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Tenbones:
As for who observed Evolution? You do. You just choose to ignore it and/or you're incapable of understanding it. You decide.


No I don't, I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes, evolution seem to be dead immediately when they came up with the theory, is that not weird....suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!

EAGLE, Interfaith Forums 55 Comments [5/26/2011 3:55:43 AM]
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Lucilius

And yet, with the example of EAGLE, we can see evolution running a billion years backward in a moment.

5/26/2011 10:05:05 AM

freako104

Well when you try to make evolution into something it is not, no wonder you don't see it!

5/26/2011 10:34:24 AM

Berny

Classic example of a Christian creatard who flat-out refuses to try and understand the most basic thing about evolution.
As for that ridiculous argument of "who observed it?" I usually throw that one back right at them. Who observed YHWH creating the universe? Nobody. He could've been lying all the time to the writers of the Bible and all along it was another God.

5/26/2011 10:56:41 AM

Mister Spak

Or it could have been a bronze age goat fucker writing fiction about god creating the (flat) world.

5/26/2011 11:23:12 AM

aaa

A creationist proves his lack of understanding on how evolution works, part 324563456.

5/26/2011 11:50:02 AM

M

Idiot.

Evolution works like this: *starts up the happy time music*

If you squish a fly it does not bree-ee-eed
Like the one you failed to squish the day before!
The ones that stay alive, they do sucee-ee-eed,
And pass on their genes because they score!

The flies get hard to squish after some day-ay-ays
Cause the ones you squished did not pass on their genes.
And the faster flies begin to propaga-ay-ate,
That, my dear, 's what evolution means!

5/26/2011 1:12:18 PM

LAchlan

Haa haa, that's right back in the old days a whale would give birth and say "oh, look at that, a hippopotamus, who'd have thought it?"

5/26/2011 1:33:55 PM

moose

I have not seen a dog produce a cat either. What does that have to do with evolution? For the most part, you will not "see" evolution in your lifetime. It doesnt happen that fast...you dont live long enough to personally witness it. You havent seen angels either, but evidently believe in them. Strange that.

5/26/2011 1:36:21 PM

Canadiest

Feel mercy for the idiots, they've been fed this shit all their lives.

To Fundies Evolution is:
species giving birth to completely different species
Species mating with completely different species and then giving birth to completely different species
Animals changing to other species as they grow up

None of these, of course has ever been the claim of Darwin or any who followed the theory.
The only argument they ever had or have is to lie about the science


5/26/2011 1:38:40 PM

Old Viking

I once saw a dog give birth to a cat. Neither was very happy about the subsequent relationship.

5/26/2011 2:02:05 PM

Joe Mama

The crocoduck is not part of evolutionary theory. It's what that idiot Kirk Cameron came up with.

And just because you and your family hasn't evolved doesn't mean that evolution isn't happening.

5/26/2011 2:36:34 PM

Blarghonius

"suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore"

5/26/2011 2:47:04 PM

Blarghonius

"is that not weird....suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!"

Are you talking about evolution or acts of God?

5/26/2011 2:48:43 PM

TheJebusFire

[ I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes...]

And I'm sure you've never seen a rack of ribs turn into a woman, yet you'll believe that.


5/26/2011 2:54:49 PM

Godbuster

TRANSFORMERS!

Cats in disguise!

5/26/2011 4:32:21 PM

CivicTV

But you HAVE to use a different vaccine every year. Good night and good luck.

5/26/2011 6:51:38 PM

mathius_dragoon

Need I say it? - "None are so blind as those that refuse to see"

5/26/2011 6:58:37 PM

Giveitaday

I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes

And if you did then you could roundly disprove evolution because that is not what evolutionary theory describes. What you describe as evolutionary theory is little more than a strawman born of ignorance and lies.

evolution seem to be dead immediately when they came up with the theory, is that not weird

How so?

suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!

Except we can and we do in bacteria and other forms of life with a short lifespan relative to our own. The reason you personally cannot observe evolution in higher lifeform is specifically because it occurs over millions of years. Individuals don't evolve, species do. Evolution does not occur in a single lifespan or over a single generation, it occurs over many sucessive generations.

To expect that evolutionary theory entails a dog giving birth to a cat is a demonstration of your ignorance of what claims evolutionary theory does and does not put forth, and at which point you no longer have anything useful to contribute to the conversation.

5/26/2011 8:42:56 PM

Justanotheratheist

Not that this has ever stopped your kind, but you can never see what doesn't exist. Your idea of evolution is so idiotically wrong that I don't know if you are a very bad Poe or the biggest idiot on the planet.

5/27/2011 12:15:00 AM

Bigjilm

Show me the part of the TOE where it states dogs produce cats? No wonder you don't believe in Evolution; you have no fucking idea what it even is!

Now fix me a goddamned Big Mac, get off the fucking computer, and get back to work!

5/27/2011 8:19:21 AM

Flah

How dare you put that up there? Now there's a mark on my forehead from me slapping myself when EAGLE mentioned the dog and cat. You should be ashamed.

5/27/2011 10:07:49 AM

Toothygrin

Potholer54's video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RnygS7opCA ("How to confuse a Creationist")

That is all.

5/27/2011 1:58:26 PM

SeekerLancer

Yes for billions of years dogs were just giving birth to cats.

You stupid asshole. I can't take these kind of people anymore. Why is it so hard to understand that species change incrementally for billions of years they don't just morph into a new species. Is it because you just can't grasp how long these periods of time are and how small the changes are and how they progress over this time frame?

IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT!

5/28/2011 4:39:10 AM



It's maybe because evolution doesn't work that way.

5/28/2011 11:22:45 AM

NonProphet


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