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Tenbones:
As for who observed Evolution? You do. You just choose to ignore it and/or you're incapable of understanding it. You decide.
No I don't, I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes, evolution seem to be dead immediately when they came up with the theory, is that not weird....suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!
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I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat
Since when does evolution say "dogs shall bring forth cats"?
(here's a hint: never)
Learn about how evolution works before you try to critisize it, moron.
" have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes,"
Which works, because evolution doesn't predict an individual parent giving birth to a distinct, different species (hence why it has to occur gradually and in groups). It also doesn't predict that, even when a species change happens, it would result in offspring which happen to be of an already existing species , you ignorant twit.
"evolution seem to be dead immediately when they came up with the theory, is that not weird....suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!"
Please apply this same logic to the miracles claimed in the Bible, observe the miracles in present-day, and strip yourself of your Christianity immediately. Or just shut the fuck up and admit that you don't give a fuck about reality.
Two words:
Resistant strain.
Argument from ignorance much?
Evolution is the unifying theory for all of biology. Nothing in biology would make sense without it.
You don't like what evolution is/says because you think it threatens your little 'God made everything' world. If your belief is so weak and illogical that science can show that it didn't happen the way your holy book says, then good for science.
You are the one with the problem, not evolution.
Evolution happens, and the theory of evolution describes how the process works.Get the fuck over it.
Also, the observational capabilities that we have today to be able to see change occuring in species has only been around for perhaps hundreds of years. Why would you expect YOU or even human beings in general to personally observe something all the time that takes hundreds of thousands if not millions of years to do in large scale when we've only been able to properly differentiate between species and study them for the past few hundred years?
We have observed it by the way,many times, despite 'time' being a factor in it. Type 'Observed speciation' into google. Go on,I'll wait.
Funny, about 2000 years ago, we saw miracles left and right. Now, we don't see any of these revelations or miracles. Isn't that interesting.
Idiot.
Evolution works like this: *starts up the happy time music*
If you squish a fly it does not bree-ee-eed
Like the one you failed to squish the day before!
The ones that stay alive, they do sucee-ee-eed,
And pass on their genes because they score!
The flies get hard to squish after some day-ay-ays
Cause the ones you squished did not pass on their genes.
And the faster flies begin to propaga-ay-ate,
That, my dear, 's what evolution means!
Haa haa, that's right back in the old days a whale would give birth and say "oh, look at that, a hippopotamus, who'd have thought it?"
I have not seen a dog produce a cat either. What does that have to do with evolution? For the most part, you will not "see" evolution in your lifetime. It doesnt happen that fast...you dont live long enough to personally witness it. You havent seen angels either, but evidently believe in them. Strange that.
Feel mercy for the idiots, they've been fed this shit all their lives.
To Fundies Evolution is:
species giving birth to completely different species
Species mating with completely different species and then giving birth to completely different species
Animals changing to other species as they grow up
None of these, of course has ever been the claim of Darwin or any who followed the theory.
The only argument they ever had or have is to lie about the science
"is that not weird....suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!"
Are you talking about evolution or acts of God?
[ I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes...]
And I'm sure you've never seen a rack of ribs turn into a woman, yet you'll believe that.
TRANSFORMERS!
Cats in disguise!
I have never ever seen a dog produce a cat or anything like that with my eyes
And if you did then you could roundly disprove evolution because that is not what evolutionary theory describes . What you describe as evolutionary theory is little more than a strawman born of ignorance and lies.
evolution seem to be dead immediately when they came up with the theory, is that not weird
How so?
suddenly we cannot see it happening anymore, but for millions and millions of years it was happening all over the place!
Except we can and we do in bacteria and other forms of life with a short lifespan relative to our own. The reason you personally cannot observe evolution in higher lifeform is specifically because it occurs over millions of years. Individuals don't evolve, species do. Evolution does not occur in a single lifespan or over a single generation, it occurs over many sucessive generations.
To expect that evolutionary theory entails a dog giving birth to a cat is a demonstration of your ignorance of what claims evolutionary theory does and does not put forth, and at which point you no longer have anything useful to contribute to the conversation.
Show me the part of the TOE where it states dogs produce cats? No wonder you don't believe in Evolution; you have no fucking idea what it even is!
Now fix me a goddamned Big Mac, get off the fucking computer, and get back to work!
Yes for billions of years dogs were just giving birth to cats.
You stupid asshole. I can't take these kind of people anymore. Why is it so hard to understand that species change incrementally for billions of years they don't just morph into a new species. Is it because you just can't grasp how long these periods of time are and how small the changes are and how they progress over this time frame?
IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT!
Right. If you would kindly come over here, and contract a multiple-drug-resistant strain of tuberculosis, we can conduct a simple little experiment in evolution: We'll give you the exact same single-drug treatment that TB was initially treated with, at the advent of antibiotic treatment. Then we'll wait a little bit and see how long it takes for the modern pathogen to ignore a drug it has long since evolved resistance to, while horribly ravaging your body.
Moron.
PS: Evolution. Not Pokemon. Idiot.
As Ali G said: "Wha' if like, monkeys like, look at 'oo-mans & say "Let's evolutionise. I is well jealous of them oomans cos they is 'aving a laugh or whatevah so...let's do it. Let's.....do the evolution."
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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