scientific proven that the molecular structure of water changes when it is prayed over.t’s structure becomes more organized and symmetric

I don't think you know the meaning of most of the words in that sentence, Marandia.

5/25/2011 4:09:04 AM


5/25/2011 4:09:41 AM



Well, considering the number of rubes who buy into bullshit (bullpiss?) like homeopathy or prayer...

(on a side note, your screen-name brought to my mind images of terrified fundies hunted by terror birds :P)

5/25/2011 4:10:40 AM

Dan Onymous

I must have missed those issues of Nature, New Scientist, Scientific American...

5/25/2011 4:11:06 AM

Godless heathen

No it hasn't.

5/25/2011 4:21:32 AM


You mean like in those bullshit snowflake photos those "special water" salesmen show people?

To be fair, the sound of prayer probably could have some effect on formation of water crystals. Doesn't matter since the water in our body is liquid anyway.

5/25/2011 4:34:02 AM

Anonymous coward

"It’s structure becomes more organized and symmetric."

Like ice or snowflakes?

5/25/2011 4:40:32 AM

scientific proven

Paging Inigo Montoya, Senor Inigo Montoya to the white courtesy telephone, please.

5/25/2011 4:52:41 AM


The molecular structure of water IS ALWAYS COMPLETELY SYMMETRIC. You can't make it any more symmetric than it already is and nothing could make it less symmetric unless it stopped being water.

5/25/2011 4:54:44 AM


ya but then you have to climb korin's tower, and get it.

5/25/2011 4:57:41 AM


not even primary schoolers would buy into that bullshit. And every teacher I know is either weeping at your stupidity, laughing at it or more determined to teach children actual facts. Yeah you fail.

5/25/2011 5:15:41 AM

Mister Spak

"It has been scientific proven that the molecular structure of water changes when it is prayed over."

Your TV preachers blithering is not science.

5/25/2011 5:18:33 AM


I call shenanigans on you.

5/25/2011 5:32:35 AM

As an engineer who has actually, you know, studied chemistry, please allow me to say...


You fail forever.

5/25/2011 5:41:35 AM

Marandia's wackiness knows no bounds...

Crown, I listened to a lecture a few years back about a study that was done on food. They used the same meals made from the same ingredients. Two were prepared by a loving mom for her family, two were made by an indifferent chief, and two were made by an agitated worker. They did this over and over with lots of different people and found that the same meal from the same ingredients was significantly nutritionally different depending on the emotional state of the person preparing it. More than that they found that the recipients body was able to much greater utilize the nutrients available once the meals had been prayed over. They found that the moms’ meals had the highest nutrition value, the most symmetric molecular structure, and the recipients bodies absorbed the most nutrients from it of the 3 unsprayed for controls. The chiefs’ meals were much less beneficial to the body and the meals made by the agitated workers actually cause detrimental effects to the body. Very little nutrition was absorbed from it at all and it caused an explosion of free radicals to be released in the body. In all cases the meals were prayed over and in all cases the meals ability to be used by the body improved. But the meal prepared with love and then prayed over was so much more beneficial to the body then the others that the scientist concluded, if they could find out why it could cut our food intake by 2/3. It was a very interesting lecture to say the least.

(emphasis mine)

5/25/2011 5:45:05 AM

But here's the best part...

I just thought it was refreshing to hear a group of scientist admit that they were not almightily. They didn’t dare come out and say it but they implied that the study had showed them something they could not understand. They were going to have to live with the knowledge that they had observed something unexplainable and uncontrollable. That’s what I enjoyed about the lecture most.

Marandia, your true agenda/schadenfreude is showing again.

5/25/2011 5:51:52 AM


How can two hydrogen and one oxygen atom linked get much more symmetrical? Does the alignment straighten out or something (Wouldn't that provide a testable difference in water conductivity?

Some actual evidence, please!

5/25/2011 6:07:22 AM


It's been proven that bashing your head against a wall extends your life by one year per head bash.

So even if you don't believe in Bashology, it does have a positive affect on ones lifespan.

5/25/2011 6:12:28 AM

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