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[Responding on what to do about the Arab Spring if not supporting the protesters]

Well hon, I would START with a mid day nuclear strike on mecca when either it's prayer time or there are the most people there. Personally I hope that is that same time...

Second, I would begin carpet bombing palistine, lybia, and any other low leval little tribe of these animals. Think Dresden Germany, 1943.

Third I would ask the savages WHO wants to be NEXT!!!

Obviously they would all whine about how terrible I am.... So I would consider that a challenge and begin COVERING the middle east in pigs blood and chum left over from slaughter houses..... I LOVE Bacon so I would not waste that.

Once I have all you commies sufficiently riled up to get you morons out into the streets I would then ROUND YOU UP at your little lenin love fests and drop ALL OF YOU right on that big old pile of pigs guts and blood over there.

THE BEST PART....

They would wipe you commies out for it while you are telling them how much you just love them and want to understand them!

Michelle, Moonbattery 81 Comments [6/11/2011 6:46:55 AM]
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Riku

Hmmmm... Let's see here. We've got genocide, religious bigotry, execution of domestic dissidents, and general bat-shit crazy. Looks like we need the good people with white coats to come and take Michelle somewhere safe and quiet... preferably in a padded room with a strait jacket.

6/11/2011 6:53:48 AM

Often Partisan

"palistine, lybia,"

Where the fuck are these places???

6/11/2011 7:00:42 AM

Swede

I'd start with a basic course in grammar and spelling, if I were you. It's Palestine and Libya, both with capital first letters, Mecca is also spelled with a capital first letter.

Nope, they would not whine about how terrible you are, they would retaliate and carpet bomb Chicago, Duluth, Missouri, or wherever the heck they think you fundie Christian people are hiding.

You two Religious Right groups seems destined to wipe each other out, and we Religious and Atheist Center to Left will have a world with less fundies in it afterwards.

6/11/2011 7:08:48 AM

Zeus Almighty

And I'd bet dollars to pocket lint that Michelle is a "Christian."

Also, I'm picturing her holding a vibrator cranked up to 11 with one hand while typing this with the other.

6/11/2011 7:18:13 AM



Someone go tell those fundies that if they suicide-bomb, they'll get 72 theocracies in heaven.

6/11/2011 7:21:54 AM

CohibaMan

I'm still trying to figure out how people such as our dear Michelle here are any way different from the terrorists they loathe.

Oh wait; they're not. Nuking a city at mid-day and carpet bombing millions of innocent people are actually WORSE than detonating a suicide bomb on a bus or crashing airliners into towers. And the latter acts are utterly reprehensible.

We need to start denouncing these philosophical terrorists that are in our midst. Sure, these people are the fringe today... but so were the Nazis when they started out.

6/11/2011 7:32:06 AM



And you will say that they're ruthless guys who kill infidels because their book says so. Whatever.

6/11/2011 7:40:46 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Fap fap fap I love hate and violence soooo much fap fap fap.

Michelle, do not, I repeat, DO NOT ever breed. The world simply cannot survive more people like you.

6/11/2011 7:44:18 AM

Mister Spak

"Well hon, I would START with a mid day nuclear strike on mecca when either it's prayer time or there are the most people there. Personally I hope that is that same time... "

Um, you know Pakistan has nukes, right? And they could launch one on Rome, right? Or Nashville TN if you're one of those Catholics aren't christian retards.

6/11/2011 7:59:29 AM

Towey

Crack Cocaine

6/11/2011 8:01:19 AM

LDM

"Well hon, I would START with a mid day nuclear strike on mecca when either it's prayer time or there are the most people there. Personally I hope that is that same time... "

And that's as far as you'd get, because the rest of the world would open up a can of whoop-ass on us right then and there.

I feel sorry for you. You must live a really sad and miserable existence to be that consumed with hate. Not to mention, your arteries must be clogged as hell from all that bacon.




