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Can you blame them? They are always called "retards," "idiots," "morons," "fundies" and all kinds of other horrible names. They often get slandered, stalked, and have their property stolen and changed by crazy atheist psychopaths, including many right here who use IMDB as a platform to do those things.

xtians are perfect saints in comparison to the infinitely more abusive atheists that they have to put up with.

Navaros, IMDB 83 Comments [5/26/2011 3:58:32 AM]
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towey

STFU you retarded idiotic moron fundie or I'll steal your property and change it.

5/26/2011 4:20:00 AM

Ian1732

I won't deny that there's a lot of aggressive atheists. But it doesn't make your stuff any less bullshit.

5/26/2011 4:23:46 AM

Anon2

"Navaros", did you just call atheists "abusive" and "crazy psychopaths"? Isn't that name-calling?

And I'd like to remind you of the 9th commandment: "You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.". You have obviously sinned greatly by violating this commandment (you accused atheists of stealing), therefore you must repent now.

5/26/2011 4:33:07 AM



How do you use imdb to steal property? Inquiring minds want to know.

5/26/2011 5:07:09 AM

Prager

What do you expect when all conversations start with "You have no morals and are going to burn in hell for all eternity"!

5/26/2011 5:13:15 AM

vaiyt

False witness, pride, hate and self-righteousness.

Par for the course.

5/26/2011 5:34:53 AM

nutbunny

Their property stolen?

I am definitely missing some major context

5/26/2011 5:45:43 AM

Zeus Almighty

First of all, I don't think you know what the word slander means. It is a legal term and doesn't mean disagreeing with you and being unafraid to voice the fact that your cult is a bunch of bullshit.
I'd agree with you on the stalking though, because a couple of Saturdays a month I go out and knock on some Christians' doors and try to read to them from the book of Atheism. Oh, wait, it's THEN knocking on MY door.
I would hazard that property theft is rarely, if ever, religiously motivated so I really don't know what the fuck you're getting at there. Theft is pretty much an opportunity crime commited by, you know, thieves, most of whom are Christians.*
I'd agree there are crazy atheist psychopaths, but mental illness is an equal opportunity disease. Being that in the U.S. 80 percent of Christianity, roughly 80 percent of the crazy psychopaths are logically going to be Christian. And yes, Fred Phelps is in your camp. According to your book all one has to do to be a Christian is mumble the magic words to Jesus and "presto," so you can't disavow yourselves of his crazy.
Finally, how does one steal and "change" property on IMDB?

* Protip: It wasn't atheists who vandalized the mosque building site and equipment in Tennessee.

5/26/2011 5:48:46 AM

Raised by Horses

Dammit, people. You're not supposed to cull quotes from Bizarro World.

5/26/2011 5:53:40 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Slandered? Only if you consider those "horrible names" insulting their intelligence "slander". And citation needed for the stalking and stolen property. I don't understand how internet commentators manage to pull that off. I also don't see how it follows that being called names means that Christians are "perfect saints", especially when you have Christians like Navaros, slandering atheists by saying that they are mean and abusive thieves and psychopaths! The nerve!

5/26/2011 5:56:01 AM

SpukiKitty

....not to mention "baby-eating" like another "retard-idiot-moron-fundie" babbled.


Oh, 'Navaros de Bizzaros', there's LOADS of spiritual people, including many good practicing christians who think you're a "retard-idiot-moron-fundie"....but you'd probably dismiss them because they're sane, intelligent & actually try to follow Jesus' example.

5/26/2011 6:05:41 AM

Doubting Thomas

What's all this about atheists stalking Christians, stealing their property and changing it? Did I miss another atheist meeting or something?

But no matter what you think atheists do, it's infinitely better than fundies who think they have to preach all over internet message boards, including ones which have absolutely nothing to do with religion.

5/26/2011 6:09:20 AM



IMBD? The movie site?

5/26/2011 6:10:36 AM



Yeah, IMDB, the movie site.

Blows my mind they would open the door to this tripe by actually establishing a religion thread in their forums. Seems way out of their scope. But I guess religion dominating the conversation would be inevitable so why not try to reign it in by having a segregated area for the wackiness.

5/26/2011 6:16:24 AM

Mister Spak

http://www.holysmoke.org/hs00/dahmer.htm

Jeffrey Dahmer: Born Again Fundamentalist Christian

Jeffrey Dahmer is the son of a Born Again Fundamentalist (Church of Christ) father. Jeffrey's Born Again Fundamentalist home life led him to feel he could not acknowledge his homosexuality to his Fundamentalist father, and instead he developed an intense hatred of himself and of other gay men.
Well Jeffrey has now come home. He has become a Born Again Fundamentalist, baptized by a minister of the Church of Christ.
The following 3 articles chronicle the story of Jeffrey Dahmer's pilgrimage of faith: from Born Again Fundamentalist home to Born Again Fundamentalist prison cell, from Church of Christ to Church of Christ.

