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#3189
Spaz
Yes, that's exactly how it worked, cell->monkey->man, you're a fucking genius. If only there were some other animals on this planet ya know? But since there are only cells, monkeys, and humans I just can't find an explanation for how we arose.
10/29/2005 3:20:03 PM
#3200
Darth Wang
Go take a f***ing 8th grade biology course sometime, mc174
10/29/2005 6:28:56 PM
#3224
AWP
simple relationships for simple people.
10/30/2005 12:22:46 AM
#3241
ez-c
Well, since they did throw out all of our evidence of fossils and skeletal remains as being \"ficticious\" or fabricated, there is nothing left between cell and monkey.
10/30/2005 4:19:28 PM
#3265
TDR
ez -c
um - say what now?
10/31/2005 4:09:06 PM
#3283
ez-c
There is a lot of evidence of the evolutionary steps where organisms evolved from cells to monkeys to man. But, fundies claim that this evidence is all a hoax (or the religious propaganda of \"darwinists\"). Then they claim that we have no evidence of evolution. That's what I was trying to say earlier.
10/31/2005 8:01:14 PM
#3293
TDR
gotcha.
10/31/2005 9:41:42 PM
#1001381
Anti - Dei
Egg.
Dinosaurs, remember?
8/5/2009 3:21:04 PM
#1191421
Ian C.
"They" don't say that at all. YOU say that because you have no understanding of basic science.
8/11/2010 8:29:26 PM
#1191486
Justanotheratheist
The people in between the monkey and the Java man can be found posting on fundie forums, although that is probably offensive to monkeys.
These fools won't be satisfied until we find a "transitional" fossil that is half duck and half T Rex - and even then they would find a way to avoid its relevance.
8/12/2010 2:03:27 AM
#1284927
Syndromeramo
Watch futurama, a clockwork origin. That sums up his knowledge on evolution
5/2/2011 5:09:16 PM
#1284931
whatever
Well, hard to believe it might be, but one cell did suddenly become a monkey, then a man. It was on a Tuesday, just after 1pm GMT. It was quite a shock for the monkey because he had no idea how to live or what to eat. Thankfully another cell suddenly became a banana tree that same afternoon.
5/2/2011 5:37:29 PM
#1284960
Canadiest
It's easy to get into the concept.
Where are they now?
No, c'mon science fan. These things existed. Where are they now? Think about it. Think. Please, C'mon, try.
I think we have about twenty humanoids recorded now, correct me if I'm wrong, Bible missed them all.
Again, You have nothing.
5/2/2011 8:23:38 PM
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