6/11/2011 8:03:39 AM

Towey

She reminds me off Kyle's mom off south park. blame Canada

6/11/2011 8:06:24 AM

GigaGuess

So...basically, you'd make 9/11 look like a strongly worded letter, and you'd think the rest of the world, let alone the Muslim populace alone, would just sit around, wringing their hands going "Oh. Oh bother. Oh golly gee whillakers." The best you coould hope for after that is being slapped with an embargo. Look throughout your house. All those things that say made in Chine, Taiwan, Japan, etc. etc. etc...no more of that. A large portion of your food...also gone. Provided the public outcry wouldn't have forced you down, you'd likely face daily assassination attempts...many from your own people. And if you didn't die, you would face a war crimes trial, and be painted as a greater villain in history than Hitler.

But hey, you'll have hurt the evil Muslims, right?

6/11/2011 8:16:11 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Considering what GigaGuess just said, I am reminded of an observation I have made of this pathological conservative Christian mindset: that they adamantly deny that "no man is an island". Having been fed Randian pseudophilosophical garbage, they trump the ideal of individuality as of utmost importance and want so badly to believe that it is the case that they ignore the vast number of ways that people within a society rely on one another, and the ways that our country relies on other countries. They have intentionally blinded themselves to the fact that we are connected and see our country as an entirely autonomous agent, where all other countries are just a murky, nameless mass that operates entirely out of our borders. If another country were to be wiped off the map, it would have no impact on us in such a ridiculous world-view. And the people affected do not matter to The Arch-Conservative because their life and death do not affect them personally. That's where we get Michelle, a blood-thirsty, amoral monster who gets giddy at the idea of rampant murder of The Other, because lives that are not within her immediate social circle mean nothing to her. If you aren't quite a misanthrope yet, remember that her violent urges and delusions don't occur in a vacuum. There are more people who think like her, other people who lead those people along, and they all vote like their lives depend on it, while otherwise decent human beings think it is a virtue to not really care about politics or pay attention to it. America is royally fucked. And due to Republicans making the world's most powerful nation see everything around them as only "America's War Playground", the rest of the world will go down with us.

6/11/2011 8:47:07 AM

Psittacosis

Aw, she's cute: she can talk. Pity she can't think, but, hey, that's parrots for you.

6/11/2011 9:01:23 AM



It seems you have become the monster you profess to hate. And probably surpassed it.

6/11/2011 9:21:42 AM

Mudak

So, Rep. Bachmann, is this how you plan on announcing your intent to run for president in 2012?

6/11/2011 9:31:47 AM



So, this is what we can expect from robots who are powered with moon batteries.

6/11/2011 9:32:59 AM

The_L

Speak of terrorism...

Al-Quaeda has nothing on this lunatic.

6/11/2011 9:33:51 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Doing that would ruin everything! If you did that, then the protestors and their oppressors would unite against the West, giving the oppressors the opportunity to entrench their power, and then the protestors would become disillusioned with the West and forget about democracy. What on Earth do you think the Arab Spring is about?! How hard is it to understand that it is a democratic revolution?

6/11/2011 9:39:44 AM

Papabear

Moonbatshittery comes through again with the idiot idea of nuking Mecca, a sure fire means to not-at-all-peace if I ever heard one. Nuking Mecca isn't going to wipe out 1.5 billion Muslims, it's going to kill a few and enrage nearly a billion and a half of them. Well done, you have completely avoided any reasonable thinking.

6/11/2011 9:51:22 AM

BlackMageJ

For as you gaze into the abyss, the abyss backs away slowly and says "OK, you're starting to frighten me now, whackjob"

6/11/2011 10:33:48 AM

whoanelly

is this michelle malkin? cunt . . .

6/11/2011 11:35:29 AM

Old Viking

Slobber, drool, slobber.

6/11/2011 12:55:14 PM

John_in_Oz

Why do other countries hate America?

6/11/2011 1:11:41 PM
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