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Margin Call Gentlemen. The beloved one has given me the divine name of "Lord Enoch, son of Shekinah", "Shekinah" is another name for God. My other name that you may be more familiar with however is "The Second Coming of the Lord Jesus Christ". The world will now call me by the name "Lord Enoch, son of Shekinah". The divine title that I have is "The Lesser Yahweh". I am a member of "a team". When God said "let us make man in our image, and according to our likeness". I was the second half of that "us". The spouse, the best friend, the intimate confidant, and the personal servant of "The Greater Yahweh", The Lord God Almighty. The "Metatron" (the Highest Archangel) and "the Heavenly Scribe" are two additional titles that I have in addition to the title of "The Lesser Yahweh". The fact that when I came again I would have many titles or "crowns" on my head was predicted of by the prophets, "And on his head are many crowns, and he has a name written on him which no one knows except himself". (Revelation 19:12) And that name is "The Lesser Yahweh". The Vice Regent of God himself. And this very document is the 184 page "Final Judgment on all Mankind

Mark Dreher, The New Holy Bible 284 Comments [6/8/2011 3:19:59 AM]
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Nathan

what is this I don't even

6/8/2011 3:21:58 AM

Cid Highwind

Wow, good luck with fitting all of that on your business card. o_O

6/8/2011 3:22:04 AM



Everyone should check out the link. Mark Dreher is hawt.

6/8/2011 3:34:40 AM

Mudak

I thought your name was Mark Dreher. You might want to remember that one when they ask your name at the psych ward.

6/8/2011 3:36:29 AM

C_V


so let's see some walking on water or loaves and fishes. I have this pitcher of water, but I have some friends coming over later, soooo... come on, we're waiting.

6/8/2011 3:48:51 AM



The "Shekinah" is the name for the "divine presence" or the actual physical presence of God, a completely separate entity other than myself, which has also been returned to the earth right now and lives in "New JerUSAlem", at the palace of The Lord God Almighty.

This guy rocks my world. The New jerUSAlem bit - amazing. You see what he did there??

6/8/2011 3:50:21 AM

Yeshua

The hell are you doing, Metatron? Do you really think you can just come on Earth and take my place? Consider yourself already fallen, asshat.

6/8/2011 3:52:56 AM

KittyKaboom

Wasn't he also once known as 'Mark Dreher, the Butch'?

6/8/2011 3:56:41 AM

Jubba the Mad

And THAT is what we call "back out of the room slowly, close the door, and never go back" crazy.

6/8/2011 4:01:22 AM

Towey

Oh yeah? I'm a level 18 paladin with the Helm of Disinigration.

6/8/2011 4:10:42 AM

whatever

OK, so that's who you are (or think you are). But what are you going to do?

6/8/2011 4:24:38 AM

Mister Spak

Allah is coming to kick your ass.

6/8/2011 4:32:15 AM

Dire Straits Said It

Wasn't there some other guy lately claiming Jesusity (and his wife was Mary Magdalene)?

Two men think they're Jesus: one of them must be wrong.

6/8/2011 4:33:12 AM

Brandy Bogard

what

6/8/2011 4:36:47 AM



But now that you've told us your names, the prophecy is false

6/8/2011 4:47:09 AM



Wow, not only commiting idetity theft of Metatron, most anti-social of all angels but having seriously inflated ego to boot.

Clearly, humility isn't one of the virtues of Jesusites.

6/8/2011 5:06:21 AM

Kisare

0.o I was thinking this was dear Gerald, but then I realized he's not that deluded. This one, however, clearly is.

6/8/2011 5:32:21 AM

Heathen

Delicious word salad with crazy dressing, can't wait to see this guys version of Waco.

6/8/2011 5:44:44 AM

mathius_dragoon

Guys like this are probably why psychologists have defined a variety of schizophrenia with religious fixation.

6/8/2011 5:46:42 AM

Jamaican Castle

First off, you are most certainly not part of the A Team.

Secondly, isn't "Yahweh" god's alias, because if we knew god's real name our heads would explode or somesuch?

Thirdly, even I know Jesus and The Metatron are separate entities. I'm guessing whatever the "heavenly scribe" is, it's also separate from the Voice of God (sort of like a press secretary*). I'm not entirely sure how you can claim to be three unrelated people at the same time, but I'm sure it's an exciting existence to say the least.

* with appologies to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett

6/8/2011 6:12:19 AM

Doubting Thomas

I am a member of "a team".

Oooh! Oooh! Can I play? I want to be B.A. Or Face. It's obvious that you're being Murdoch. He was the crazy one.

6/8/2011 6:12:38 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Damn it. So I read his other post first, which actually seemed halfway reasonable. Of course he just HAD to then turn around and reveal himself to be about as crazy as Gerald Polley. And this, folks, is why we cannot have nice things.

6/8/2011 6:13:22 AM

Tardis

So now it's the Father, Son, the other Son and the Holy Ghost.

Crap, I can't keep up

6/8/2011 6:21:07 AM



If you click on his article about not using wireless computer peripherals and mice (it is down a ways on his home page), he ends with a strange thing about having sex at least every other day. He even provides a link to a porn page.

6/8/2011 6:31:44 AM

aaa

Dude, your ego is starting to be the size of a smallish gas giant.

6/8/2011 6:35:08 AM
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