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#1304581
Argle Bargle
Every time a fundie says they are ex-anything, they're lying. This is one of the more obvious examples.
6/30/2011 3:18:22 AM
#1304590
Creedence Leonore Gielgud
Psst! You're about 20 years or so too late for the Satanic Panic, and warning parents of the dangers of letting their kids listening to shitty hair metal.
"I was then sent to a very big library that contained large volumes of mystic books to study."
At least Satanists encourage reading I guess.
6/30/2011 3:35:07 AM
#1304597
David B.
Yeah, and I once rode on the back of a pink unicorn to the centre of the universe where the creator of all things sat on a couch that was a hundred light-years across and shaped like a pair of boobs. And this almighty being, whose name was 'Graham', spoke to me in a voice that shook the nearby galaxies. And he told me you were full of sh**!
6/30/2011 3:47:09 AM
#1304611
KittyKaboom
Looks like someone dropped the brown acid.
6/30/2011 4:27:29 AM
#1304614
Who in their rational mind would find any of this worth investing time and effort?! I mean, who really does this shit?!
6/30/2011 4:34:12 AM
#1304627
Isn't Abbysinia the old name for ethiopia?
6/30/2011 4:50:42 AM
#1304633
Meisha
Wow, this person has great powers of delusion.
6/30/2011 4:59:08 AM
#1304638
arctic knight
I had a dream like that, only in my dream, I went into the cave and saw a dark figure approach me. I then cut of its head with my light saber and it's mask exploded revealing my own face inside and......oh wait.....
6/30/2011 5:10:32 AM
#1304639
awitch
I wouldn't be surprised if "India Jungle" was a ride at some amusement park.
6/30/2011 5:11:59 AM
#1304650
sandchigger
@1304627 Abyssinia is the name for the old Ethiopian Empire, yeah.
6/30/2011 5:31:15 AM
#1304662
Philbert McAdamia
> demonic birds ; demonic because some had faces like dogs, some like cats, etc. <
Ooh, fundy evolution.
@ David B.,
'Graham'?
That cracker!
6/30/2011 5:43:30 AM
#1304663
Mister Spak
Were Mario and Luigi involved in this at all?
6/30/2011 5:44:06 AM
#1304677
David G
If every Christian who claims to have been a satanist had actually been one, satanism would be the world's 3rd largest religion.
6/30/2011 6:21:19 AM
#1304691
aaa
This is so blatantly utter horseshit that i will mock anyone who falls for this.
6/30/2011 6:35:35 AM
#1304694
meh
As a half Indian I am somewhat offended that you describe this, "INDIA JUNGLE" as hell.
Thankfully you are a loon. So I can laugh at you.
6/30/2011 6:37:21 AM
#1304701
pete
Hallucinogens can really fuck with your mind.
6/30/2011 6:46:03 AM
#1304704
nutbunny
You talk a lot of shit.
I tried being a satanist once. None of that bullshit ever happened to me.
OOOOH you'll be granted power beyond your.....oh shut the fuck up.
6/30/2011 6:51:28 AM
#1304708
Azathoth's Puppy
I Googled this "INDIA JUNGLE" and the fourth link from the pictures at the top was "The Jungle Book."
Next time you go on an acid trip, aim for the AFRICAN SAVANNA. Timon and Pumbaa would like to share a musical number with you, liar.
6/30/2011 6:54:39 AM
#1304709
Doubting Thomas
With all these instructions I came back to Nigeria the same way I went, and fulfilled all.
And then I started emailing people trying to find someone who would help me get twenty million USD ($20,000,000) out of the country.
6/30/2011 6:56:20 AM
#1304730
Brendan Rizzo
As soon as I read the first line I thought this was from Willaim Schnoebelen. These people KNOW that they're lying, so why do they do it? Just to encourage irrational thinking? I know that one argument against Christianity is that the Devil has no motive except to turn people away from God for no reason, but the existence of Schnoebelen, Eni, and others like them really make me think that some people really do act for the evulz.
6/30/2011 7:16:22 AM
#1304738
Jack Bauer
Yeah, right...
I used to be 1,000 miles tall. I could melt moons with atomic rays that came out of my eyes and I used to eat planets and shit out asteroids. I was made out of pure radiation and used to sleep in a bed made out of suns.
Oh, I just cannot be bothered to continue.
6/30/2011 7:25:20 AM
#1304766
TGRwulf
Yeah, it's so obvious this dude's lying it's not even funny.
6/30/2011 7:51:08 AM
#1304775
Pan
Sounds like those were some good drugs.
6/30/2011 7:55:22 AM
#1304778
GigaGuess
Peyote is a helluva drug.
6/30/2011 7:57:20 AM
#1304784
Raised by Horses
"I was sent to a valley about 200 metres deep. In it were assorted dangerous reptiles and wild beasts. These were to torture me. I was not to shout, for if I did, I have failed the exam and the consequence was DEATH. After seven days of agony I was brought out and sent to a place called ‘INDIA JUNGLE’."
Okay, but how do you get past the gatekeeper? When I click on the portcullis, my character just shrugs his shoulders and says "I don't know what to do with that."
6/30/2011 8:00:41 AM
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