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Quote# 81712

[Responding on what to do about the Arab Spring if not supporting the protesters]

Well hon, I would START with a mid day nuclear strike on mecca when either it's prayer time or there are the most people there. Personally I hope that is that same time...

Second, I would begin carpet bombing palistine, lybia, and any other low leval little tribe of these animals. Think Dresden Germany, 1943.

Third I would ask the savages WHO wants to be NEXT!!!

Obviously they would all whine about how terrible I am.... So I would consider that a challenge and begin COVERING the middle east in pigs blood and chum left over from slaughter houses..... I LOVE Bacon so I would not waste that.

Once I have all you commies sufficiently riled up to get you morons out into the streets I would then ROUND YOU UP at your little lenin love fests and drop ALL OF YOU right on that big old pile of pigs guts and blood over there.

THE BEST PART....

They would wipe you commies out for it while you are telling them how much you just love them and want to understand them!

Michelle, Moonbattery 78 Comments [6/11/2011 6:46:55 AM]
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#1298454
lisamariefan

If you ever got that much power, I don't think I'd be so opposed to the idea of storming your base and carrying out an execution.

6/11/2011 1:25:48 PM

#1298457
musicalbookworm

Tell me again who the savages are?

6/11/2011 1:33:27 PM

#1298470
StoneSpiral

Terrorist.

6/11/2011 2:17:42 PM

#1298474
nazani14

I don't get the identification of Muslims with Communists. The Europeans in the states of the former Soviet Union have pretty much had a running battle with the Muslims, particularly the Chechens.

6/11/2011 2:21:44 PM

#1298476


And of course this would cause no repurcussions from remaining Muslims or any other country in the world.

6/11/2011 2:25:16 PM

#1298482
Canadian Wannabe

Michelle, get out of the US - and stop making other Americans look bad!

6/11/2011 3:24:18 PM

#1298484
Tempus

So this whole "Freedom of speech, religion and the press" thing is just a bad idea to you, huh?

Authoritarians are all the same. No, you can't have your wingnutocracy. Not yours.


6/11/2011 3:30:15 PM

#1298495
Liberal Christian

Yes, you could do those things and expose yourself as a bigoted monster to the entire world instead of just a few people on the internet. It's a good thing you're nowhere near a position of power and never will be.

6/11/2011 4:12:42 PM

#1298507
Headache

Moonbattery - Another online US mental asylum...

6/11/2011 4:49:00 PM

#1298513
mathius_dragoon

I think most of the protests are about trying to get their states out of backwards Islamic governance.

Sympathy for the protesters =/= communists

Also, even after experiencing the horror that you describe the people in the middle east would still be able to distinguish the sympathizers you plan on dropping off and the horrible people left back home.

6/11/2011 5:28:25 PM

#1298520
checkmate

I LOVE Bacon

I think we can assume she doesn't mean hot lesbian sex with fat ladies.

Or does she?

Even so, the mental image conjured up by this red neck porker's tirade, complete with her self-confessed love of excessively fatty foods is, well, not very appetizing and difficult to remove.

Ughh.

Let me guess: one of her favorite openings is "I'm not a racist, but ..."

6/11/2011 5:51:40 PM

#1298533
LadyJafaria

@mathius-dragoon: Not really; Egypt and some of the other north African countries where the rebellions started weren't theocracies, but repressive secular dictatorships. In the actual Arab theocracy, Saudi Arabia, one protest was planned and failed.

I think the fact that conservatives are responding to pro-democracy protests with the same vitriol and paranoia as they responded to an actual terrorist attack is only showing their racism. THEIR idea of democracy in the Middle East is installing compliant puppets after bombing the shit out of a country, not people organizing themselves to boot an asshole out of power.

6/11/2011 6:40:53 PM

#1298545
Canadian Wannabe

Headache, please bash CHRISTIANS - not AMERICANS. People CHOOSE to be Christian. People do not CHOOSE to be American, unless they're immigrants.

6/11/2011 7:15:48 PM

#1298562
Hive

Surprisingly enough, murder is still murder if done to Arabs...

6/11/2011 8:05:05 PM

#1298563
aaa

So, how's your impotence doing for ya?

6/11/2011 8:08:47 PM

#1298564
Frogflayer

'carpet bombing palistine, lybia, and any other low leval little tribe of these animals'

I must confess I was a little confused as to what animals she was talking about so I looked it up. Although she loves bacon apparently she doesn't go for crabs (although I think they're cute).

From wiki - Lybia (common names include boxer crabs, boxing crabs and pom-pom crabs) is a genus of small crabs, including Lybia tesselata and Lybia edmondsoni.

6/11/2011 8:12:46 PM

#1298565
LV426

WOW

6/11/2011 8:18:08 PM

#1298574
Amadaun

@Frogflayer: So much win is with you.

@Michelle: There is actually a good chance that after being carpet-bombed by America the majority of the survivors would shred any American they encountered. Not doing so would be magnanimity and rational self-control in impressive extremes, especially since there wouldn't be a lot left to lose by violent behavior. Seriously, dumbass, people with nothing left to lose are the scariest. Even if they did for some reason not have any weapons more advanced than rifles, America would be in for a world of hurt.

That is like the only thing you are even slightly right about, although your read of even that event is pretty warped. And...uh...how on earth could that last part be good? I guess you're one of those people who thinks it's funny when the dumb guy gets tormented in films, but honestly. Abuse of power is being celebrated here from beginning to end. The chortling tone is really vaguely alarming.

Evil Be Thou My Good, anyone?

6/11/2011 9:18:15 PM

#1298576


"YEAH! WHAT MICHELLE SAID!

Posted by: Hail The Amberlamps! at June 2, 2011 7:09 AM"

6/11/2011 9:27:16 PM

#1298577
Khorne

Hmm, maybe I should tell them about this, so that there is more blood AND skulls...
Hmm...
Ah, the decisions a god of blood must make.

6/11/2011 9:28:59 PM

#1298579


Once I have all you commies sufficiently riled up to get you morons out into the streets I would then ROUND YOU UP at your little lenin love fests and drop ALL OF YOU right on that big old pile of pigs guts and blood over there.

So much for conservatism being about individual rights.

6/11/2011 9:31:06 PM

#1298592
Danarth

So in short. Her answer is to murder people whom she disagrees with.

Sounds like fascism to me.

6/11/2011 10:49:31 PM

#1298605
Raised by Horses

We'll nuke them heathen bastards back to hell. That'll show'em just how civilized we are!

6/11/2011 11:41:09 PM

#1298623
Emma

Thou shall not kill...

6/12/2011 1:02:57 AM

#1298640
Lpopman

What a load of nonsense!

Maybe this is Michelle Bachmann?

6/12/2011 1:51:51 AM
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