"Anger at his homosexuality led Dahmer to kill, psychiatrist says"
[Milwaukee Sentinel, 7 Feb 92, by David Doege, Sentinel Staff Writer]
Serial killer Jeffrey L. Dahmer killed his victims out of anger at his homosexuality and kept body parts as trophies, like a hunter, a psychiatrist testified in Dahmer's sanity trial Thursday.
"I don't believe his behavior was sexually motivated," psychiatrist George Palermo said. "I believe Jeffrey Dahmer killed his victims because he hated homosexuality."
Palermo, the first mental health expert in Dahmer's trial to testify that he was sane and criminally responsible when he murdered, also said that Dahmer has lied for years and still lies today.


"The atheist preserves his reason, which checks his propensity to mischief, while the fanatic is under the influence of a madness which is constantly urging him on."

- Voltaire

5/26/2011 6:16:45 AM

StoneSpiral

So.. you're saying it was Atheists that stole that sign an Atheist group put up about the Winter Solstice and humanity at large with a nod to the men and women in the military that one year? Or that it was Atheists that backed a truck over a Wiccan display put up for Yule? Are you saying Atheists tracked down my friend and sprayed an inverted pentagram and the word 'Witch' on her wooden fence in HS?

Interesting...

5/26/2011 6:21:59 AM

KittyKaboom

xtians are perfect saints in comparison to the infinitely more abusive atheists that they have to put up with.

You don't say! So the crazy bitch who accosted me in front of our insurance agent's office and screeched at me about Jesus in the presence of my two (then very young) children was a saint?

I didn't know there was a sainthood awarded for yelling at someone in a public place while her children are sitting in their double stroller, because you don't like her non-christian jewelry.

* For those who may be wondering, it wasn't even a pentacle. It was a pendant with the rune Inguz. She asked what it meant, I explained it to her and she went all nutzo on me.

5/26/2011 6:24:26 AM

JSS


5/26/2011 6:27:00 AM

dionysus

They are always called "retards," "idiots," "morons," "fundies" and all kinds of other horrible names

If the shoe fits...

They often get slandered, stalked, and have their property stolen and changed by crazy atheist psychopaths

Often? I doubt it even qualifies as rarely. given the low percentage of atheists combined with the extremely low percentage of psychopaths in the general population.

xtians are perfect saints in comparison to the infinitely more abusive atheists that they have to put up with.

So the worst that atheist 'psychopaths' do to you is call you names and steal your stuff? Christians have KILLED people in the name of Christianity. And all for the 'crime' of being gay or Muslim or Jewish or whatever else they hate. If that's being a saint then I don't want to be a saint.

5/26/2011 6:51:00 AM

Pule Thamex

With the power of Christian God at your disposal guiding your thoughts and voice, perhaps you can persuade us to become Christians. With Christian God as your inspiration there's no end to the number of lies that you can utter with complete impunity, safe in the knowledge that lying is the Lord's work and that you are saved. Admittedly, you do say things that make me think you are a fundie moron or a retarded idiot, if not an evil, though somewhat gullible, zombie for Jesus. Could you say some different things that will make me think you are a sensible member of humanity?

5/26/2011 6:54:16 AM

LC

You mean other atheists have developed the ability to manipulate matter over the internet? Did I miss a memo?

5/26/2011 7:47:12 AM

Passerby

I'll remember that next time I hear about a flaming cross on someone's front lawn or the vandalization of a Muslim's place of business or a gay kid getting beaten senseless and having his belongings thrown into a river for being an abomination in the eyes of God.

Yeah. Perfect saints.

There's assholes in every walk of life, but in the case of the religious they think they have an excuse for it. If people have been harassing you in such a way, they have no excuse despite you striking me as something of a dick.

5/26/2011 7:47:35 AM

Pilotess

xtians are perfect what? *eek*

Well, if attacking others for their believes grands you sainthood than said atheists are saints as well, right?

5/26/2011 8:06:45 AM

Anon-e-moose

"They are always called "retards," "idiots," "morons," "fundies" and all kinds of other horrible names."

Capt. James T. Kirk: 'Mr. Sulu, Care Factor Zero.'

Lieut. Hikaru Sulu*: 'Aye, sir. Care Factor Zero. On course for Couldntgiveafuck IV'

>:D

*- Seeing him in "Heroes", and more recently in the Toshiba 4-colour HD TV adverts, George Takei's looking damn good - and just as fabulous - at 74.

5/26/2011 8:21:28 AM

aaa

Case study of Persecution complex, subject number 354-DB.

5/26/2011 8:33:28 AM
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