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Well I sure wish you would tell that to the wiccan who used to live near me who tried to cast a spell on me and my family. They know full well who satan is trust me. I'll never forget that long haired puke with his little animal bone spells. We sent that boy packing and his little coven too.

Charity, Free Conservatives 12 Comments [10/26/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Darth Wang

Nice story, you should be a writer.

10/27/2005 4:15:38 PM

llDayo

What probably actually happened was the wiccanites probably left from the bizarre practices their neighbors were doing in the name of someone called jeebus. Or maybe they were tired of the property value dropping with all those crosses lying around?

10/27/2005 4:28:14 PM

TDR

What I love most is that the chick's name is \"Charity\".

10/27/2005 9:55:03 PM

xMinionX

When I read \"We sent that boy packin...\" I worry a little bit. Freecers are of a bizaare mentality such that I could easily see them forming a mob with torches and sticks.

10/28/2005 10:27:12 AM

Ratman

That boy turned me into a newt, he did!

Got better though.

10/28/2005 8:43:00 PM

Chris

Can't beat that Christian \"Love thy Neighbour\" attitude!

10/29/2005 7:30:11 AM

cyborgtroy

Breaking off a neighborly relation is often mistaken as exorcism.

4/17/2008 12:03:57 PM

Anonymous Tau

Damn, I hope they didn't kill the poor kid.

'tried to cast a spell' - paranoid fucktard.

8/4/2010 8:38:26 PM

PiGirl13

I'll send you packing, my pretty, and your little coven, too! Ahahahahahahaha!

If you hate "witches" so much, why are you talking like one?

12/19/2010 12:10:34 AM

katie5000

They know full well who satan is trust me.

Doesn't mean they worship him, though.

12/19/2010 1:13:18 AM

Renon

Yes, Wiccans know who Satan is. But, they believe, accurately so, that Satan does not exist. Ergo, they do not worship him. They worship nature and the Goddess and the Green Man, the feminine divine and her companion. Or in some cases, they believe that the Goddess and Green Man are the same being given two different forms for the sake of balance. Or that they are the same period. But you konw what has always been true?

THEY. DON'T. WORSHIP. SATAN.

Nor have they ever started a bloody war in the name of 'converting the heathens'.

3/30/2011 7:05:26 PM

Ebon

You are a fucking liar.

10/21/2012 9:22:49 AM
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