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They say man evolved from one cell to monkey to man....ok I've been able to see a way that that theory could be possible, but what and where is the proof of the steps inbetween the cell/monkey/man? Did the cell all of a sudden become a monkey? Did a monkey all of a sudden give birth to a bouncing baby boy? Sure they supposedly have proof of the look of the Java Man and Neanderthal man, but theres no way that I can think of that all of a sudden the Java man was just born....where are the people in between the monkey and the Java man and between the Java man and the Neanderthal? ......what evolved into the monkey?.......which came first?.......chicken or the egg?

mcl74, Bibleforums.org 13 Comments [10/29/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Spaz

Yes, that's exactly how it worked, cell->monkey->man, you're a fucking genius. If only there were some other animals on this planet ya know? But since there are only cells, monkeys, and humans I just can't find an explanation for how we arose.

10/29/2005 3:20:03 PM

Darth Wang

Go take a f***ing 8th grade biology course sometime, mc174

10/29/2005 6:28:56 PM

AWP

simple relationships for simple people.

10/30/2005 12:22:46 AM

ez-c

Well, since they did throw out all of our evidence of fossils and skeletal remains as being \"ficticious\" or fabricated, there is nothing left between cell and monkey.

10/30/2005 4:19:28 PM

TDR

ez -c

um - say what now?

10/31/2005 4:09:06 PM

ez-c

There is a lot of evidence of the evolutionary steps where organisms evolved from cells to monkeys to man. But, fundies claim that this evidence is all a hoax (or the religious propaganda of \"darwinists\"). Then they claim that we have no evidence of evolution. That's what I was trying to say earlier.

10/31/2005 8:01:14 PM

TDR

gotcha.

10/31/2005 9:41:42 PM

Anti - Dei

Egg.

Dinosaurs, remember?

8/5/2009 3:21:04 PM

Ian C.

"They" don't say that at all. YOU say that because you have no understanding of basic science.

8/11/2010 8:29:26 PM

Justanotheratheist

The people in between the monkey and the Java man can be found posting on fundie forums, although that is probably offensive to monkeys.

These fools won't be satisfied until we find a "transitional" fossil that is half duck and half T Rex - and even then they would find a way to avoid its relevance.

8/12/2010 2:03:27 AM

Syndromeramo

Watch futurama, a clockwork origin. That sums up his knowledge on evolution

5/2/2011 5:09:16 PM

whatever

Well, hard to believe it might be, but one cell did suddenly become a monkey, then a man. It was on a Tuesday, just after 1pm GMT. It was quite a shock for the monkey because he had no idea how to live or what to eat. Thankfully another cell suddenly became a banana tree that same afternoon.

5/2/2011 5:37:29 PM

Canadiest

It's easy to get into the concept.
Where are they now?

No, c'mon science fan. These things existed. Where are they now? Think about it. Think. Please, C'mon, try.

I think we have about twenty humanoids recorded now, correct me if I'm wrong, Bible missed them all.

Again, You have nothing.

5/2/2011 8:23:38 PM
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