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Barack Hussein Obama II has made it obvious that he identifies more with Kenya, his ancestral homeland, than with America. Britain's attempts to introduce civilization to Kenya did not always go smoothly. The savage Mau Mau rebellion could not be repressed without harsh measures. Now the Manchurian Moonbat is taking his revenge on behalf of his forefathers.

Van Helsing, Moonbattery 27 Comments [6/20/2011 3:14:38 AM]
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aaa

"Waah, why can't the locals just take it in the ass?! We are just introducing civilization by taking their lands with force and making them work on it for nothing!"

6/20/2011 3:30:57 AM

Percy Q. Shunn


6/20/2011 4:02:39 AM

Bollox

... when did Obama declare war on the UK? I must have missed that. Did we win?

6/20/2011 4:37:31 AM

Raised by Horses

I see words and phrases I recognize as human, but they are apparently devoid of all context, logic, and meaning. In other words:

You fail the Turing Test. You get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir.

6/20/2011 4:59:21 AM

D Laurier

Britain's attempts to introduce civilization to Kenya, were pre-empted by the native Kenyans themselves some 3000 years before-hand.
Kenya was a collection of rival city states subsisting on a hydraulic economy (ie:centraly administered, irrigation based, agriculture)
The british actualy disrupted the economy by banning native crops, and forcing the natives to buy british wheat instead.
The Mau Mau rebellion was provoked by British racist bigotry.

6/20/2011 5:44:59 AM

Doubting Thomas

Um, how has he made it obvious that he identifies more with Kenya instead of the United States?

6/20/2011 6:27:47 AM

Brendan Rizzo

Pics or it didn't happen.

6/20/2011 6:34:27 AM

Yownanymous

Bullshit. That is all.

6/20/2011 7:39:39 AM



You should have spent less time hunting the bloodthirsty creatures of the night and more time studying history. Trust me, you'd look less like a complete idiot right now.

6/20/2011 9:58:44 AM

derpmaster



Obama's morning dump has more style than the neckbeards who post on Moonbattery can even correctly perceive.

6/20/2011 11:26:24 AM

TheJebusFire

And here I thought Obama was from Hawaii.

How silly of me.

6/20/2011 1:14:17 PM

DevilsChaplain

Moonbattery racism Part .

6/20/2011 2:20:04 PM

vaiyt

Wharrgarbl!

6/20/2011 6:03:22 PM

LadyJafaria

You know, this Van Helsing makes me almost want to root for vampires.

6/20/2011 8:43:48 PM

Danarth

These guys really can't let go of this whole 'Obama is from Kenya' thing, can they?

6/21/2011 6:16:38 PM



He has made it obvious not travelling to Kenya in............at least one year?. Sounds logical.

6/22/2011 9:52:34 AM

Anon

Wait, is he Kenyan, Indonesian, or Chinese? MAKE UP YOUR MIND!

6/22/2011 10:39:13 AM

Vox

"Britain's attempts to introduce civilization to Kenya did not always go smoothly."

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU.

What's now "Kenya" was an old and widely recognized center of commerce on the African leg of the Silk Road for centuries. Mombasa and Gedi had long been centers of international and maritime trade. Somewhat like Africa's equivalent of Singapore in the medieval world. The Arabs, Portuguese and later the British show up and uproot much of the local Swahili civilization, cause ethnic strife and foster a slave trade for centuries along with killing hundreds of thousands of Africans. There's nothing "civilized" about that.

Fuck you "Van Helsing" and every colonialism/imperialism apologist fuck like you. You and your Euro-racialist supremacism can go to Hell.

6/22/2011 5:57:05 PM

nickiknack

Sounds more like Renfield than Van Helsing, to me...

6/22/2011 6:27:12 PM

Arnold Facepalmer

Van Helsing should get a "lifetime achievement" award for douchebaggery

6/22/2011 10:45:15 PM

Agahnim

I'll never understand why Obama critics like this douchebag are so obsessed with his middle name. I highly doubt these people insisted on saying "Bill Jefferson Clinton" back in the '90s.

6/24/2011 2:52:14 AM

Vox

^Doncha know? Anyone with the name "Hussein" is EEEVIL because one guy with that name was a bad person!!!11!

........Except King Hussein of Jordan....and Husain Abdullah from the Minnesota Vikings.....and anyone with the name "Hussein" who isn't Saddam or Obama.....

Basically it's just butthurt Republicans/conservatives being butthurt about losing the election. It's beyond childish. There are childish liberals too but you don't hear liberals accusing anyone with the name "Ronald", "Wilson" or "Reagan" of being evil.

6/24/2011 3:27:40 PM

Mr. Yellow

@Vox

Come on, "Ronald Wilson Reagen"? 6 letters in each of his names? 666? He's the devil!

(Oh, how I love The Boondocks)

6/25/2011 2:31:38 AM



"Barack Hussein Obama II has made it obvious that he identifies more with Kenya, his ancestral homeland, than with America".

I think you have your countries backwards

"Britain's attempts to introduce civilization to Kenya did not always go smoothly".

First, there was no country known as "Kenya" until the Brits came along. Second, it was already civilized. Third, their attempts to "introduce civilization" were nothing more than an excuse to take over other people's territory. No wonder it didn't go over smoothly.

"The savage Mau Mau rebellion could not be repressed without harsh measures".

Because it was CAUSED by harsh measures.

"Now the Manchurian Moonbat is taking his revenge on behalf of his forefathers".

Manchuria is part of China, and nowhere near Kenya. I'm having an even harder time taking you seriously thanks to you lack of knowledge of basic geography

6/25/2011 4:40:07 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

The savage Mau Mau rebellion could not be repressed without harsh measures.

You don't get rebellions unless you're already repressing people. Oh, and rebellions themselves don't get repressed, they get suppressed.

6/26/2011 2:44:13 AM
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