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It has been scientific proven that the molecular structure of water changes when it is prayed over. It’s structure becomes more organized and symmetric. Even if you don’t believe in the use of Holy Water the fact that the body is mostly water proves that prayer does have a positive effect on the body as well.


Marandia, Revelation Now 97 Comments [5/25/2011 3:15:27 AM]
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Alleyprowler

Go learn about adverbs before you start yammering about chemistry, Marandia.

5/25/2011 6:17:39 AM

Brendan Rizzo

I weep. I POSITIVELY WEEP! Why do such stupid people exist?! WHYYYYYYYYY?!

And now, to let loose a Cluster F Bomb:

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WHY CAN'T PEOPLE EVER BE RATIONAL ANYMORE?! I THINK I'M GOING TO LOSE IT; MY FAITH IN HUMANITY HAD BEEN DANGLING BY A THREAD EVER SINCE I DISCOVERED THIS SITE, BUT THIS HAS SENT ME OVER THE EDGE! IT'S WOO AND SUPERSTITION DISTILLED INTO ITS PUREST FORM! AND IT'S QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST IGNORANT THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN ALL MY LIFE! IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM, CRYING OVER THE FACT THAT I WAS BORN IN A TIME WHEN PEOPLE ARE SO DAMN STUPID!

5/25/2011 6:36:07 AM

Anon-e-moose

"It has been scientific proven that the molecular structure of water changes when it is prayed over."

O RLY?

"It’s structure becomes more organized and symmetric. Even if you don’t believe in the use of Holy Water the fact that the body is mostly water proves that prayer does have a positive effect on the body as well."

In that case, your next stop should be James Randi's JREF. If you can prove your claims, and have such tested under strict laboratory conditions, then the findings subject to rigorous peer-review, there's a cool $1 million in it for you.

So why aren't you hammering the doors of said JREF off their hinges right now?

...oh yes, that's right. Years ago, Randi subjected Homeopathy to double-blind testing under strict - and independent - scientific conditions. Whatever credibility Homeopathy had before then, was completely annihilated by Randi.

5/25/2011 6:43:51 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um, in what studies has it been "scientific proven?" I'm sure the molecular structure is still H2O.

Isn't it funny when Christians try to use science to prove their religious beliefs are real?

5/25/2011 7:01:04 AM

Panz

Really sums up the site when it's the fucking admin that says something this stupid and uses bible quotes to back up her "science"

Bet no one calls her on her bullshit

5/25/2011 7:04:21 AM

Pilotess

dang, I missed out in science class! Never heard about this experiment! And it's so easy to do, nothing to it really ....

5/25/2011 7:07:40 AM

Horsefeathers

Where the hell do you people come up with this silly shit?

5/25/2011 7:40:59 AM

Karana

Peer reviewed scientific study please? No? It doesn't exist?

I call bullshit.

Masaru Emoto is bunk,you know that right?

Good site explaining why that's horribly wrong...http://www.chem1.com/CQ/clusqk.html

@Brendan Rizzo: *pat.gives cookie to* It's okay. It'll all be okay.There are still rational, logical, sane people in the world...we are all just way outnumbered by the imbiciles....

5/25/2011 7:42:45 AM

Headache

[size=36]Liar!![/size]

5/25/2011 7:49:51 AM

Skyknight

Rizzo: The question is whether rational was the default in the first place for humans--or any other form of life. It tends to be a little exasperating for me when the sharp-line among the atheists speak as thought spirituality were some witting invention of deception, implying that humans started out as materialist monists. I see no reason to believe the latter.

In any case, the point is that trances probably can't wane overnight. (Although we're in trouble if life proves to be, at core, matter afflicted with irrationality...)

5/25/2011 8:16:19 AM

Raised by Horses

"It has been scientific proven"? What is this? Are LOLCATS blogging now?

EDIT: Apparently they are.


5/25/2011 8:18:28 AM

thoth

now that's some kind of crazy. seems like you've been drinking a good bit of holy communion wine.

5/25/2011 8:41:45 AM

Nicole

I think she's referencing Masaru Emoto's so-called experiment.

This is the first time I've heard a Christian fundie bring this up; it usually comes from new agers and the like.

5/25/2011 8:49:11 AM

anti-nonsense

<citation needed>

5/25/2011 8:50:24 AM

Doctor Whom

If I pray over Marandia's brain, will she become less stupid? This twenty says she won't.

5/25/2011 9:18:35 AM

JSS

Outrageous claims require a what class?

5/25/2011 9:24:05 AM

Whitleylad

No it hasn't.

5/25/2011 9:26:08 AM

Dr. Razark

Did you just confuse "prayer" with "freezing"?

5/25/2011 10:20:09 AM

checkmate

Fuck the water, I'd settle for an more organized sentence:

scientific (adjective)

scientifically (adverb)

When modifying a verb, please use an adverb: "It has been scientifically proven ..."

And btw, no it hasn't.

Actually, I know an atheist follower of anthroposophy who thinks water can be somehow "charged" by subjecting it to certain movements.

He's just as bananas as any religious fundmentalist.

5/25/2011 10:26:47 AM

none

I'm going to start praying over the gas pump before I fill my car!

5/25/2011 10:40:10 AM

Gypsin

stealing from "the secret"? or more specifically your pretty much quoting the water 'experiment' from "what the bleep do we know"? (pretty much goes hand in hand with "the secret")

or was there some other bogus experiment out there you heard of and are now shitting all over?

5/25/2011 10:51:03 AM

dionysus


5/25/2011 11:01:07 AM

rw23

104.5 degrees. Get that molecular structure to change by prayer and I'll be impressed.

5/25/2011 11:11:56 AM

Sasha

Marandia gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "She doesn't have a prayer."

5/25/2011 12:35:38 PM

Steven Mading

\Wait...

"more organized and symmetric". ???

So.... prayer makes it .... freeze?

Or, just maybe, this person has no clue how a liquid works.

5/25/2011 12:46:48 PM
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