I'm a virgin because of the Illuminati!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!
5/31/2011 3:10:54 AM
I am a man and I want even more peni...power!!
5/31/2011 3:48:11 AM
Standard sexism, Standard sexism, Satanic Mutant Illuminati Drones...Wait...What?
5/31/2011 4:26:13 AM
Power = penis
It's Captain Hammer!
5/31/2011 4:38:53 AM
Wow this doesn't seem very conspiracy theorist too me, more fundie or sexist real...
"The Illuminati are transforming females into sexless worker drones..."
AND THERE GOES THE BATTLE!
5/31/2011 4:50:18 AM
5/31/2011 4:51:00 AM
Raised by Horses
And now for an encore, a quick rant about spoons. Spoons are defined by their spoon-ness. Take away that spoon-ness, and all you are left with is a spork. Forks, on the other hand, are cheese ham because of toast fribble frabble mooncow is calling out to all of us eat the yellow disambiguation yes hamsters can be magnetars if left out to air for 32.1r7578 to the power of -6 picoseconds. I am not the walrus. The walrus is all of us. WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!!!
Makes about as much sense as the OP's drivel.
5/31/2011 4:57:32 AM
Love is not a social power struggle. You speak of domination and submission, which in sexual terms has been explained as working in the reverse order.
Masculine power does not = penis and only the pathetic belive so. Masculine power is defined by will and masculinity by direct and bold exertion of the will.
Feminine power is also defined by will but femininity is typically seen as the more subtle implementation of their will through gentle suggestion and direction.
If you wish to extend the power metaphor, men provide driving force, women provide a direction. Either force left on it's own would indeed be ineffectual.
But in today's world those two traits and roles can be seen in either gender and attempting to shackle anyone into a specific role will make them miserable and society would begin crumbling in that way. I for one have an attraction to women with forceful personalities and butting heads with hot chicks that can hold their own without backing down gives me charge that a pansy like you couldn't handle.
The mission statement of the actual Illuminati group, (yeah they were a real thing but probably don't control the world to the degree you think,) was to tap and control the flow of knowledge and information in defiance of religious bodies that didn't want people looking for their own answers in the world. Basically, they were Mensa with funny robes and secret meetings. They would be far more concerned with the careful study of gender politics than interference. The disruption of a stable society is generally contrary to that goal and a New World Order filled with men and women uninterested in procreation would quickly collapse. Their media-monitoring agents are probably laughing at you and the idea you think they'd do something so stupid.
5/31/2011 5:01:11 AM
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow. Someone ate a few extra bowls of Crazy Flakes this morning!
5/31/2011 5:27:52 AM
And forgot to check the date on the milk.
5/31/2011 5:33:29 AM
The fact that you see marriage as a power struggle speaks volumes.
Empower women and you give them a psychological penis. You neuter them.
Wouldn't that be the opposite of neutering?
As for the rest, "OMG New World Order!!!!!1!!11!"
5/31/2011 6:16:00 AM
Frankly, it's disturbing how often misogynists obsess about power and subordination. They're probably harboring some deep issues that tend to manifest as warped opinions.
5/31/2011 6:30:51 AM
5/31/2011 7:14:52 AM
Freud wants a word with you...
5/31/2011 7:17:59 AM
@ Raised by Horses
Wasn't the Walrus Paul and later John.
Maybe I'm the Eggman Goo Goo Gjoob.
5/31/2011 9:53:20 AM
The first two-thirds of this is just general purpose misogynistic ranting that you could find anywhere at "Free" Republic, Moonbattery, etc.
"... the Illuminati are transforming females into their sexless worker-drones and amateur whores. The Illuminati are turning young women into mutants, unfit for marriage, and unfit for motherhood."
And why would the Illuminati be doing this? For what purpose?
"Our world is increasingly zany because it is controlled by a Cabalist satanic cult, the Illuminati."
I don't know that the world is any more "zany" than it was 100 years ago, and in many ways it's a lot better. And the Illuminati never "controlled" the world.
5/31/2011 10:24:17 AM
Woo! Behold my phantom penis! :D
5/31/2011 1:40:54 PM
HOLY FUCK HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS
5/31/2011 3:02:17 PM
Help! I've been psychologically raped young mutant women on the rampage!
5/31/2011 4:01:27 PM
I would just like to point out that "sexless worker drones" is wrong on several levels. The terms come from eusocial animals - ants, bees, etc.
1. Workers are not sexless- they are female, just not fertile.
2. Drones are not workers or sexless. Drones are the only males of a colony and typically only last long enough to fertilize the queen.
5/31/2011 4:43:11 PM
How do I join this "illuminati" cult so I can have hot sexless worker drones and some amature whores to give lessons to?
5/31/2011 4:45:53 PM
@ #1294676: And these aren't the hammer - the hammer's my penis!
5/31/2011 6:23:47 PM
Exchanging power for protection? Your marriage sounds like the Mafia.
5/31/2011 7:53:19 PM
The only power penis has so far is over.........sperm and pee, if I'm right.
6/2/2011 1:46:35 AM
*tilts head* So when does my mutation show up? And is it a cool one, or a really derpy one like movie!Rogue's?
And do the guys -- since apparently mutants/power = penis -- have mutations too? Can I get my "amateur whore" on with Erik Lensherr? Because that would be fucking awesome.
Also, once my mutation manifests and my life becomes a Marvel Comic, do I get to meet Wolverine and/or Deadpool, since they're everywhere?
And, uh, why are the Illuminati involved?
9/5/2011 1:15:02 PM