Elements of the CIA conspiracy:
1. Black separatist Muslim boogeyman Malcolm X seduces a random white college student from Kansas(or was it random?)
2. Said pregnant white college student is married to a Kenyan student to disguise the true paternity of her child
3. The pregnant student is shipped to Kenya for the birth in a secret black site while the CIA plants birth announcements in the 2 Honolulu newspapers and a poorly forged birth certificate in the state archives
4. The mother divorces the Kenyan and marries an Indonesian so her son (Barack Hussein X) can receive a proper madrassa education OUTSIDE the Middle East (misdirection).
5. Young Barack is next left with his maternal grandparents who teach him to "pass" in American society
6. Barack receives an education in elite American universities, including Harvard Law School, despite his pathetic educational record
7. Barack moves to Chicago where he receives advanced communist/fascist/socialist training by Bill Ayres and marries the radical (corporate) attorney Michelle Robinson
8. Bill Ayres writes Barack's "autobiography" which the CIA places on the New York (Commie) Times bestseller list.
9. After election to the Illinois state Senate - using Chicago-style political methods- Barack X runs for US Senate. When the Republican candidate proves difficult to handle, the CIA contrives a sex scandal forcing him to resign and long-time operative Ambassador Alan Keyes runs instead.
10. Barack runs for the presidency and wins due to CIA manipulation of the opposition ticket (Sarah Palin has been a CIA sleeper agent since her college year in Hawaii)
This totally makes sense to me