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Tenbones:
As for who observed Evolution? You do. You just choose to ignore it and/or you're incapable of understanding it. You decide.


No I don't, I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes, evolution seem to be dead immediately when they came up with the theory, is that not weird....suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!

EAGLE, Interfaith Forums 55 Comments [5/26/2011 3:55:43 AM]
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A Christian who refuses to believe in something ( Evolution ) because he can't see it.

5/26/2011 3:59:25 AM

Horus IX

Evolution doesn't work like that.

5/26/2011 4:07:28 AM

Anon2

I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes

As Tenbones said: "EAGLE" is incapable of understanding evolution.

5/26/2011 4:09:05 AM

Serph-no-Okami

Way to prove Tenbones' point. Nicely done.

5/26/2011 4:32:09 AM


5/26/2011 4:54:04 AM

Pule Thamex

The type of person who needs to wear a super-absorbent bib, even through his middle years and on into his dotage. The type of person whose dotage started early - at about infant school age.

5/26/2011 4:55:14 AM

Matt

After all this time they still think a dog giving birth to a cat is what evolution states.

5/26/2011 5:05:24 AM

Raised by Horses



Evolution: Another subject you fail at forever.

5/26/2011 5:32:09 AM

Doctor Whom

Evil-ution ain't no change over time or nothing. Evil-ution is a dog producing a cat. Them evil-utionists is so dumb, us smart people gots to tell them what evil-ution actually is.

5/26/2011 5:33:42 AM

vaiyt

Derp.

5/26/2011 5:47:23 AM

dionysus

Christianity is false because I've never seen a man turn into a cracker.

That's how ignorant you sound.

5/26/2011 5:53:40 AM

Zeus Almighty

"I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes"

What a coincidence!. I have never heard a fundie produce a logical thought or anything like that with my ears.

5/26/2011 5:53:55 AM

nutbunny

Wilful ignorance is not helping your case.

5/26/2011 5:58:22 AM

Paler_Face

I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat

Since when does evolution say "dogs shall bring forth cats"?
(here's a hint: never)

Learn about how evolution works before you try to critisize it, moron.

5/26/2011 6:03:30 AM

Allegory for Jesus

" have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes,"

Which works, because evolution doesn't predict an individual parent giving birth to a distinct, different species (hence why it has to occur gradually and in groups). It also doesn't predict that, even when a species change happens, it would result in offspring which happen to be of an already existing species , you ignorant twit.


"evolution seem to be dead immediately when they came up with the theory, is that not weird....suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!"

Please apply this same logic to the miracles claimed in the Bible, observe the miracles in present-day, and strip yourself of your Christianity immediately. Or just shut the fuck up and admit that you don't give a fuck about reality.

5/26/2011 6:23:01 AM

Doubting Thomas

Funny how that God used to talk to people in the bible and produce miracles, yet we don't see that happening any more.

5/26/2011 6:24:17 AM

Mister Spak

I vote for incapable of understanding it.

5/26/2011 6:28:37 AM

Lee

YES, we CAN see evolution happening. Right before our eyes. Go and read about the ecoli experiment by Richard Lenski. It is a remarkable study and demonstrates just how beautiful and suprising evolution can be.

5/26/2011 6:40:28 AM

pete

Two words:

Resistant strain.

5/26/2011 7:09:21 AM

Passerby

Do these people all get their ideas on evolution from Poke'mon or something? Because this is just fucking weird. And yes, we do observe evolution happening today: new species are being born and existing species adapt. You don't need to look further than the common cold to see that.

5/26/2011 8:02:03 AM

Karana

Argument from ignorance much?

Evolution is the unifying theory for all of biology. Nothing in biology would make sense without it.

You don't like what evolution is/says because you think it threatens your little 'God made everything' world. If your belief is so weak and illogical that science can show that it didn't happen the way your holy book says, then good for science.

You are the one with the problem, not evolution.

Evolution happens, and the theory of evolution describes how the process works.Get the fuck over it.

Also, the observational capabilities that we have today to be able to see change occuring in species has only been around for perhaps hundreds of years. Why would you expect YOU or even human beings in general to personally observe something all the time that takes hundreds of thousands if not millions of years to do in large scale when we've only been able to properly differentiate between species and study them for the past few hundred years?

We have observed it by the way,many times, despite 'time' being a factor in it. Type 'Observed speciation' into google. Go on,I'll wait.

5/26/2011 8:33:49 AM

Anonymous

@dionysus

I live in Florida, where plenty of men are crackers. *grin*

5/26/2011 8:35:53 AM

Mortok

Yeah, because it's not like dogs ever give birth to puppies that exhibit different physical characterisitics. That almost never happens.

5/26/2011 8:47:33 AM

Vesus

Funny, about 2000 years ago, we saw miracles left and right. Now, we don't see any of these revelations or miracles. Isn't that interesting.

5/26/2011 9:30:08 AM

Headache

And I have never seen a god so per your definition, gods do not exist.

5/26/2011 9:31:44 AM
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